'You may feel that girls do fill your life with colours
and make your world colourful.'
'You must be enjoying it.'
'Everything must look so colourful, isn't it?'
'But, to me...'
'I see everything in black and white here.'
'Girls.'
'Vitamin She.'
'They are parasitical. Parasitic.'
'They hover around you when they need you.'
'Exploit you, use you, and then finish you.'
'According to general science, Vitamin C and coffee
both can be used to develop a black and white film.'
'But in the science of love?'
'Vitamin She,
a girl, and coffee, this combination
would turn your colourful life into black and white.'
'And I did realize it,
but too late.'
I am...
Jigar.
In the last one year,
the experiences I have had about love
I can never forget them.
What I have learnt about love...
girls,
flying butterflies,
rose petals, candle light dinner,
all this sounds good to hear.
But the one who undergoes it, only he can understand.
And let me tell you one thing beforehand.
If you're watching this, thinking that this is some Yashraj kind of
greatest, romantic love story,
then it's nothing of that sort.
This is not a love story. This is the story about love.
A story on the subject of love.
Huh!
Saga of my own grief.
One year ago...
If you take the policy, you'll also get a loan
and the premium is also low.
And you'll remember after ten years
that Jigar made you take a right decision.
This is the form.
You have to sign here, and just have to fill in the form. - Sure.
Excuse me sir. Phone.
Yes, senior? Vadeel? - Where are you?
Same place, just at our hangout.
Come over to eat 'Poha' (flattened rice snack).
Your neighbor, Maganlal sir,
he wanted to take a policy, so I was explaining him the plan.
You are sitting with that Maganlal fellow?
He is a very crafty fellow. Just cash in on him!
He shows old X-rays and exhorts money from people.
He has piled up lots of ungainly money.
Do something, just extract as much as you can from him.
And listen, just stay put there I'll be there in just two minutes.
- And keep my commission ready. - Stop talking. You can be heard.
Jigaa...
This is the Senior. Vadeel
Mine, yours, everyone's senior.
He has the habit of harping on false philosophies.
Look. Never get into addiction.
Hey! Then what's in your hands?
It's a lemon, lad! Don't be mistaken.
Look, eat good fruits, wear good clothes like me
and keep sucking on lemon. Ok?
Now buzz off.
Get out.
So to speak, Senior has done nothing great in life,
but just for this Luna (scooter).
It's his sweetheart and his girlfriend.
This is Hardik... aka Admin.
God only knows how many Whatsapp groups this man runs!
He is the admin of all of them.
His mobile is his world.
Just like Whatsapp smileys
his face expressions keep changing every two minutes.
Once it so happened...
Tying to catching Pokemon this guy landed in the wrong place.
Hey Prick, why you entered here? Are you clicking pictures?!
Not the mobile.. not the mobile! - Break it, break it!
How are you?
Hi, handsome Magan. Did he buy the policy?
Come to the society.
I'll pay you the commission,
from my ungainly earnings.
Damn you!
What's wrong with him?
What happened to him?! - He heard.
Fellow heard our conversation?
So many times I have told you to change this tinpot!
Because of you, my relations are getting spoiled.
Really?
People use Samsung, use I phone,
and you're sitting here with damn Nokia! Crap thing!
I tired many times to make you understand
but you kept saying "No" to change No-kiya.
Why should I change?
Tell me, what's the use of a phone? - What?
To call and to receive calls. To send and receive messages.
So it's enough, it does my job.
Forget it, man. - And you.
What? - That goat.
That piece of junk, the crap.
Haven't I told you many times to change it?
Do you change it? Sell it off.
Whatever money you get for it, add some more to it.
So you can buy a nice cycle. A good one!
It gives me an average of 60 km per litre.
Sixty!
Does your bike ever gives as much?
My good man, when your bike breaks down,
you have to leave it where it is.
But this one...
If I just press a button, it's pedals start moving.
And remember, lad... - Oh oh!
This one will prove useful to you some day. You traitor!
Hey!
Damn! Did a tyre just burst?
No, no. Manyo got busted.
And he is Manan... aka Manyo.
His first true love was Raksha.
He went so crazy over Raksha,
that he found some tattoo artist, to get her name inked.
But then happened, a spelling mistake.
And instead of Raksha, 'Rickshaw' was tattooed.
No...!
But the bigger tragedy was this that Raksha
actually eloped with some Rickshaw driver.
Wait! Wait, betrayer! Stop!
And since that day, Manyo, to take revenge,
started trying to woo a new girl every day.
But...
I love... you.
Jigar, suppose...
Suppose that this dish, it's your life.
And this snack is you.
Don't laugh, duffer. I am very serious. - But ?
Man, this dish is shallow, but the philosophy is deep.
Understand. - Okay.
This snack is just ordinary. Dry. Tasteless.
That is your life.
That's why the Lord... gave us this.
What is this? Huh?
Lemon.
Lemon. Very nice. You recognized easily.
Now tell me, what do we get from this?
Juice. Juice... don't I know that?
Not that, buddy.
What do we get from it that can be useful to us?
What, what? - Sourness.
Sourness, can it ever be useful? What are you saying!
Why don't you understand? You have studied science.
Tell me what's its properties.
What? - Yes, buddy, that's...
Yeah? Yeah? - Vitamin C.
That's like it! Vitamin C! - Yes.
So you are in badly need of Vitamin C.
I see. - Yes.
Not that way. Listen to whole thing first.
Why do you take away the lemon!
You need just like this one,
a Vitamin She.
'Vitamin She'.
S-H-E.
How wonderful! - How nice!
It's a bogus concept! - No, no. Look.
When you squeeze Vitamin She like this
and then if you taste it,
it will become tasty like me. - What?
What rubbish you are talking! - What?
Jigaa!
Don't underestimate Senior's talks.
It is absolutely true.
Once a girl enters your life... - Wow!
from the very day cool breeze will start blowing all round you.
Rose petals would float around you.
Oh, wow!
In your background,
you will hear violins playing.
And then... you will get slaps.
What?
Man, we can't afford violins.
We need just one vitamin. - Which one?
Don't forget to take the money from them!
That's "Vitamin M". - Is it?
No problem. I'll pay today.
Yes, drum sticks in Sambhar curry are a must.
Why are you all laughing?
"I'll pay.." - But I said I will pay.
I'm paying up, buddy. - I was just about to pay...
Have you ever paid that you'll pay today?
I might have taken Senior lightly,
but rest of the world had taken it seriously.
How grown up he is! Now look for a bride for him!
Sister-in-law, steamed rice.
I have brought it. Jigaa...
How long shall I keep feeding you this way?
At least find someone now.
Hitler's propagandist Goebbels had said,
if a lie is repeated hundred times,
then people will take it to be a gospel the truth.
I feared that this theory might get applied to me.
Brother.. -Yes?
Yes.
Today, it's mango juice in there.
Really? - Sis-in-law has asked you to call.
Yes.
Have received the tiffin. - Hello. Have received the tiffin.
I will eat now. - I will eat now.
You too eat. - You too eat.
Good Bye - Good Bye
Ok.
What? - I am observing since 10 years.
What?
"I Have received the tiffin. I'll eat now. You too eat."
Do you have to say it every day?
That is called love.
But inquiring love?
You just grow up, you'll understand. - Hey, hello!
Just wait... - What a man!
Quiet.
Hey!
I've a meeting with Mehta. I am leaving.
Finish your lunch.
Sir, it's LIC's new money back plan.
Plan No. A-21, in which you can pay the premium in three ways.
Premium No. 1...
Go ahead refer it.
Sorry, sir.
This premium can be paid in three ways,
yearly, half yearly and quarterly. And you...
Go ahead take the call first.
Hello. - Where are you?
I am with Mr. Mehta.
You're sitting with the bloke in black coat.
He is no damn lawyer.
He runs a provision store down there.
Be careful, you might get duped.
He will take a policy from you, but make you pay the premium.
Leave that place immediately... - Damn you!
Senior, I've told you million times!
Don't call me during business hours! - Why? What did I do?
He was Rs. One lakh policy client. - Damn
Who will pay the premium?
We will together pay it, man. Why do you worry?
You do this crap every time. Now hang up!
He's damn headache!
Excuse me...
Excuse me!
Take your form!
Sorry.
