Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org
By: B @ L @
WIFE BY MAIL
Advertise your product or brand here contact us www.SubtitleDB.org today
You said there was a girl that you really liked.
- The one with the hat. - Is she?
- Yes. - You're his profile?
"Lychee, 27 years old, from Burma.
1.50 meters tall, single. He never married.
He loves ice cream. He hates cats, but he loves puppies. "
She is pretty.
My name is Adrian Martin.
- Y? - My name is Adrian Martin
and I'm asking for a wife by mail.
Why?
Why...
I think it's the best way to meet someone
without all the stupidities.
I tried the bar scene, and it did not work.
People tried to introduce me girls, it did not work either,
so I decided ...
How could this be worse than the people who get drunk in the bars
and goes home? They already know...
so ... I do it.
5,000, 51, 52,
53, 54, 55, In exchange for Adrian's participation
56, 57, in this movie
58, 59, 6000 the producers agreed to help
6,100, to pay the service fees,
the legal fees and travel expenses
involved in acquiring a wife.
My name is Roland Uruci, and I work for Chicas Para so.
We are a matchmaker company international.
In common terms, they are wives by mail,
but we prefer to say matchmakers international,
is closer to what we do Really.
It is well known that the American man
is seen as the best husband possible in the world.
They are excellent suppliers; They work a lot,
they know how to care for their women;
and they also tend to go out a lot vacation,
what is also an element attractive for other women.
How does it work exactly?
The way we set it is that you review the catalogs,
Choose the girl you like,
he pays our fees, we give it the address of it,
- and the rest remains in you. - What do you mean by "the rest"?
You must make the initial contact, write letters,
establish a certain type of relationship,
and see if things progress from there in more.
"Dear Lychee, my name is Adrian Martin
I saw your photo in the catalog from Club Para so
and you seemed very beautiful to me. "
This is so. Move the hand of ... of the flash, yes.
"I live in Queens,
which is part of the city from New York.
I have lived in Queens all my life.
I own my own house.
I also have a car. I work in the security field
- and property management. " - One more, one more.
- You're killing me. - Good, ready.
- In agreement. - "My favorite food
it's American food, but I also like Chinese.
I hope you decide answer me
Sincerely, Adrian Martin. "
Let's try it, will not we?
- Does it work? - Yes, it works.
Absolutely works. Our success rate is 50% higher ...
Regarding marriages ... than the national average.
Two hands?
"Dear Adrian, I was very happy receive a letter
Your car is very beautiful
and you're very handsome.
I live with t a in Bad-thag village.
Daily we bake padtha bread,
we walk to village,
bike,
radio..." With two "O".
"Sometimes as a pig.
I live in Queens, I live in Queens,
big car, more letters.
Lychee Martin ".
What do you think it means
"Lychee Martin"?
After three months of correspondence,
Adrián requests Lichi
for an immigration visa K-1 (matrimonial).
Lichi makes plans to come to USA UU
- How are you? - You'd like to say something to Lichi
if you could, to tell him something before it arrives?
That I am a good guy, so simple.
She will come here and be? with a good type
who is going to take care of her
And ... I have a job;
I have a El Dorado and my own house.
One second.
S ?
- A damn boy. - You were about to give a message to Lychee.
Welcome to USA UU
- How are you? - Hi, good.
I am going to take care of you.
- So you're excited? - Yes.
Why?
Because today comes Lichi.
Fuck.
I brot .
You will believe that I am 15 years old.
ROTATE TO THE LEFT IN ... ONLY
You feel weird to accept
marry someone whom not even
have you met in person?
If it does not look anything like the photo, Will not you care?
Not really.
The issue is that with makeup
the bad can be improved, Do you understand?
With makeup.
Sometimes they put on ... they put on too much makeup.
Sometimes they are liars.
If the face is not so good,
then they put on makeup and they are fine.
Or if the breasts are not very large, they put on a magical bra and they are.
Or if they are not very tall, wear heels.
Women lie a lot.
They always say: "I'm so beautiful,
I'm a great cook. "
We'll see.
Your attention, please.
That John Comey comes to door 48A.
Hi.
"Samin sapi pile"?
I'm glad you're here.
Is that what you expected?
I expected him to come and wine.
Smile
Adrian and Lichi proclaim his love to the world,
and those of us here gathered
we rejoice with them and for them
in the new life they undertake together now.
Adrian, you accept Lychee
as your wife,
to love her, honor her, protect her and take care of it
as long as they live?
Yes.
And now, Lychee, You accept Adrian
like your husband,
to love him, honor him, protect him and take care of it
as long as they live?
- Yes. - Yes.
Since they both consented get marry
and they have exchanged votes in front of the witnesses,
by the authority invested in m by the laws of the State of New York,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You can kiss the bride.
Congratulations.
- I'm very happy. - All right.
Do you know what that is?
It does not bite.
Go ahead, try it.
Look ... everything around.
You have to scrub.
Scrub here. So
Under the seat.
Go ahead, try it.
You have to scrub in the seat.
Clean under the seat.
You know, there.
All right. Look, I want him to...
paper... the sanitary paper
fall from above, ves?
So ... down.
Okay? Now, shake ...
Very well.
And here is the kitchen.
And then you open it ...
and you add it.
And you have to keep stirring.
Keep stirring.