Where did that girl go?
'This was the second most beautiful girl I'd seen in my life.'
'First place goes to Deepika from the movie "Ram Leela''.
'Sorry, sorry.
'Not second,
she was the third most beautiful girl.'
'Second place goes to
Shraddha from the movie 'Aashiqui'
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey...
Get off!
Get off idiot! Get off, damn you!
Get off!
Idiot, I say get off!
Why don't you get down, idiot?
Idiot! Why did you climb here, is it your mother's lap!
May you be doomed!
Ma'am! - The idiot climbed on me.
Damn fellow, came to save me. And he himself jumps on me!
Hey you!
Damn you! Can't you see such a big signal?
Sir, I made a mistake. Please let me go.
What is your name? Show me your license, come on!
Do you guys really let people go just for 20 buck bribe?
Hey!!!!
You're talking of giving a bribe to future Police Inspector Sheikh!?
No, no sir. Actually you’ve such low salaries.
To top it, you have to work day and night, in hot sun.
So that must be so stressful.
Even I was under stress. So mistakenly I dashed you.
What such stress did you have that you dashed your bike against me?
What thoughts were you lost in?
I am a lover, sir.
First time I've fallen in love.
And you know, I don't even know the girl's name!
Lovaria, love sickness, right?
Go.
Come on, go.
But don't repeat this mistake again, okay?
I promise sir. I won't.
Alright, then go. - Thank you.
Do you do your duty this way?!
You just let any one go.
Don't you have any targets to fulfill?
We do have. - Damn you!!
Stop! Stop there! Hey Stop!
Rascal.
You are taking me on?
You will surely fall in my hands, won't you?
I won't spare you then.
Hey...
Hey, Jigaa.
What has happened to you? What is it?!
Senior...
Senior.. Senior, senior, senior! - Go away! Dirty fellow!
Senior. -Yeah?
You were right. - Really!
But about what? - That thing about...
That thing about 'Poha' and lemon. - Yeah.
That it causes acidity.
Not that, man. - Then?
That thing... I am the flattened rice,
and she is lemon juice.
That... Vitamin She.
Oh dear me!
I think he is head over heels over someone
Hey! Solid!
Hey! Be careful.
Manya.. Manya, what do I tell you!
Her eyes... are like black grapes.
Her cheeks... are like red apples.
And her teeth like pomegranate seeds.
And her color... white like milk! - Hey!
Have you fallen in love or in a fruit dish?
And why should we believe?
We just believe you 'cause you say so. Have any proof?
Yes, I do have. - Then show us.
I'll show you right away. - Then show. - Move, pal.
Hey! He fell! - It's ok.
Come up.
And you pay some attention.
Look, you have worn the T shirt inside out.
However ill the enemy may wish, but only what happens is that...
Glory to Lord Ganpati Bappa, man.
Mahendra Khan.
Hey! - What?
Let me...
Hey!
There is not a single black hair.
And you ultimately fell for a grandma!?
Not the grandma, see this.
What is this?
Your sister-in-law's signature!
What type of sister-in-law is this? Does she sign with her lips?
Get lost! - Look here.
This is Whatsapp smiley. - You better go home, friend.
Senior, I was standing at the bus stop. - Ok.
There comes a breeze - A breeze.
Papers blew from my hands.
And one of this forms stuck on her face!
Really! Then?
Then, she went away. Now we have to find her
Is that what happened? - Yes.
Don't worry.
First impression is the last impression.
So, friends...
Everyone at home is sleeping. Are they? - Yes.
Then we won't wake them up.
Friends. - Yes!
Now we will stop wandering around. - Stop!
No, pal.
Please get out.
Now, we will be after that girl.
Hey! She is our sister-in-law.
Not that way. I mean we will find the details of the girl.
Understand? Done? - Done!
No, no, man. Wheat always attracts weevils,
You will always find it in wheat. - Oh, God!
You just go and die!
'You're listening Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM. It is hot!
And my name is Kshitij.
We get many different messages on Mirchi's Whatsapp.
But this message is unique.
It is about a missing person.
Gender, female. Name, not known.
Address, not known.
Photograph is not available.
Appearance, beautiful. Very beautiful.
Height, enough to lock eyes with each other.
Wow! Color, just like an angel.
But brother...
is there any hint?"
"Where are you hiding, I am in agony here"
"My love, I am looking for you, call and say where you're?
"Your crazy lover's here"
"With a pinch of courage and a lamp of love"
"With the lipstick mark on the hands"
"Let's go and find the fairy angel"
"Let's go and find the angel!"
"I went crazy with just one look"
"I became Radha's Krishna"
"I tried to find her in Google, but I couldn't"
"And she is not on Wikipedia too"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Vitamin... Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Wherever I look, I see her"
"When I see a girl passing, I think it's her"
"I was ok till I hadn't seen her"
"I stayed a kilometer away from the girls"
"But after I met her, my world changed"
"A painting has been painted on the blank canvas of my heart"
"I am stuck I can't concentrate on anything else"
"Work or food, I'm unaware of it all"
Do anything, but find her"
"For friendship's sake, my friends, save me"
"Find my lost happiness"
"Go, go, go, someone find her"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Many like her come and go"
"Don't waste so much time after one"
"You are chanting her name but you don't know what it is"
"What kind of girl is she, you don't even know her address!"
"Speak crazy guy, what kind of girl friend you want"
"Ashiqui's Shraddha or Alia Bhatt do you want"
"I play TT daily with Deepika's father"
"I lunch with Priyanka's daddy every Sunday"
"Anushka's father is my closest buddy"
"Sonakshi's papa is a slave at my feet"
"A figure like Kareena or style like Sonam"
"Just tell what you want, Madhuri or Jaya Prada"
Damn you, He wants a girl friend, not mummy.
He needs Vitamin She.
"A Vitamin that is just like a miracle drink
"The dry heart melts doesn't go to someone else"
"A boy who was like straight line turns into a round circle"
"The nights turn silky and the days don't pass"
"Without saying word the other heart understands"
"Whatever goes missing, the heart will yearn equally"
"Makes life beautiful and kills insecurity"
"The entire sky shines with stars of love"
"If the girl is good, only then the kite flies high"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
"Vitamin...Vitamin... Vitamin"
"Vitamin... She"
My legs are aching, man. - Can't find her! Can't find her!
Can't find her, Senior.
But how do you expect to find girls this way?
Instead we're just wasting our free time!
Your planning is such a low quality.
I see! You gave the idea and now blaming me for planning?
If it is your girl, you should do the planning. Understand?
Nonsense! - Acting smart!
God!
God, please bring her to me!
Child!
This not a cinema!
Where there comes a breeze and the papers fly!
Get lost! - Hey! Lord !
Hey...
Jigaa, who was she, buddy? Muah!
She is the one, your sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law is like hot... - Hey!
She is like mother!
Do something.
Call her. Stop her, and tell her that you want to talk to her.
Number... - What?
Where is it?
I have the number.
Really! Speak! Speak!
GJ 1...
Hey!
Hey, Ankit... Ankit... Ankit!
Need a favor, friend. Raja!
I need details of a number.
Yeah. - No.
Yes. Write. GJ 1...
Intolerance is over long back, bro. - Just a minute.
Shut up! - GJ 1...
Not you.., not you! Not you... not you Raja!
Yeah! This is it.
This is it? But what will we do now?
What do you mean?
We will go in.
Doorbell.
Ring...
Then she will open the door.
Intro... - Hey!
What if her father is in police department?
Bad mouth!
That's why I am saying let's go home. Come on.
Let's go, let's go... - Senior, Senior,
but she'll come out, won't she?
Does a girl come out that way? - Why won't she?
Why won't she? What do girls do inside?
Girls have thousands of chores to do, you know.
My mother used to say so. She was very busy.
That's why I am saying. Let's go. - Senior, Senior...
Just a minute, just a minute. - Please, please.
What is this? - King cross.
What? - Head or tail.
You too, man! - If it's Heads, we'll wait here.
And if it's Tails, then ting-tong. Doorbell. Inside.
Okay. Yeah, yeah?
Heads.
What if it stands on it's side?
Then it's mine.
Hey... - Hey, you may take it.
But at least tell us if it's Heads or Tail.
Sir, I am blind.
Ok, he can be... blind. He can be.
Hey!
Hey, Jigaa.
She has come out!
Bye, mummy.
It mus have been Tails.
Damn your tail! Go and straight away tell her!
Go, go, go.
Shall we go? - Huh! Where?
Go and propose to her. Go directly. Go.
Senior, it seems she is going to college.
Why to disturb her during study time?
Damn!
Have courage! Go!
You must be very experienced in getting slapped.
Why should I undergo it?
I might tell her.
But the point is... being fearfulness.
Having fear is natural, isn't it? - Damn you...
Don't shed your philosophy now! Go on!
Hey!
Run! Run!
Can't you see?!
Sorry, sorry.
Just a minute, just a minute..
The other day at the bus stop...
Hey... - The form...
Oh God! - I am Jigar.
Do you like coffee?
Idiot! Huh!
What did she say?
Nothing. - What?
No, no, she must have said something at least.
Idiot.
How can anyone know a person in the first meeting?
Come on, it's curtains for your movie now.
Come on, Love Story.
'Those who pumped the air were the same ones who punctured
my love balloon.'
'But as they say, if your luck is bad
even a person sitting high on a camel can get bitten by a dog.'
'My love's misfortune was also
waiting for me.'
Excuse me.
Hello.
Any problem?
Actually my petrol has finished. - Ok
And I have to reach the exam hall in a short while.
You!
I had told you not to, didn't I? Why are you following me?
You won't listen, won't you?
I'll have call the police right away. - Hey, man.
I have seen many like you! Just wait.
When police is here, then you will...
Idiot!
Wherever they see a girl, they follow!
Huh!
Excuse me...
You simply won't come around, right?
You just wait, I'll call police...
Hey!
Oh no!
Hi!
Jigaa... sister-in-law. - Hmm?
Jigaa, sister-in-law is calling you.
Senior, don't disturb while I'm working!
But can't anyone call when you're working?
Look up.
Oh shit!
How did she land up here!? Has she got police with her?
Me? Me? - No.
No?
It's you she's calling.
Please.
Hi. - Hi.
Actually I was passing by and I saw you.
I'm sorry. - Why?
That day I forgot to tell you.
I shouldn't have said that. - Oh.
If you were not there that day I would have missed my exam.
Thank you.
By the way, I'm Shruti.
Idiot.
What? - I am an idiot.
Do you remember, you said it. - Oh, I am sorry.
Just kidding
I'm Jigar. - Hi.
Tea, tea, tea.
Coffee?
What?
Tea, coffee?
Yeah?
Ok.
Shall we?
Give me some more tea!
Thank you.
Welcome, sir. - Thank you.
Nice place, isn't it? - It is.
When I am in mood, I come here.
And also when not in mood, I come here.
Umm... so...
You deal in petrol, right?
No. Uh...
I...
Planes... - Aeroplanes? Oh!
You're a pilot?
Which airlines?
We hit the jackpot... - Senior, don't say anything.
I'll call later... - There is an ad in paper.
Someone's child is missing,
so he has declared a reward of 50,000 to the finder.
So what I was saying, you hardly earn anything from policies,
so we shall look for the child.
Fair skin, short height, wearing a red pant when he went missing.
It'll be a bounty of 50,000 to us.
I am going out to look for him with few chocolates. You come...
Just meet me, I'll show you!
What a wrong time to call, man! - But the kid...
Sorry.
He's my friend...
He's in habit of pulling pranks?
He calls up all friends this way and tells them about advertisements.
Sorry.
All boys are the same.
I'm... Sorry.
Its ok.
Why don't you change the phone?
Huh? - Phone.
Phone. Oh yes..
Facebook, huh? - Yeah.
DP...
Cinderella! Wow!
What was in it? Something really sad...
Many problems in girl's life,
family has something... And then there is a magic some day.
And all the problems disappear.
You girls like all this, isn't it?
Aren't we late?
Well... I think, I'll have to leave now.
We'll meet again. Ok?
Bye.
Shall we meet tomorrow? - What?
We shall.
Bye.
Hello, my name is Jigar.
I stay nearby. I'll help you. - Oh. Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Jigar. - What's there to thank?
I am Geeta. - Hello.
I stay next door. Call me if you need any help. - Sure.
But at least you'll have some tea before you go.
Sure.
Such samples only get my house to land in!
Hey, but what happened and where were you?
This tempo driver has driven me crazy. And..
Sudhir, meet him. He is Jigar, our neighbor. - Hi. - Hi.
He helped me a lot today. - Oh, nothing to it.
You unpack your luggage...
What about lunch?
Do this. Don't order from outside,
I'll ask sister-in-law to send you 'Theplas' (Indian spiced bread).
Oh! Thank you. - Why 'thank you' again?
This, thank you and sorry,
people just sprinkle it like coriander garnish.
You're one of them. Bye.
Hey, bring a cup of tea!
Hey! Give tea to sir
Here he comes!
You're in 'T' Shirt and all!
Get one more.
Senior, What I was saying...
How am I to know what you were saying?
How'd I know?
Weren't you telling...
about this box. - The box?
Phone. About changing it.
About the mobile. Yes.
So I thought you were right. Let's change it.
I was telling you since First year of college
Then, why now only?
Hmm... - What's 'Hmm"?
You don't know it. This rascal is very cunning.
You know why he wants to change it now?
Because he is fallen in love with that girl, that fruit salad.
No pal! - Come on! Liar!
It's not that, man.
This is because you're in love with her.
Senior, you make mountains out of molehills! - Come on now!
It's over.
Entire topic is over. - Hey, bring the tea.
You better let it be, man. - Hey bro.
What happened?
What you really want?
We want a phone.
Since an hour we want a phone.
A smart phone.
These are all smart.
Don't seem to like any. - What?
We want something better.
In what range do you want?
Around 2000 something, is it available?
Smart phone?!
For 2000?!
Must be there! Look properly. Must be there.
Let me see. Wait.
Leave it, pal!
We'll get it.
Here you go.
It's from China. - Huh?
It's made in China.
Very nice. Chinese will surely do.
Just buy it. I've got into trouble many times by calling you.
So let it of China, it's fine.
Sir, sir, sir, is the mobile from China?
Will its guide be available in Gujarati?
Come on, milk ought to boil over. What nonsense you... - Shut up!
Hey, bro! - I am buying it, sir.
Yesss!
"Story, story! The goatherd's goats are grazing"
"Father gets berries, explains to children"
"One child was upset, hid behind the cupboard"
"The cupboard fell and the child screamed"
"A little intoxicated, a little royal"
"Such are the rosy dreams"
"Fishes swim and butterflies flutter"
"They fill the air with colors"
"A little intoxicated, a little royal"
"Such are the rosy dreams!"
"Fishes swim and butterflies flutter"
"They fill the air with colors"
"One.. Two.. she forgot the name forgot the work"
"The heart just wanders, one, two"
"She said.. love makes her go crazy one, two"
She forgot the name forgot the work, one two"
"She said.. love makes her go crazy"
"Story, story! The goatherd's goats are grazing"
"Father gets berries, explains to children"
"She is in such a condition"
"I can't concentrate on anything"
"She is such a fair beautiful"
"Makes me intoxicated"
"She is so exciting, butterflies flutter all around"
"She flies.. flies.. flies"
"A little intoxicated, a little royal"
"Such are the rosy dreams!"
"Fishes swim and butterflies flutter"
"They fill the air with colors"
"He is infected with love, it's out in open!
"Fishes swim and butterflies flutter"
"They fill the air with colors"
Sister-in-law. - What is it?
Where is my file? - It's lying there in the cupboard.
Where?
He can never find anything.
Jigaa. - Yes.
Come here. - What is it?
Man, who is this girl? - Which girl?
With whom you have uploaded photo on FB.
Oh shit!
She is a colleague. - Hmm?
Colleague? - Yes. Why?
Colleague! - Yes. Why?
Aarti. - Yes.
Come fast.
Come fast.. come fast... - What are you doing brother...
I'll show you Jigaa's colleague. - Brother, don't...
Let me see Jigaa's colleague!
Wow!
Jigaa, your colleague is very pretty!
Firstly I'm getting late for office... - Where are you going?
At least comb your hair. - Hey. Colleague!
She is really my colleague!