- Keep stirring. - Keep stirring.
- Follow... - Yes, let me write it down
so you do not forget.
- "Keep stirring." - Keep stirring.
- What do they cook? - Is he still stirring?
We are making chili.
Vegetarian Beans
Keep stirring.
In agreement.
Look.
You have to add a lot.
Keep stirring.
You are doing a great job.
If the head is there ...
You put the rat here.
Yes ... if the head it's here,
You put the rat there, ves?
Grab it from the tail.
Grab it.
Ahead.
Now ... the head it's there, ves?
Then put it there.
Ahead.
Okay?
You see? He's smelling it.
You are getting closer. Hot.
Cold, cold ... very cold.
Come here, Chipwich.
You want me to eat, do not you?
Ready.
That's.
You see?
If Chipwich does not eat, Chipwich dies.
You do not want Chipwich die, no?
Okay?
Do not Cry.
Eat sand a.
DO NOT CRY If I came from the street,
I would think that Lychee ...
She is not your wife, but a maid.
What do you mean? I do not know.
What do you mean?
If someone were to say
that it seems that she was a maid or a maid,
What would you say?
She does her job, and me, mine.
Is that what this is about?
Is this your angle?
Because I do not get it, honestly.
Lychee is very happy here.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Let me show you something.
Lichi was born in 1975
in the poor village of Mai-tuk.
When I was three years old,
his six-year-old sister
was sold as a slave
to settle a family debt.
When she was 11 ...
his father died of malaria.
And his mom ...
had the burden of raising to the family.
What else has he told you?
about his life...
Adrian?
Good,
It is not like here.
There's no food there.
There is no malaria in Queens.
It's fine.
- Hello. - Hello...
we are registering ... Lychee Martin
Thank you.
What is your date of birth? Date of birth?
What were you born?
October, November, December?
I will put January.
"Lychee Martin", there.
- Linki Martin? - Lichi, yes.
Acomp enme.
We read in the thing that ...
one of the complications is diarrhea or something like that.
- But that is... - It's very, very strange.
- In agreement. - It's a very strange scenario.
Most problems they come
with post-operative pain for 24 hours,
and there are very few other complications
more than the nausea, Maybe because of the anesthesia.
She thought that this was a regular control.
You have spoken clearly ...
- Yes, of course. ... before coming to the conclusion
- of what he wants to operate on his wife. - We talked about it,
and we talk about it, and we talk about it again.
- Then I know. - There are other alternatives available.
She just wants to know
how is ... the procedure.
The procedure in itself It is relatively simple.
We are going to make an incision through the abdomen,
just below the navel.
A small incision, approximately 2.5 four cm.
And then we are going to close
or to flirt this horn
so that Lichi can no longer Get pregnant.
What is the word for "easy"?
- "Ji-eh-tan". - Jentan.
- Routine - Routine
Can we do it on Tuesday? I have that day free.
Sure, talk to my secretary in reception,
- and her... - Lydia?
Yes, she will take care of the appointment
- when necessary. - Very well.
Doctor, where's the bathroom? He would like to go to the bathroom.
The bathroom is right there outside. Is it okay?
- Yes, it's fine. - All right.
Then Lychee ... Lychee. Tell us what happens.
What happens?
- Come on, walk. - Adrian.
Let out.
Adrian, stay here.
No. Come, please?
Lychee seems upset.
Yes, and what did you say?
Why do you think this is upset?
I do not know, what did you say?
It seems he does not want the operation.
You start to distort things.
But it seems... what paree is
- You're forcing her. - No, nobody forces her.
We agree not to have children,
so ...
Can you ... Could you turn it off?
Listen, you fixed the deal.
The deal was ... you were just to follow me, okay?
But you do not.
I just came here, I followed you,
I just film what I saw.
Sr. Head?
- S ? - I have your drugs.
Thank you.
The deal was that you were going to continue ...
were you going to follow me, s ? And you do not.
- You are judging me. - No no. I do not judge you.
You judge me and you try to ruin my marriage.
Do you know? I think it's the best. I wanted to tell you,
just that we stop this, s ? It is not working.
- Let me give you time. - Listen, it does not work.
I ... will call you the next week.
No, I do not want you to call me the next week.
I want you to leave us alone to me and my wife,
because it is the best at this time.
- Okay? - Are you mad at me?
No, no, it's fine. Everything is fine.
I'm just saying that this ran out.
- Okay? - Sir, it can happen now.
Okay? Can we do it?
This ... this sold out.
After the appointment with the doctor, the documentary is canceled.
Five weeks later, Lichi searched for to the director in his apartment.
You want to talk about why are you here?
You want to tell me what there is in the video?
Adrian.
Welcome to USA UU
In agreement. Now I want what do you wear ...
so
Adrian came home one day and bought him flowers,
and it was a very happy occasion.
And then he started taking pictures
in his El Dorado.
I did not see it. You spied.
Turn around, ag chate.
More slowly, more slowly.
As if you were picking a towel.
Remember?
Keep your feet together. Yes.
- She was very scared. - Let's go downstairs.
He kept insisting that he drink,
and he wanted to film her, make a movie
We will make a film. Do you know why?
Because it's movie night. Stop, turn around.
Come on, we'll go down.
She did not know what was going on
and he seemed crazy.
Say it. "Pap always wins."
Say it.
Pap ...
- Pap ... ...Always Wins.
...forever... - All right.
Go ahead, down.
Yes.
Unburden yourself
Making movies.
Okay? Take off your shirt.
B jatelo.
You despise me, huh?
Take off your pants.
Why do not you lie down?
The basement is dirty. You have to clean it.
Head down. B jala.
Head down.
Lick ... the cellar is dirty, you have to lick.
I'm sorry, I can not look at this.
Now you do not feel so special, Right?
Yes, I do not think we should either be watching it either.
I feel like I have to do it,
that is my responsibility
If I can help her somehow to have a better life at this point ...
- So I do the right thing? - Yes.
Andrew wants you to be safe.
He has invited you to stay here
in his sof .
Do you want to do it?
In agreement.
- Hello? - Yes, it's me.
- T ... S . - Adriana?
Do you know where Lychee is?
Not me...
I have no idea where Lychee is.
Because I can not find it
and I think he left.
You do not know if he went back to Burma or something like that?
Maybe?
Thanks for nothing.
No problem
If a wife comes to this country
and the marriage does not work,
What happens to her?
I think I might have to go back
to your country of origin,
and the gentleman will have to keep going.
And if she wanted stay?
Then we have the question of citizenship at that time,
and citizenship is always complicated
It was really fantastic.
You are a very talented young woman ...
- a lot, and very natural. - Clear.
Because I do not think ...
How much preparation Could he have had?
He is a professional ... of this works,
and hires chefs all the time.
- So... - Clear.
He knows it.
- You said everything was delicious. - Sorry,
but it was peasant food. I still have sand on my teeth.
- Enough. - It's nothing different,
- It's not special. - You have to be able to do something to help.
I'll take care of all the paperwork ...
If she can learn to master our menu ...
everything that contains ...
then maybe we can sponsor it
Lichi begins to study the menu of the food service
DESSERTS and SWEETS Let me help you with this.
I worked like a crazy person.
This is beautiful.
I practiced preparing dishes
for Andrew and his girlfriend Merritt.
This is the best you have ready for us
After six weeks, Andrew organized a dinner
for Lichi to demonstrate his skills.
- Excellent. - Yes, absolutely.
Lychee, no, you must stop. Let's go.
A picture. Let's go... Lychee
Then you're ready for tonight.
Are you nervous?
Are you? You seem nervous.
I guess the big mystery It is the dessert.
And I would like to try it now,
- to make sure he's rich. - I'm sorry, I can not.
I do not want everyone to arrive
and that there is something wrong with that,
so I think it's important I'll try now.
Do you need help?
You do not help.
It seems that you have everything under control.
Lychee, do you need us to do something?
Do you need us to pick something up or ...?
- Lychee, I think it's going very well. - Do not worry.
Leave her alone. It's fine.
- I know. - I think you try too hard.
- In agreement. - Just give him space and he'll be fine.
- I think... - She seems happy too.
It is cyclothemic. I mean, It's not unusual, you know?
You can not expect him to be happy all the time.
- Hello boys. - Pass.
I hope you enjoy it.
Very well.
That is incredible.
Lychee, can you do something?
It's ... really good, Lychee.
- Really... - It's delicious.
Delicious, it's ...
- He's really rich. - Yes, wonderful.
There's something you want Talk to me?
Is there something that bothers you?
- You're ... acting ... - Eat.
you act very weird at this time.
- And he's putting ... - What's wrong with this?
- Get out of here. - I do not want to leave here.
- I want to know what happens. - It's just ... we do ...
This is embarrassing for me.
I think we should sit down and eat,
and do the rest of ...
We can go back to the table, please?
In agreement.
No dessert. Do not.
No dessert.
- Just sign up. - Do not.
Yes. In agreement.
- Lichi? - Does this mean there's no dessert?
In agreement.
Lychee, please.
Hi ... I'm Andrew.
Listen, I need a big favor.
Yes. Wait a second.
- And bring dessert. - Listen, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine, but ... - Friends, I really regret it
- everything and... - Do not worry.
- And get off in a few minutes. - Thank you.
- Yes, yes. - My congratulations to the crank.
If you could come to help me, It would be great.
Thanks, I appreciate it, s ?
Adi s.
- What did he say? - Can we do it privately?
I would like the opportunity
to defend myself in camera.
I understand that she is upset
but I do not accept having treated her disrespectfully
He made it very clear that it was only sex.
She ... was very interested in the idea.
But when Merritt comes,
Merritt and t are as boyfriends,
and then, when she leaves, Lychee and t go hand in hand,
- as boyfriends. - Wait, I do not deal with Lychee
As if she were my girlfriend. That's not...
She is my friend. I treat it as a friend and then ...
Sometimes we go to bed, but it's not like we're ...
boyfriends. I mean, that's not...
Well, she feels
what have you been trying like a girlfriend
She says that you buy her gifts,
that you are walking hand in hand and they snuggle.
In agreement. Yes, It is true.
But that does not mean that ...
Nothing has changed of the original agreement
that we both had, so I do not understand why ...
- suddenly changed his behavior. - Good...
when Merritt comes and you have relationships
and Lichi ends up sleeping in the sof
instead of in the room with you ...
sometimes you can hear them
and that bothers her.
Clear.