So.., for Ms. Shruti Mate,
hobby means going to a temple, right?
No, it's not that.
When I was a kid,
I used to come to this temple with my parents.
Then, even they were together.
They were happy. - What do you mean 'they were'?
They are getting divorced. - Why?
My parents had a love marriage.
But mother's family was opposed to it.
So they eloped and got married.
At first, everything is fine.
Later, they started fighting over minor issues.
And when these minor fights became big
it was never realized.
I don't understand what you want?
You have this bungalow to stay in, a car to go around,
there are these furnitures, and all the decor.
I did all this to make you happy.
Still what more do you want, I don't understand that?
Furniture, decor, car, bungalow,
can they understand my affection?
I don't want any of this.
I just want you. You!
When I am unhappy, I want my husband to wipe my tears, my Sanjay.
That same Sanjay of 20 years ago, who used to love me.
I want that Sanjay.
Then what should I do?
Should I hold your hands and walk in the garden?
Should I take you for a ride on motorcycle?
Ok, do this. - Sanjay...
Come let's go to a restaurant and share a soft drink. Ok? Come.
There is no need for all this drama.
Even for once, in all these years...
Even once have you ever appreciated my cooking?
Sanjay, if you come home on time,
have dinner together.
appreciate me a little,
that is enough for me. Can't you do even that much?!
Then when should I work?
To earn money you need to work.
I don't wan to sit at home doing nothing, like you.
Sanjay, I work too.
I don't just sit idle.
I work for you when you are home and after you leave, for Shruti.
Difference is just that you get paid for working and I don't.
This has always been happening.
Household work, its responsibilities, we take care of all that.
But, as you don't have to pay for it, so it goes unnoticed.
Its value is not counted.
If it's just a matter of living,
I too can live alone.
I am educated enough to take up a job and earn a living.
You can't get a job just like that.
Go out and see, then you'll know how tough it is.
To earn money, merely education and ego is not enough
It needs courage!
If I didn't have courage,
I wouldn't have left my parents and eloped with you. Got it?
Just once...
Even once have you ever asked..
that...
Whether I miss my parents or not?
Whether I remember them or not?
In anger, you just cut off all ties with them.
Yeah.
You have made all the sacrifices, is that enough?
And me? I have done nothing at all.
If that is the case, then go...
Go back to your parents, leaving me.
Huh! Go.
Sanjay... - Sanjay is dead!
But with these everyday fights
don't you get fed up?
I am used to it now.
Sometimes, when if I feel overwhelmed, I talk to my sister.
She lives in Mumbai. And she has job there.
So you come here because
you wish that your parents reunite.
Hmm... I really, really hope.
But I don't understand why do people fall in love.
Such a waste of time.
It begins with understanding and ends with misunderstanding.
It's just an attraction.
Why am I talking all this!
But honestly Jigar...
I have not shared this with anyone else.
Just with you.
Ok, tell me.
'Such personal things,
Shruti shared with me.'
'Just by saying this one sentence,
Shruti made me her very own.'
'Like her soul mate.'
'She put her trusted me.'
'As if she wanted to take our relationship to the next level.'
'And in this single moment,
Shruti, Deepika and Shraddha,
she pushed all of them back and stood at number one.'
'We met many times after that.'
'And gradually these meetings became regular.'
'I had just one question in my mind.'
Does she like me?'
'And as it is...
girls never give a definite answer to such questions.'
Jigaa..
Hey, Jigaa...
Jigaa!
What is it? - What?
You must stop playing friends now.
And start thinking of playing family game.
What family game? - Come on, buddy!
Go and propose to that girl.
Oh.
But everything is going just fine, Senior. - What?
And suppose I gather some courage and propose to her, then what?
I have a strange fear in my mind.
Shame on you!
Hey! Whatever! -Yes! You're a coward.
He fears in his heart, if he proposes to the girl,
and if the girls says something otherwise, he will be devastated.
Hey! What will she say? What?
May be... "we are just friends"
No! - Then?
She might even say...
"I don't feel that way about you"
"You're like my brother!"
Hey! Don't scare me!
Yeah. You're scared
that your dreams might shatter.
Senior... note it down. - Yes.
This Shruti must be holding hands with Ankit and going around.
Oh! Hey! Who is this Ankit?
How will I know, my dear? Who is Ankit?
Whoever he is.
He can be anyone. Could be Avinash, Vishal..
It can be anyone. May be in college.
Oh, shit! - He may look like Salman.
He may have six pack abs like Hrithik, and can just be anyone.
But he won't do it.
He won't do it. He won't propose.
He is just like a squirrel, weak hearted. - Yes!
Look.. this is pointless. Forget it. Finish it here.
Tell Pinakin to go to Fenil's place and get peanuts.
To hell with your peanuts!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Shruti...
Happy birthday to you.
Thanks. - Come set it free now.
But why? It is so cute!
Let it fly off.
I like it.
I'll keep it with me.
I haven't given you this pigeon as gift,
but it's freedom.
What are you looking at? Set it free
Come on..
Oh!
Let's go. - But where?
Come, I'll take you to a nice place. Come. - Ok.
What a beautiful place it it, isn't it?
Wow!
This moon is so beautiful, isn't it?
Yes.
But... not more than you.
'At that time,
I was getting feelings like movie DDLJ's Shahrukh.'
'It felt as if my Simran was sitting behind me.'
'I think...
this is love.'
'The feeling of freedom.'
Good night. - Good night.
Shruti... - Yes?
I had thought so much...
that at this moment, I'll say this, say that...
But I can't remember a damn thing
I have gone completely blank.
But one thing is very clear.
That I love you.
But... - Uh, uh, uh.
I know...
that...
love, romance,
you don't have much faith in them.
May be I even know the reasons for it too.
More or less, you fear
that someone might break your trust.
Someone might hurt you.
But, pal...
you may get diabetes, you might.
But start taking insulin from now?
Does the mean, fearing cold you should not have ice cream?
These are my feelings.
You can think over it.
Shruti. - Yes?
And yes...
Till you don't reply,
I won't sleep.
'I haven't given you this pigeon as gift.'
'But it's freedom.'
'The moon is so beautiful, isn't it?
'Yes.'
'But... not more than you.'
'Till you don't reply,
I won't sleep.'
'Till you don't reply
I won't sleep.
Hello? - Hello, Jigar?
Shruti.
Are you sleeping? - No, no.
Then why do you sound like that?
No, it was... - Anyways.
You wanted a reply, right? - Yeah!
I'll give it tomorrow.
Sharp 8 o'clock in the garden. - Ok.
Don't forget. Good night. - Ok, good night.
Yesss...
Damn this traffic!
And no parking available too.
And somehow when I got space,
the security guy came and asked me to move away.
Lost 15 minutes in that.
Fifteen minutes?
You're forty minutes late!
Forget all that. Tell me what you were going to tell me.
Come tomorrow on time.
I'll tell you tomorrow. Huh!
What? Hey!
There are so many stray cows on the street.
Having kitty parties in middle of the road.
Is this a city or a cow shelter!
What were you going to say?
Late.
Twenty two minutes late.
I know I am late.
Eight minutes.
And there was no traffic or parking issues or cows.
I got up late. It happens.
But why do you call me every day and not tell me!?
Tell me whatever is in your mind!
I am coming here since last seven days.
I only wait for you.
And you still don't understand?
Huh! Idiot! - Idiot?
Oye!
Crazy!
"The magic of love is spreading"
"Life is getting intoxicated"
"O the magic of love is spreading"
"Life is getting intoxicated"
"Your finger caressing my life"
"Like a Ghazal is being written"
"The magic of love is spreading"
"Life is getting..."
"I don't speak, neither do you that's enough"
"I don't speak, neither do you, that's enough"
"It is secretly singing a song"
"I only see you in the mirror"
"I have started knowing myself"
"The magic of love is spreading"
"Life is getting intoxicated"
Senior.
What do I tell you about her?
When she pretends to get angry, she looks so beautiful...
Her eyes that get smaller when she is angry...
Wow!
Her silky soft hair... - Buzz off.
Her cute nose!
Her lips like strawberry!
And her lilting voice!
And when she is with me,
I feel as if I own the world.
I can do anything in the world!
I find everything is beautiful.
Even you.. Senior.
Our policy has matured.