Well I can certainly understand ...
how that would be hurtful ...
Hear us.
I mean, we try ...
be silent
But ... I understand. I mean, I see why
that would alter it.
Sorry.
I'm not the one who should receive your apologies.
Clear.
Yes.
Good morning
I wanted to apologize for last night.
I'm so sorry...
everything that happened.
Do not be sorry. Good, with me.
I feel ...
have had relationships with you.
I like it.
You're not bad.
What I'm saying is that it was simply sex,
nothing more, something casual.
I still do not understand what is what you try to tell me
I need a marriage for immigration.
- No? - No no.
- Yes. - Do not.
- Yes. - You need a job.
I work too hard for immigration.
Marriage makes easy immigration.
I make life easy for you.
- For me? - Yes. No?
You thought we were to get married
just because we had relationships?
That's what you thought?
Only the question answers.
Okay?
The videos, Adrian. Adrian, the videos ...
Do you plan to make more videos? S ?
Lychee, you do not ...
Lychee, you do not have to do this, you know, do not you?
Are you going to tie her up, Adrian?
I'm not going to disappear, you know?
Lychee, if there is any problem,
Just call me, okay?
If you have any problem ...
That is a very ugly scene.
It seems to me that you need really get away
and forget about this,
clarify your thoughts and maybe forget all this.
What are we doing here?
- We monitor Lychee. - I know. Why?
To make sure it's okay.
I realize that all this It seems crazy,
but...
You know, I feel like maybe ...
I made a mistake leaving it ...
Do you hear that?
Is it?
They see us?
Friends?
Friends, come on, go away from here.
Go Go.
Out of here. Out, out.
It is not healthy. It is not healthy at all.
What kind of damage do you talk about? Do you physically abstain from it?
Can you call her during the day?
Why do not you do it? Call it once a week,
when you know that he is not, and ask him how he is.
- I do not want to confuse her. - Why?
You think if you call her, she'll believe that you are interested in her again?
I think you're interested in it again.
And you're afraid to admit it.
Hi.
It's confusing. One day I tell myself: "It's over.
I will never see Lychee again.
I will stop making the movie today and everything will be over. "
And the next day,
I appear at Adrian's house,
Do you know? Y...
I care about her.
If you think it is fine, I would like ...
come and visit you a couple of times per week
and make sure you're okay.
I'm fine.
I would like to make sure of it,
Okay?
Could I judge for myself?
In agreement.
For six weeks, Andrew is seen with Lychee
while Adrian is working.
It's fine, nothing bad.
What does "like a Cuba" mean?
- Good... - Like a Cuba?
"Like a Cuba" is when have you drunk so much
that you're ... drunk, you know?
- It means very drunk. - T ?
No, I do not, but ... Yes, sometimes.
Maybe tonight really let's get ...
- Yes. - I have to go home.
Lychee is married to Adrian and ...
act as if it were
The good wife, but when he leaves,
and he's working, she and I we spend time together.
I feel weird walking
with another man's wife,
but se is not a real marriage,
and what she and I have it's ... it's ...
is special.
Stop breathing on me. You are breathing on me.
I can not concentrate.
- That was your fault. - Won.
- Let me see that. - See what?
You have the same in both dolls, like that.
Are you still doing them?
I make video.
How does this work for the police? What does he do?
He puts the metal in his hand.
And always... He is the police?
- And you have to be arrested? - You as a policeman now.
Is nothing.
You have an idea of ​​the fucked up What is your life?
The way you live it is not normal.
- I am good. - No, you're not fine.
I'm really worried about Lychee,
and this arrangement that we have now,
only ...
it does not work for me,
so I realized that I have to do something
to change it soon.
What is your team of favorite football?
- It's the Miami Dolphins. - Dolphins.
And the song of the Miami Dolphins He says:
Good.
I just want you to tell me what is today?
- Sunday, August ...? - Three.
Sunday, August 3, yes. And I want you to remember that day
why...
Well, I want to ask you ...
come back ... come back to ...
move with me
As a friend?
- I knew you'd say it, no. - I do not need a friend.
No, not as a friend. Actually I ask you
you'll be...
my wife.
So...
t ...
Would you marry me?
Put it in writing.
In writing?
So if I accept put it in writing,
Then ...
yes?
I promise to marry you.
Well, come in.
Very well.
- Is that all? - Do not.
I should give you a warning.
What the fuck is this?
- Tell me, what the fuck is this? - Nothing.
- Go down to the cellar. - Do not.
Come on ... enough.
Enough.
We are going.
I spoke with the other lawyer this morning,
the demand will respond of divorce.
They say that the video was made voluntarily, that Lichi was ...
an active participant.
Good...
What can we do to ...
make all this go?
The other part suggested
that we could pay.
Whatever is needed.
You know, I thought
- I should tell you. - S ?
- So I'm telling you. - Anything else, Andrew?
Only not ...
I want there to be resentments among us.
I only ...
You know, maybe, eventually ...
we could be friends.
Yes, of course, go
and she can make us dinner. What do you think?
- I'm scared. - No, you do not have anything
what to be scared of She will adore you.
He likes them all those who are pretty,
so he will love you.
It is very hollow. Only appearances matter to you,
so I'll think you're very beautiful,
and it will be fine.
T .