When she is with me, at the time in my mind...
just one song keeps playing repeatedly.
Ball...
At least give the ball back.
Look.
Our lamb has gone for grazing, he will shed its wool there.
What!
Manya, what's happening is not right, boss.
It's only staff parking, pal. - He spoke.
I feel I should murder him and get arrested!
It's five past ten.
What?
It's 5:10 pm.
This is my school.
And he is Babu.
Every day, at 5:10 in the evening,
Babu comes here from wherever he is.
He stops the traffic this way... for the children.
Every day waiting for the school to get over.
When the bell rang at 5:10,
it was, as if, we got our world back.
Babu!
All good! - Bye.
Yes!
Oh God! The whole day, it is just this TV and cricket!
You are unaware of everything!
I am fed up of you!
I get so tired looking after you and your child!
Oh Jigar! Come. Come here. Sit down
Look. Look at his face!
He is sitting here since two hours like a stone.
Get lost now. Go! Go to kitchen and cook.
I won't cook. I won't
What will you do?
I'll go out and eat.
Don't think that you can go out and eat!
I'll have the house door locked from outside now.
When you starve, you'll come to senses.
Today when you'll die of hunger, you will realize.
Hey! 'Stone face'!
Why is party so hot? What happened?
I myself don not know, man.
She's been fighting since morning. - That's it!
Lured by this very innocent face and dialogue,
I fell in love with him. That was my destiny.
My Papa had warned me,
look at his face. Think twice.
But, no! I was crazy... in love!
And why not?!
He came to meet me in the garden daily... with a rose.
And his such sweet sugary talks.
So I thought it would be like that all my life.
But now I realize.
When master gets up, I should make his bed.
When the master come out of bath,
I should clean the bathroom. Wash clothes.
Bath his children, feed them, raise them.
Everything is on my head.
And also cook for him.
What shall I tell you!
He takes of his socks, keeps it behind the door.
Changed clothes, in bathroom.
Wet towel on the sofa here.
He keeps here itself.
Take out bottle from the fridge, drink water.
But never fill it and keep it back. I should do that.
I should do everything.
My fate turned out to be shattered.
But what can be done? Time has gone.
But, yes.
You still have time.
Remember.
If you see a beautiful girl, don't fall in love with her.
If that girl turns out like him...
Gone. You're a gone case.
Your life is doomed.
'Your life is doomed.'
You were on line.
So, why didn't you reply to my message?
Speak!
You must be very happy seeing my love story
like straight out from a South Indian movie, right?
Yeah, even I was happy.
I was flying in air like Rajanikant's bullets.
And then I fell... with a thud.
I don't know who gave the idea to God to keep male-female together!
It's impossible.
Made for each other. Huh!
Jigar. - Hmm?
This Sunday we'll go shopping.
There is match on Sunday.
I can't make it. I won't come.
Please, don't spoil the plan.
What plan? You just plan anything.
Did you ask me before making the plan?
As if you ask me everything and do.
Ot did you ask me before making this cricket plan?
So to speak, I need to do many things on my own, like...
If it's a movie plan, go with Manya.
Why? Because madam is unavailable.
Or madam is not in a mood today.
Or else, she has an assignment.
Or, she can't find matching sandals.
Or else, that aunt from Uttarsanda has come to see you.
Uttarsanda! What a name!
Hey hello! What do you think of yourself!
Thinks he is Virat Kohli!
I am fed up of your cricket!
Why do you start fighting?
If I can't make it, I just can't.
Do I've to listen to you every time?
I've my friends, my life. I have to take care of them too.
What can I do if your life is boring?
Boring!
Sorry.
Sorry, dear.
I said sorry, didn't I?
Why do you take it to heart? I just say anything.
You're right. I have nothing to do.
I'm the one who sits idle. - Hey, it's not that.
You know I speak nonsense. I am an idiot. Ok?
I am a nutcase.
Please, sorry
Will you come shopping on Sunday?
Actually, the sandals that you had given
I want to buy a matching top for it.
And with the top you need to buy a scarf. And then its nail polish...
'See... she started the fight and I had to say sorry.'
'To top it, she made me say that I am an idiot.'
'And according to her plan, shopping!'
That's why I am saying...
'Actually, she just made one move.'
'Tears.'
'Girls' devastating weapon.'
'Now what can the boys do about it?'
'So I didn't have any option...'
How do you like this?
And this one?
What is it, man?
Who asked you to come here?
I don't want to shop! Go to hell!
Jigar...
What have you thought about marriage?
Jigar! - Yes.
What have you thought about marriage?
Whose marriage? - Obviously ours.
Oh, uh...
What about it right now?
What do you mean?
Come on, watch the movie.
Jigar, I am asking you something.
What?
Have you thought something about us?
Come on, first let my life be settled.
I too am implying the same.
How long will you keep keep selling these policies?
Get a proper job.
Listen, I am very happy with my work, ok?
That's not work. A man must have a goal in life,
which doesn't exist in your life.
What are you trying to say? - Have you thought about our life?
Hey! Is this the time to talk about it
I am saying for your own good.
Hey, you guys! -Sorry.
What?
Get a proper job.
How many times will you tell that? - Fine! Do whatever you want.
Hey!
Lecture in picture!
Jigar. - Hmm?
Have you ever lied to me?
Lie?
Come on, I never lie in life.
Absolutely transparent. Open book!
Look. My likes, dislikes
hobbies, habits, I've told you all about them.
No other guy wouldn't have even told you.
Seriously, man.
But you promise me. - What?
That you'll never lie.
Ok. I swear by my mummy.
Hey! I promise! Seriously.
Are you done gawking?
She was average looking.
No comparison to your face! And her...
I see.
So you were looking at that girl's face?
Tell me one thing.
How were her eyes?
I already told you, average.
And her smile?
Just ok. - And her tresses?
And her figure? - Yeah. That was good.
Then you watch her figure! - Hey!
You just said I should speak the truth.
If I say the truth, it's a problem. If I don't, it's a problem.
If you like her figure that much, go to her. Don't come to me.
Come on, that is not fair! Hey! Wait.
What happened?
Nothing.
Then why aren't you speaking?
Just like that.
What are you thinking?
I told you... nothing.
Does that happen?
Even if it does, what difference it makes to you?
It does makes a difference, that's why I am asking you.
What happened?
As of you don't know happened?
If I knew, why would I ask?
Then what's the use telling you.
If you don't tell, then don't.
See. I knew it! It doesn't make a difference to you!
Huh! All boys are the same.
'I still loved Shruti the same.'
'And that's why on my birthday, I was eagerly waiting for her.'
Hi!
Happy birthday. - Well, thank you!
What are you wearing?
Why? - It looks so bad.
What? It is good.
And last night, I kept calling you.
Your phone was busy.
Even I was waiting for your call. - Oh really!
Of course. Not calling is unacceptable!
No call even on my birthday!?
Fine. Wait.
Happy birthday darling! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Happy birthday! - Selfie! Selfie...
Come on, give us a party!
Come on then. - Come on. Come on!
Two minutes... just two minutes. - Just coming.
Come on! - Yes, yes!
I want the nip. - What do you want? Tell me.
Do we get crushed ice balls here?
If the glasses are hung upside down, won't the water spill?
Open your mouth! Open your mouth!
Mouth freshener! - Just two minutes.
Do you want to eat it or not?
Hey!
You will even eat a spoon.
Serve them whatever they want.
Here, you have it too.
What else do you have?
What's this stick like thing?
Tell me. What were you saying?
Happy birthday.
Hey Jigaa!
Come here, man. - Have patience. Coming.
Come on, man. - I'm coming.
Ok, what were you saying?
Is it a must that your friends should always be with you?
He is eating crisps with straw! - With me?
But we are together since childhood. We are undies-buddies.
Man, but don't we have a personal life too?
Always, they are stuck to you.
What are you saying? They are my friends.
Oh! I was not aware.
Huh!
Good bye. - What's wrong with her?
And that's for you.
'So this was Shruti's new Avatar.'
'Possessive Shruti.'
'About which I had no idea at all.'
'And then...
she started a methodical surgical strike on my freedom.'
How come there are so many girls on your Facebook?
Better delete all these friends. That's it.
I don't want any of your girlfriends on the Facebook.
Bye.
Senior, what is the score?
What is this? All the time cricket, cricket! Huh!
Don't your friends have any sense?
They are always stuck to you.
But it might have been something important.
Shouldn't we too have some personal time or not?
I love you.
'Love can't be like this.'
'This was torture.'
'Typical girlfriend torture.'
How dare you sleep without saying good night to me!
Why did you hide Whatsapp last seen?
Why did Krupa send you friend request?!
Why did Priya tag you in her photograph?
Is your password the same or have you changed it?
'But I understood one thing for sure.'
I love you. - Love you.
I love you. - I love you.
I love you too. - Love you.
I love you.
"I love you" had no place in my life.
Don't mention her name!
Forget it, man!
But what has happened?
I am fed up, Senior!
She is a hive of cribbing!
Her eyes are like Angry Birds!
Nose is like duck's bill!
Her hair is like porcupine's!
She has a spitting nature, guys.
When I am with her, my stress levels go up!
Just tensions and tensions. My mood goes off!
As of today, I am stopping paying this policy's premium.
When I hear her voice, I feel as if...
Will you stop it, man!
Then it will be fun.
Hey!
Why are putting so much...
Hey! What are you doing!
Did you get it? - Hey! Sister-in-law calling.
What? - Sister-in-law is calling.
She calls fifty times a day! She's a Psycho!
Put it on silent.
Hey... - Put it on silent.
Hey!
Stay at a distance and show off.
Stay away and show off!
We were supposed go, isn't it?
But when?
Jigar!
Damn... why is she here?
Now watch the tensed match like India-Pakistan.
What do you think of yourself?!
What's wrong now?
What's wrong?
Forty times!
Forty times I called you! And you've no time to reply once?
Do you think am sitting idle?
You've changed, Jigar. You really have.
Come on, why make mountain out of a mole hill?
Why create issues out of petty things.
For me, these petty thing are important, Jigar.
Ok. Sorry. Enough?
Cut the crap, Jigar!
I'm well aware what's going on within you and what you show.
But what am I suppose to do?
Do this. Give me a list, what am I to and what not.
Do you pay attention to any of my matters?
Neither you take my calls, nor do you reply to my messages.
Don't spend time with me, or go shopping with me.
I don't like shopping!
Every time it's just your likes and dislikes?
Do you ever think what I like? - Here goes your lecture again!
Do you ever think how much I do for you?
What did you do? - So I should list in now?
At least try to understand once... - Wait a minute.
A man needs peace.
At the end of the day, he needs someone to supports, love.
Not the one who drives him crazy asking questioning all the time.
All the time, it's nagging, nagging. Nagger!
I'm a nagger?
Do I nag?
You just love it. You're fond of finding my faults.
Why I am wearing such clothes?
Why isn't the belt matching? Why don't you have hair trimmed?
Why haven't you shaved? Why do you always play cricket?
When will you make a career? Come on, forgive me!
I don't want your advices! Keep them to yourself.
Just let me be! I wanna be alone!
Is that what you really want?
Yes.
Fine.
Do what you like.
It doesn't make a difference to me.
It's over now.
And hereafter never meet me.
Hey, Hello!
You!
You mean, you are leaving me?
You wish this.
Then go.
Go away. It's not you who's leaving me.
It's me who is leaving you!
And keep in mind,
you won't find anyone else who will wipe your tears.
Sympathy seeker!
Pining for pity!
What's there to laugh about?
Hey, but...
But what was the need to deliver dialogues like the hero in the end?
But that was... - Just a minute.
Good that you play cricket.
If you were in javelin throw, she'd have pierced you with a spear.
Why are you looking for a giraffe in desert?
Shut up!
We are sitting so idle, man.
Jigaa.
Hey.
What is in it? A girl comes and goes, man.
Now you're behaving as if you're Adam and she's Eve.
And like, nature isn't going to create any other girl ever.
She was the last girl and she's gone. It doesn't happen, buddy.
Don't you see Hindi movies? Like a bus,
Girls come and go. Come and go.
You'll find someone. You'll surely find one.
Even ants and elephants find their feed.
So you too will find a girl.
You know what, in election cards, a photo always looks black. A must.
Look.
Jigaa...
All five fingers are not same. Right?
So the experience you have had with a girl,
it's not necessary that the same will happen with some other girl too.
Try to understand.
Look. Despite all that, a person does marry, right?
Why? Because opposites attract.
You. What you can share with us
and what you share with a girl how much is the difference?
You share more with her. Why? Because opposites attract.
So do something.
Fall in love again.
You... You be in love.
You fall in love.
Do this. Just point a finger at a girl... any girl,
and that girl is yours. Tell us. Ok?
Girl?
Forget it, man!
"A girl who loves as I want" - "Girl"
"Who knows how a girl loves!" - "Girl"
"How does a girl love" - "Girl"
"Who knows how a girl loves" - "Girl"
"This life was so easy"
"Was sweet as honey"
"This life was so easy, sweet as honey"
"Fell in love and put my life in trouble"
"Girl.. girl.. girl.. girl!"
"Hey..."
"Love is nothing but four days of fun"
"Become the talk of the town and empty pockets too"
"Become the talk of the town and empty pockets too!"
"When you fall in love, you'll get surprises every day"
"A lemon in your hand and pepper in your eyes!"
"A lemon in your hand and peppers in your eyes!"
"Not a road, it's a by lane"
"Thorns on every step"
"Not a road, it's a by lane, thorns on every step"
"Love is just a basket of mistakes"
"Girl.. girl.. girl.. girl!"
"Girl.. girl.. girl.. girl" - Forget it, man.
"She smiles and calls, she rocks your heart"
"She makes you swing with her eyes first"
"When you start swinging, she'll make you dizzy"
"She'll make you run after her day in day out"
"When you start swinging, she'll make you dizzy"
"She will make you run after her, day in day out"
"A servant and a gardener"
"Two shifts a day"
"A servant and a gardener, two shifts a day"
"You are in her employ"
"Girl.. girl.. girl.. girl!"
At least give me a clap. I've to do it with my feet yodelling.
See.
Uncle Bhadresh has also come up. - Where? - Look.
Bhadaa! - Hey.
Sing something nice. - Sing something nice, Bhadu!
Buddy.
I am telling you! - You're telling me?
He has problems in everything.
Since he has come here, he has a problem.
If we sing, he says, I don't sing well.
When asked to drink, he says he won't drink.
What's your problem after all? - You drink, I don't want to.
Shall we get RoohAfzaa sherbet for you? Yeah?
We will get milk bottles for him! - Yeah, that's what...
Complain boy!
Not Complain. Complan. - Ok, ok.
Jigaa...
Look, right now you just have had a small 2 by 2 break up.
This small, like this wafer. - Two-by-Two.
Now suppose you have a break up of 1200 square feet.
That is divorce.
Then, you will drink a big pot full of liquor.
Instead, from now itself,
start drinking a little.
I don't want to drink, man. - Have some practice.
Practice makes man perfect.
Perfect!
Sit straight.
Look.
Jigaa, don't just think of yourself.
I am damn serious.
Oh my God! - Look at upstairs.
Orient upstairs.
See, the sky is so big.
How vast sky is,
as far as your eyes can see it's sky.
But does it...
have even a drop of ego? - It doesn't. - No.
If it doesn't then why you have it? - Why?
So drink now. Don't nurse an ego!
Look... understand one thing.
Who...
who said that?
Who said that... Come here.
that love can't happen twice.
It can happen. I am with you.
He is... he's speaking the truth.
Admin is always right. I swear upon Whatsapp.
That's ok.
Look, listen to me, Jigaa.
Love dwells within. Understand.
Love is inside. Opposite person keeps changing.
Tell me something.
Are you friends or enemies? - We're friends, man.
We are friends that's why we are advising you to drink.
Wait. - It has two advantages...
Let me finish first! - I am sorry.
It has two advantages.
If you drink it, you get intoxicated
or else everything comes out. - No, man...
Excuse me.
You're Jigar's colleague, right?
And you? - I am Jigar's elder brother.
Oh.
Arti. - Yes.
What?
She is Jigar's sister-in-law.
She's Jigar's colleague.
Colleague...
Oh!
Yeah.
Before marriage, we too were colleagues.
Isn't it?