It's my son, the director of documentaries
Hello, honey. It's so good to see you.
Stop being false, It's natural.
- Trash. - This is Lychee ...
- Hi, Lichi. ... my brand new wife.
- It's really a pleasure to meet you. - Lichi Gurland.
- Do you speak English? - A little.
Little, ah, very good.
Come, join us, take a seat.
Is for you.
A wedding gift to give you Welcome to the family.
- What's that? - It's a certificate.
For...
a beauty salon, So you can...
Oh, for the hair.
I love you very much but I have to be honest with you.
Basically I think she she is a geisha
who takes and cleans the house.
I do not agree with that evaluation.
She is a servant. Disc lpame, a maid you're fucking
Sorry. A geisha has more education about the methods of t .
I do not appreciate the way in which you treated her.
I do not appreciate the way he you spoke.
I do not appreciate those gifts. Were insulting, in bad taste.
Why can not you be normal, good with her?
- This is the person I love. - Andrew...
I'm glad for you.
I hope this works.
- Do you mean it? - Do not.
A rare relationship?
Yes ... you're like him ...
You're like a puppet, are not you?
And your mother does ...
And you do ...
- Mommy, kiss-kiss, mommy. - Yes, Mommy.
Puppet.
I know that my mother can be difficult,
but I think that over time they will come to love each other.
She pretends to like me ...
I pretend she like me.
Okay?
In agreement.
Hi.
Can I see that? Excuse.
- Hi, honey. - You give her a kiss?
Kiss.
Adi s.
You can show me the rest of your pigs?
This Charlie pig, This Lulu sow,
se is Peter pig, Jack and Jill,
and little pig Mo,
That's ... Rebecca.
It's Rebecca, Becca.
That is Peter, That's Billy,
sa is Jennifer and that's Stevie.
That's Dancer ... the dancer sow
The little pig reached ... I call him Bank pig.
That's gymnast Nadia sow.
Pig Birthday, Nina sow, Kendall sows,
Bo pork and Buck.
This is Earl ... Count of Pig,
take care of all the pigs
- Takes care of them. - Why pigs?
I like pork. Pig is most beautiful animal.
- And the dogs? They are very beautiful. - Cute dogs.
Pig cutest.
And the puppies? Nothing is more nice than a puppy.
Carchorritos cuter than pork,
but more beautiful lech puppy
Good deal.
Do not you think maybe ...
Do you have too many pigs?
How many pigs are too many?
- All these, I would say. - I like pork.
- All these pigs are too many. - Pig makes me happy.
My house is covered in pigs at this time.
- So you do not want me happy? - No, I did not say that,
but there must be a commitment of some kind
and I feel like this is ...
- a pig hut. - This house does not fill with pig.
I have many pigs, but even more so.
Then you tell me to wait more pigs?
Maybe?
I have a proposition
where we only have four or five pigs out at once,
and we keep the rest of the saved pigs.
- And later... - Do not.
I do not buy pork to keep. Pig does not like to keep.
Pigs do not have to be kept all the time.
We will rotate them weekly.
What does "rotate" mean? I did not break.
I like how they are.
Do not touch my pig, s ?
I think there is something very stupid about spending so much ...
to waste so much money in pigs
It's my money, is not it?
It's my monthly payment. Dices what do you want to spend?
- That's what you say ... - Yes.
... No, Andrew? - Yes, of course.
- Play it however you want, but ... - I do.
I do not expect you to be an idiot when you spend your money
- and spend it all on pigs. - Idiota?
- I do not think it's smart ... - You call me an idiot?
I think it's not very smart
spend all that money on pigs.
No, I do not think it's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea for me. For me it's a good idea
I earn the money, I work for you
I earn the monthly payment, you say what I spend as I want.
I want to spend on pork, s ?
I can not ... I can not stand it.
I can not stand it, your porn movie.
- Okay? - What does that have to do with anything?
I do not have so much porn
how do you have pigs?
I love her, and I want this to work, so ...
It seems that you should get used to it to live with pigs.
Yes.
Lychee and I were not there communicating very well lately,
and everything she does it's talking on the phone.
He recorded some of his phone conversations,
and I want you to tell me what it says about our relationship.
- What does it say about me and ... - In agreement.
Something about...
then Spike really loves Buffy.
Buffy really does not like it Spike,
but Spike loves Buffy really, really.
Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
From the program "Buffy La Vampire Slayer ".
Clear.
What are you doing?
I have been invited to speak in my alma mater.
Where is Lychee?
In the apartment.
I think this is really a good opportunity for ...
- Let's spend time separated. - Why?
We discussed last week ...
It was not cute.
Andrew?
I'm not going to... I'm not going to talk
of this now.
But Andrew, when we get married,
you promised to be a good husband,
you promised to take care of Lychee,
and you promised to have children.
- No? - I did not break any of those promises.
- I just said I do not want a baby now. - But where is baby?
- I said I do not want a baby now. - When?
That's what I said.
Do not you know that whole life Not honeymoon, Andrew?
- Yes, it's very obvious. - Time to start kids now.
Obv ... what is this?
I'm not ready to have this discussion right now, s ?
But watch me. Look. Andrew?
Lychee does not cook first boil.
You have a lot of time to have a baby, s ? You are crazy
- Are you a doctor? - You're acting crazy
- at this time. - Are you a doctor?