Um... So, may I take your leave?
Okay.
Come again.
Jigar. - Hmm.
Today, Shruti had come to our shop.
The same FB girl...
your colleague.
Yeah. So?
She is pretty.
Hmm?
So, what have you both thought?
What do you mean by that?
I mean.... Ok.
Arti... - Yes.
Give him Shruti 'Khaman' (Gujarati snack)... Oh! Sorry.
I mean give him 'Surti Khaman'. - Coming up.
You're having fun!
If you like her so much, you get married to her.
Can't a man get peace even at home?
Nonsense!
Jigaa..
Jigar...!
25 years...
First time in 25 years, I fought with my brother!
What I was and what I have become!
People say, love is immortal.
But I think, love comes with an expiry date.
That was my love story.
What did you learn?
As time passes by
your love keeps getting weaker.
And it's not just my problem alone.
In all love stories of the world, have the same issues.
Enough!
Do I have to learn everything from you?
How to live, what to wear, what to do?
I don't understand who is the man in this house, you or me?
Man!
A man is the one who can take care of his wife and children!
Stop it! Else... I'll slap you!
Go ahead. Come on, slap me!
Do you know anything else?
Your tongue is getting out of control.
Huh!
I do so much for you and yet you don't appreciate me!
What? What do you do?
This cigarette!
Have you ever listened to me?
For ten years I have been telling you to quit smoking.
Have you ever listened to me?
You must've swore upon me and Shruti so many times about quitting smoking.
And when I tell you, you smoke still more. See!
You always do opposite of what I say!
Now just wait and watch. I too will do just opposite.
Just watch!
Go ahead. Do whatever you like!
But now I am telling you.
I won't do anything at all. Yeah.
Forget it.
No need to do anything for me and Shruti.
You won't be able too.
I and Shruti will leave from here!
Then you can live alone... peacefully.
I don't understand whether to laugh or cry.
My heart bleeds every moment.
When I think that my parents will never unite...
I love both of you.
I need both of you.
Divide your love. But please...
don't divide me.
If people have a problem, they go to parents.
But when parents themselves are the problem, then?
Then where should I go?
Shruti. Shru...
Shruti...
What happened? Why have you become like this?
Remove everything from mind.
Take me for an example.
These things happen.
Hey! -You...
Manya...
Just as iron can cut iron,
poison can kills poison,
similarly, when a dog bites you,
you have to bite back.
Understand?
Even I didn't.
But I know this much, Manya,
that this man is very sad.
And I can't bear to see his sad face.
Hey, Manya.
I've got a solid idea in mind.
Throw a new bait to new fish?
Love at first sight, Part II!
Damn you, you too thought the same thing which I did?
No, Senior... No.
You only have the copyrights over such wicked thoughts.
Thank you... what did you say?
Hey!
Suraj... is this guy mad?
Hey! Do you know?
Ten years ago, at the very place,
his daughter and wife met with an accident.
Since than this man has become mad.
And since last ten years, this man manages traffic here.
And that too, so that
no one else should lose his love.
How sweet!
'A madman."
'How easily a madman understood the definition of love!"
And... and me?
I haven't yet reached beyond "I'" and "You".'
Sanjay, you haven't reached yet? - I'll come later.
One...
I've just remembered an important work.
That...
I'll have to deal with it first.
Jayshree...
Mother... mummy!
Son-in-law brought me here.
Come on, my child. - Mummy...
Come. Come, mummy.
Come, mummy. Come in.
Since many days, I have been feeling like coming to see you.
Come.
Jayshree.
Please forgive me, Jayshree.
It was my mistake and still...
I...
couldn't apologize.
I didn't know that this word "love"...
is so simple.
That...
That even the smallest gesture can convey it.
Do you know...
who I learnt it from?
A...
From a madman.
You left your home for me. Your...
Left your family for me.
So I... How can I leave you?
I want my family back.
I...
I want my daughter back.
I... I want you back, Jayshree.
Me...
Won't you forgive me?
One day, I'd begged for your love...
And today, when you are asking for it...
then, how can I refuse, Sanjay?
Jayshree. - Sanjay.
Thank you, Jayshree. Thank you!
I swear by you!
Hey, Jigar!
Hi.
Jigar, where are you?
Why aren't you to be seen these days?
I was a bit busy.
Oh!
Oh, I forgot my mobile. You don't even remind me.
I'm sorry. - Give me the key. - sorry, I'm sorry!
Hello. - What?
What happened?
May I ask something? -Yes.
Is everything between you and sister fine?
Why?
No, I mean that...
there was problem between you two.
Problem? - Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That day when we were fighting and you had dropped in, that one?
Come on, that's nothing unusual.
Thank God.
I was scared.
I thought both of you will get divorced.
Divorce!?
For such a trivial thing?
Trivial thing? - Yes.
You find that a trivial matter?
Hey.
This happens in every families, my dear.
Whether the matter is big or small, this is very common.
You say sorry, the story ends there itself.
Damn, it ends!
First you fight, then say sorry. Fight, sorry. Fight, sorry.
Isn't it irritating? - Irritating?
It seems, time is ripe for me to give you some astral knowledge.
Hey, Parth.
Ask.
Whatever doubts you may have in your mind.
O Lord.
What in a woman's mind, how to understand it?
Son.
Don't hit a bouncer in the very first question itself.
And start with an easy question.
Ok. Sorry, Lord.
If one has to win an argument with a woman then what to do?
Son.
When I asked you not to throw bouncers
then you started bowling Yorkers!
No problem.
Whenever an argument begins with a woman,
leave that place and go.
Instead of defeating a woman in argument,
losing that argument,
it's much better for a man.
Wow, Lord! Wow!
What a wonderful answer!
But there is a confusion. - Hmm?
The other day, you yourself
sitting right there, listening to abuses?
O King...
had I left that day being tired of married life,
then I wouldn't have been here today.
Lord, now you're bowling googly.
Parth,
you're very troubled.
I'll have to get rid of all your troubles.
But I have just one trouble. This everyday fight.
I can't bear it anymore.
If I don't want to fight with her, then what should I do, Lord?
Stupid man, that is not in your hands.
Ok. Excepted.
Okay. Suppose that we are fighting,
and if we are at fault... Ok, we are at fault sometimes,
but if she is at fault,
it's her mistake, then what to do?
What do you mean by "her mistake"?
Whoever's mistake it is,
it's you who will have to apologize, son.
How can that be, man!
Saying sorry without any fault? That is not fair!
Lord, you're running something bizarre.
This is how it is.
Take it or leave it.
Lord, may I tell you something honest?
When I fell in love, everything seemed so rosy.
But now, the damn thing seems like enmity.
Parth.
Your enemy is not your girlfriend.
It's your escapist mind.
You pierce this mind of yours.
Shoot your love-arrow.
Now, the love is only benediction.
Love is the benediction.
What?
What are you guys discussing?
Nothing. Oh, yeah. I was telling Jigar that
in multi-tasking, there is no one as good as my wife Geeta.
Can try that at a competition of Guinness book of records also.
Really? - Really, swear on you.
You are so naughty!
Come on now. We're getting late. - Oh, oh...
And yes, tonight I'm going to make 'Khaman'. Do come to eat.
Don't forget.
Come on. We're getting late and you're just chatting...
Bye...
And you know, for getting down from there,
I didn't find the staircase. --Really?
As if you don't know. - No, not really.
Are you alright?
Hey, come. Come in, dear.
We were just...
reminiscing our dating days.
Your father was so shameless!
As if you didn't like it, is it? - Come on!
Come, we have a table booked. Don't you want to get ready?
Oh, you're right. I am always late.
Mummy!
So, sir? Romance?
Oh, nothing like that!
It's just...
romance at this age.
Then, what was all this?
That was... nothing.
A lot of little things had just accumulated.
We cleared a few of them.
Oh, I see. - Dear...
Money can be earned anytime.
But...
if you both go away,
then...
I won't be able to earn you back again.
And then... what's the use of that money?
You, uh...
How did you convince mummy? - Trust.
I told her, I will mend my ways.
And she trusted me.
Dear, another name for love is trust.
In the root of any relationship. it's just trust.
As you youngsters say...
that... Uh...
A relationship without trust
is like a mobile without sim card.
You only can just play games with it.