- Answer me. - No, Lychee, I'm not a doctor.
- That's right. I know my body. - I'm not a doctor.
Said burm s: "Man without children
- It's not a man. " - It's a great saying.
You are not a man
T senorita. That's it.
T senorita.
Let me ask you something.
I ask question today.
- Why would anyone want ...? - I want baby.
- Why would anyone want ...? - I want to drink, to say.
Why would someone want a baby? with a damn crazy like t ?
You crazy. I want baby.
- Who's the crazy one? - T .
- Who's the crazy one? - You crazy little lady.
- Who's the crazy one? - T .
I want to drink. T say I can have a baby.
You do not give me baby. How many times I must say I want to drink?
God, I want baby.
I can not wait to show you these sequences
so you can see what ridiculous ...
- I want baby. ... that you see now.
- Not man. - I want to...
- I want baby. - Let me ... go to the other room
- And leave me alone there. - Why?
- Take this and crack from here. - Stop here.
- Why would anyone want ...? - I want baby.
- Why would anyone want ...? - I want to drink, to say.
Why would someone want a baby? with a damn crazy like t ?
You crazy. I want baby.
Huck, there's someone there in front.
I just want to say ... I know the documentary is not finished
and I think it's good, because in that end ...
I know it's not the end, but definitely do not finish it like that,
leaving Lychee as the villain.
I'm surprised that someone can sympathize with that behavior.
Raise your hand. How many of you believe
that the relationship will last?
How is it that every time I call
Sound 10 times before you attend? HOTEL ROOMS
I call long distance.
I know it's a long distance, but the call on hold leaves
that you can have two telephones both,
and later...
you choose the conversation what do you want.
So you do not get lost no call.
I choose long distance.
Listen out... while I was coming to ac
I thought a lot
I know this probably is not the best way to do it,
but sometimes,
when marriages pass for difficult periods,
the couples are separated.
This is... It is something that is ... it is false.
That's not bad ...
cold, like t .
I ... I do not understand.
I think maybe ...
we made a mistake.
You're wrong.
Oh, honey.
The door was open as well
and ... there were no paintings in the walls.
All the paintings of my mother they disappeared.
This was my favorite, "Fireworks of Venice".
Then I noticed that all his things They had disappeared.
Then I discovered ...
this note.
- What does it say? - I have no idea
of what he says in the note because I do not speak your stupid damn language.
Is it in Chinese?
"Andrew:
You do not know what you want.
Please do not follow me. Lychee. "
Did he take anything else?
The reason why today we rent a camera
because...
when she left, He took the m .a.
That is all.
It was in the box in the cl set.
Now it disappeared, so ...
She decided to take it with her. I ... you know.
Can I do something for you?
I guess what you're doing.
Do not escape from someone's apartment
while they are traveling. It's crazy
I realize that it is what she did with Adrian,
but I certainly never thought What would happen to me?
Why are you better than him?
Well, I have That opinion of me.
Yes, I'm better than Adrian.
Andrew spent the next eight months trying to locate Lychee.
Their attempts failed.
The last eight months have been very difficult for me.
I really could not ...
work on the film and ...
my personal life has been ...
a mess
And then I receive this call
from Adrian.
Mai Lee ... a girl of 27 years ...
it's her.
- This is crazy. - It's her, it's her.
Again in the catalog. Now she calls herself Mai Lee.
"Never married, affectionate.
I love children, I hate snake.
I hope to love us for all our lives. "
"Never married,
Affectionate
I love children, I hate snake.
I hope to love all of our lives. "
Yes, I'm angry.
You've talked about it With your mother?
- Yes. - What did he say?
She...
I enjoyed the opportunity
to say that she was right.
He rejoiced.
- And will you do something about it? - What can I do?
- I guess I've come to see you ... - See what?
... what can I do about it? - Why do not you go ahead?
You are a big boy. That's it.
But she took my things and ...
They were married. She compensated. Sorry.
That's what the law sees. You have to mature.
Welcome to the real world.
There is part of me that still loves her.
Yes, and part of me that still he loves her
Every relation is like a circle, Okay?
You start to draw the circle, s ?
And before it was complete, she left.
And I can only complete it
if I come. And I will.
And you think I need complete my circle?
With your revenge.
I really do not want revenge, I just want a close.
All right, you'll have your closing and I will have my revenge.
And it does not bother you that I think what are you disgusting?
No, I also believe you disgusting to you.
Why ...? No, wait. Why am I disgusting?
Why? Do not get me started.
Let's go do this.
Adrian came up with a plan.
I agreed to execute it.
I added things,
solved some of the problems
and let's do it together.
I mean, I'm not stupid, I know ...
This seems crazy.
I know Adrian is not the best guy in the world,
I do not like,
nor do I enjoy your company; I do not want to be your friend,
but I have done many documentaries
and worked with worse people what l.
And if that is what is needed
so that I see again to Lychee,
so for me it's fine.
Remember that I told you what would you say
if it seemed to me that you were going too far?
- And what would you do the same with me? - Yes.
I must ... you think ...
that maybe you're going too far?
I ... she raped me, You know, I ...
I really do not need that you bother me now about it.
I just want you to support me.
No, I will. I support you completely if it is what you decided to do.
Well, then call your dad.
- Pap ? - Yes.
- Talk Huck, hello. - Hi, how are you?
Well, how are you? team member
Listen, my friend has marital problems.
tell your friend "Welcome to the club".
Well ... I was wondering if you could Do us a favor
- Whatever you need. - This is Huck's daddy?
Yes, it's Huck's dad, Did not you know?
- Do not. - What we are going to do
is to make him look more wealthy of what it is.
Although it's not really a Poor, we will make you look like a millionaire.
"Dear Mai Lee:
- I saw your picture in the Para so Catalog. " - Slowly.
"I saw your picture" ...
I think every part of the plan
it was specially conceived with our experience in mind.
She had said that hates the cold,
so we invented a type in Florida.
She said that we both ramos immature,
so we invented someone that was mature.
Hopefully, it will work.
- Thank you. - Adi s, thanks.
After three months of correspondence,
Mai Lee (Lychee) agrees to meet with "Curt Botko" in Miami.
Andrew and Adrian arrive two days before her.
I just want to warn you
that my father is a bit weird
It's supposed to be a little weird. I asked for a wife by mail, did not I?
- How normal should it be? - True.
Listen, I ...
I do not want him to screw up.
- Hello. - What happened?
Hi, can I go?
- What sor ... - Hello, mam .
Each time you are higher, and me, lower.
- Did your father know they would come? - Nice to meet you.
Yes, I was supposed to warn you.
Cari o, your father It will never change.
- Never. - Pap , how are you?
Hello Hello. Come here ...
give me a hug, s ?
Why did not you tell him What would we come?
- To tell you the truth, I forgot. - And you do not know.
Olvid qu ... sab a qu d a they would come,
but I did not know it was Wednesday.
I just want to make it clear.
- You are very important for this plan. - Clear.
- Because you're the bait. - I'm the bait.
- We'll use you to catch her. - I caught her.
- You're going to look for her at the airport. - Yes.
- You'll bring her to the marina. - To the navy.
What happens on the ship?
We just want to make sure
that we can talk to you in one place where he can not escape.
- Jos . - Hi, Curt, nice to see you.
- Hi, what's up? - Well, how's everything going?
- I want to introduce you to some friends. - Come on guys.
I can not believe I'm knowing to Jos Canseco.
- This is the platform. - Here, no?
Well open, very clear.
There's a cellar downstairs, is not it?
If you want to put something there and lock him up,
- Can we do it from the outside? - Of course.
Yes, you can close it from the outside. This boat is very modern.
- We appreciate you lending it to us. - He used to hate
that they send you to the bank, because you had a big arm.
My father loved you. I loved you.
- We need to work in ... - I want the photo.
It will not move until you take the photo.
- It is understood. - Very well.
And if we want to make see that the boat lost power?
- Do you understand? - They should disconnect the generators,
- But why would they want to do it? - Well ... for no reason.
Great. Please make sure to bring it back whole.
I do this against my common sense, but...
The ship will stay here.
Well, they'll stay here, but you've asked strange questions ...
you have a box where it comes a mannequin and ...
- I did not ask. - Lack of power, things like that.
- Please treat the boat well. - Nobody will get hurt.
We will only invite a friend and ...
- We'll hang out - What blue eyes you have.
I bet you get women like nothing.
- Good... - Adrian, enough.
I know I owe you a big favor,
but make sure the boat come back whole.
- Yes, yes, sir. - Please, take it.
The most important
is projecting that you have a lot of money.
- What do you work? - I'm ... in advertising.
No, in advertising no. We already talked about it.
We already wrote the letters, I showed them to you.
In them you told him who he was your work.
I can not say that I am a politician.
- Because that's not ... - It's not an adventure.
Risk investments.
- I am a risk investor. - Yes, risk investor.
- I will not forget it. - You are a risk investor.
Say it a couple of times: "I'm a risk investor."
- Risk investor. - I am a risk investor.
- I am a risk investor.
- I like risk investments. - You must remember, be alert.
Otherwise, ruin our whole plan
- You did not close it well. - He must have put this on me.
- You have to put the button ... - Yes, here.
- You saw it, huh? - That's.
What do you think? I start to look like ...
- to a human being? - You look better with the hairdresser.
Let's see what happens.
Now we are ready for the camera on the cap.
- In agreement. - M rame.
All right. Now look at Luke.
You have some observation about the marriage you can give us?
Just do not live together unless they argue.
If they never argue, probably they are ...
How long will they last together? Six months? A year?
- With whom? - With ... when they get married.
If they never argue with your husband or your wife.
- Yes, we argue. Necessary. - I know we argue,
But they think they would continue together if they did not?
- It's boring. - Bored, the word that did not come out.
- It's so boring. - "Bored", yes.
You have to ... fight to have emotion.
And then, sometimes, when a relationship ends,
- it's better to keep going or ... - It's in you
You make the choice. They are responsible for their life.
- That's. - Either accept it or not.
And if that woman lied to you?
And it will take all your money and keep lying?
- Do not cry, do not cry. - I'm not crying.
- Everything is fine. - Let's go.
Secure?
Everything is great, we finished, Curt is ready.
We will put it in the thing. Let's go, we have a lot to do.
Adrian, come on.
WELCOME MAI LEE Doors C1-C9 - Parking
CASTE CASARIAS WITH ME?
? I waited all day?
? And here I am?
? And there you are?
? Waiting all day. ?
I tell you, it looks good.
Hello, Mai Lee.
Why do not you give a little flight? Come on, you look good.
Come on, your dress, That clothes are beautiful.
Heavens, I tell you.
You look good.
I think they want us to go to the marina.
There is a yacht that I want to show you,
you will not believe it
And later... give me a kiss, s ?
Let's go...
- What the fuck is going on? - Give me another kiss.
Give me another kiss.
Pass.
Ready? Here we go
To the south.
Your dad does not drive much, does he?
I'm not supposed to go for there
according to the map.
- Play a horn. - But if I do, she ...
ag chate, ag chate.
All right, let's cross the street.
I told him like a thousand times:
"Go straight from the airport to the navy. "
I invested all this time and all this money
so that your damned father could Lunch for free.
Can I talk to you for a second? I would need a big favor.
There's a guy in there with cap cap.
Thank you.
You know, Mai Lee, I did a lot Photograph of nudes.
That's how I made my fortune.
Would you like to do ...? Excuse me, how?
He said he would finish eating ...
and the dessert...
and maybe I'll drink coffee.
And then he said he would be ready to start
the "Operation Hong Kong Phooey".
Your dad said that after the dessert and the coffee,
will be ready to start the "Operation Hong Kong Phooey. "
"The Hong Kong Phooey Operation"? I do not know what that means.
Me neither.
You messed up. You hired this stupid fucker.
I told you that Curt was an idiot.
Damn stupid ass. Does not know what the fuck does.
Do not know if it's Tuesday or Friday.
Let's cancel everything. I'm sick of this shit, fed up.
Notice me from here, not anymore I support more.
I ... ad nde you go?
Look at it. How is it supposed that we do this?
You do not have a brain
Come here, you damned son of a bitch.
Come here.
I hate you to die.
I'm glad it's over.
Do you like body painting?
There's ... wait.
Where are they?
- I see her, I see her. - Fuck, I lost them.
- Hey hey. - There it is.
Your dad is a fucking pervert.
List for wok and roll?
Why do not you go
and you say: "Here I am, let's talk"?
Forget about the other.
I wish all this out More intimate, you know?
If we were not all of us, and we were just her and me, you know?
It's a bit late for that.
Yes.
Hello?
- Open the door. - Who is it?
Room service.
Room service? What do they want?
- I just want to talk to you, Lychee. - We want to talk now.
- Adrian ... Adrian. - Mai Lee, what are you doing here?
Only ... Adrian, give me ... allow me a minute I just want ...
- What is this? ... talk to him alone.
Do you want to stop interrupting me?
Just let me speak for a second, s ?
I am willing to open
and to tell you that I missed you.
I missed you. I made mistakes.
And maybe you do not go to be happy ...
today or tomorrow, but this is the kind of thing
in which we are going to work together,
and it's going to be ... incredible.
I want you back,
and I want to have a baby with you.
Andrew, you loser. Unsafe, hidden after camera.
- Stop saying loser, s ? - Why?
I do not even think you understand what that means.
- I understand you're you. - I'm not a loser, okay?
I have achieved many things in my life...
- Like what? ... of what I should be proud of.
And ... I will not give you a list of ... what is great about me,
but you would also be lucky be with me, okay?
So I do not need you to call me loser. I'm just saying that
I do not think you think that I am a loser.
I think you want to hurt me, and that's fine,
- and there are things ... I wanted to hurt you. - I think you're a loser.
Why are you here?
Why come to Florida?
I finished with you.
I ended up with Adrian, with you,
with Lewis, with all of you
- Who is Lewis? - Another loser.
Is it enough for me, s ?
- You married someone named Lewis? - What's your problem?
Who is Lewis?
Another loser like you, I said.
He really was not interested solve nothing ...
- with me. - Who?
- Lychee. - Oh, is it called Lichi?
- Is not it Mai Lee? - Mai Lee, Lichi ... whatever.
- Needs to... - Is not it Suzie?
Mai Lee? Lichi?
Suzie? Maria?
Close your ass
- C llate. - That's not how a lady is treated.
- Do not dive. Do not lie. - You, sir, it's a pat.
Liar. You could have been a queen, did you know?
You would like to be pushed to the pool?
If you come back here, you will be knocked down.
Luke?
Here you go
Dan? Danny, boy.
Here you are, Charles.
And Andrew?
Here you go
It is not the end you had imagined.
There was a calculation error from my part.
She hates me.
So ...
I would like to make a toast.
Although things did not come out
exactly as planned, in general it was a success.
What great country,
in which a son of a bitch common like me
can take a fox taimada as Lichi
and send it back home embarrassed, ashamed.
And in second place,
I was able to meet one of my children of all times.
I love this guy, and my father loved him,
Jos Canseco.
He is the first man in giving 40 homers,
and steal 40 bases in a single season.
By Jos Canseco.
- And it's my birthday. - Happy birthday.
This is Mai Lee.
Mai Lee was doing padtha bread
for the birthday of Lychee,
but they did not have refrigeration
- and 12 people died of ... - Sorry.
It's fine, it's fine.
Bebe Sunkist.
Keep stirring.
By: B @ L @
Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org
Support us and become a VIP member remove all ads SubtitleDB.org