"This feeling of love is sweet"
"Love is sweet trust"
"Love makes the breaths sweet fragrance"
"Love is a sweet journey of life"
"Love is the land's sweet song"
"Love becomes rhythmic rains"
"Love is first a sweet song, then a sweet discourse"
"Love is time, love is rhythm, love is just love"
"Love is a request, love is a drive, love is just..."
"The craziness, the worship"
"The life... o my beloved"
"The craziness, the worship"
"The life... o my beloved"
Sister, I have decided that I will say sorry.
"One that loses is love, one that wins is love"
"One who faces joys and sorrows lovingly together is love"
"The desire, heaven, my worship, it's in this very world"
"The fate, the desire, the heaven, it's in this very world"
"One that speaks is love, one that is silent is love.
"One that comes up now and then is love"
"Love is affection, love is burning one who loves understands"
"Love is the sky, love is abyss"
"Love recognizes love"
"The craziness, the worship"
"The life... O my beloved!"
"The craziness, the worship"
"The life... O my beloved!"
When I'm in mood, I come here.
And when I'm not in the mood, I still come here.
Before we reach, you make him fall in love with you pronto.
Because, you see, this is modern age.
He must be sitting right in the front there.
He is sitting. - Ok. - Ok.
Excuse me
I have seen you somewhere.
Forget it.
Shall we order something?
Hey, hello...
What? Sorry.
Jigar!
What's all this?
What?
I came to say sorry to you.
But you are... Disgusting!
Hey, what?
It's nothing like what you think.
I understand everything.
Thank you so much. - Hey!
And hereafter, don't ever come before me!
Shruti!
Shru...
What happened?
Any problem? - Get out!
What? - Please get out!
Huh.
Give way, man.
Come, my dear.
How did you like new sister-in-law?
Hey! Don't take the total credit!
I found her. I did!
You see, that girl just betrayed you and went away.
So we just presented an option.
So that, you know... you can continue with your type of love.
Understand?
Isn't it?
Jigaa!
Rascal!
I expected this over smartness from you!
He did it for you. - What did he do for me?
You supply girls.
One goes another comes. Is this love?
Is it, Senior? Is this love?
How can you understand because you haven't been in love!
We've loved you, fool! - Get lost!
All life, you frolicked on my money.
And this is the reward!
Why do I need enemies, when I've friends like you.
Were you out to patch up or break up?
You have ruined my life!
Get lost!
Listen.
I am coming to Mumbai.
Today... Today evening.
Ok... we'll talk later.
Take care. Bye.
Dear... all of a sudden?
Just like that.
And as it is, there is more scope there than here.
There is also more exposure there.
And sister will get help too.
But dear, now we both are also together, aren't we?
That's why.
Earlier I thought you were alone.
No one is with you.
I didn't feel like leaving you.
But now, papa is with you.
So I am not worried.
If you have to say something about relationship, tell it to yourself.
Telling on Facebook won't achieve anything.
What are you implying?
You're just like your brother.
Only that he's bit mature.
And you, still taking baby steps in love.
Perhaps you too must have said that sentence in love.
"I love you"
It's a very expressive sentence.
Definition of this sentence and that of affection, both are very important.
You see, the person that you love,
whom you've put on a pedestal,
that word "you" comes last in the entire sentence.
And the thing that you talk about forgetting oneself in love..
that "I", it's capital letter.
It comes first in the sentence.
Between "I" and "You" comes "Love".
This very love joins them.
Love is the bridge.
And that is the purpose of life.
In your case, perhaps it might have happened
that your...
capital "I" didn't let you go further.
Son.
Forget this "I".
And march forwards towards your loved "You".
Thank you.
Aunty, where is Shruti?
Who are you?
I am her friend. Where is Shruti?
She left long back.
Her bus leaves at 5 o'clock.
Where is she going? - Mumbai.
Oh shit!
Hey, but...
Hey!
Jigaa! Jigaa went running!
Surely he is in some problem.
Come on, come, come, come...
Bus to Mumbai? - It just left.
Number? - 9347.
Hey, bro! O bro, listen...
Stop!
Hey! Stop, stop! So you hero?
Where are you rushing?
Not today, sir. Please let me go today, sir.
That day you were showing a lot of attitude!
Now show me your attitude. Come on!
Sir, please let me go.
Later I'll do whatever you say, sir.
Sir, please let me go today.
Else she will go away.
It's a question of my life and death. Sir, I beg of you! Please let me go!
What is the matter?
Yeah!
Don't you worry.
Today I will not rest until I unite you with her.
Yess!
Yesss...
Fast, faster, still faster!
It's the job of we police guys to help people.
Hey! Watch out! - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is the short cut.
Well done my Cheetah! Superb!
9 3 4 7...
This is it, sir. This is it. - Ok, ok.
That way.
Catch it sir.. quickly. This is it.
Hurry! Come on!
Hurry!
Oh, man! What's wrong with this now?
What happened? - I will check. Wait.
What's wrong?
It's a government bike. How far can it go?
But sir, the bus is going!
Yeah, bro. Let me check. - Sir!
But... - What? You too are...
So?
We are very much here.
She is going, stop her.
He spoke!
After twelve years, he spoke!
Senior...
Come on, move.
O Lord!
Shit!
Why the long face! What is it!?
What is this girly attitude! Why get so hurt! - Get off.
Drive faster!
Drive fast, Senior!
My sprinter can run only this fast!
Just see how I chase now.
Chase?
Senior, come on, drive!
I won't let that bus win. Just watch.
Hey! We will reach! Wait!
Hey!
Shruti!
Hey! Hey...
My God!
Hey, Jigaa!
Get up!
Jigaa!
Hey!
Forget it, man! She's gone. The girl has gone.
She's gone! Let's go.
You come.
Come on, Jigaa! Let's go.
Jigaa, come!
What? What's it?
When that 5:10 crazy guy came, It appeared that I got my world back.
Where are you going. man? Jigaa?
Hey, Jigaa...
Open! Open...
Open!
Shruti!
Why have you come?
Don't go Shruti.
Please don't go. Forgive me.
I know that I've hurt you a lot.
I'm really sorry.
I missed you, man.
I can't live without you.
You've become used to me.
It's not love.
Come on, do I have to prove it now?
I am not so great that I can watch you going.
and then say, go and be happy wherever you are.
You may find fifty guys who will say "You're mine".
But I want to tell you, "I am yours".
And this...
My "I". My capital "I"... Ego.
I am willing to give it up.
And my whole world revolves around you, Shruti.
Do you know how many dreams I've?
I want to see the whole world... with you.
Want to see the world through your eyes.
I wanna be with you.
I wanna grow old with you.
In my last moment,
I could hold your hand.
I...
I really love you, Shruti!
Please forgive me.
Come on, in movies "DDLJ" to "Dilwale"
all of them have happy ending.
Do you have any doubt in our case?
I am really sorry, Shruti. I am a changed man.
I won't hurt you anymore now.
You make me cry a lot.
Then, will you go shopping with me?
I love you.
Now we aren't needed.
Sorry, pal.
By the way,
you had promised me that we'll go and buy that black dress.
We had seen it in that mall, you remember?
Hmm. - Hey...
What!
What's that? - A huge pat.
He is here!
Just...
Hey!
'I was wrong.'
'As a man,
all my opinions about women,
all my notions too were wrong.'
'Girls are the most beautiful creation of the universe.'
'The most beautiful creation of the universe.'
'Their possessiveness,
their aggression, their complains,
at its root it's just love.'
'Actually it was my fault that I became selfish.'
'And what she must be feeling, I never paid any attention to it.'
'You must think that a woman is incomplete without love.'
'But I say...
more than love, a woman needs respect.'
'Give her respect.'
'And then see...
a right amount of "Vitamin She"...
how healthy it makes your life.'
'Wait. Wait... Wait.'
'For now it's just a happy ending of my love story.'
'But Manya's love story is still incomplete.'
He is all set. Did you see?
Betrayer!
Betrayer...
Betrayer!
Hereafter,
in our lives,
any girl,
women,
lady, females...
We won't link with any feminine gender.
Make a promise.
Come on, promise, guys!
After today,
in our lives,
no girl should ever enter.
Or if we see any girl...
This time, my heart...
She looks like Raksha, pal!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey...