Hi! Good afternoon.
Yes, yes.
So my passport number is seven zero...
six one nine two...
four five eight.
Correct.
What? Tes, sure.
Just hold on a sec, I'll note it down.
My passport!
Mr. Sartaj, this is shameful,
he doesn't even pay interest. It's been four months.
But where am I saying no, I will pay once I receive it. -Sir! Sir!
Then pay up!
I am not running away!
You were begging please give me money, now what happened?
But sir, I am not denying.
- Then when will you pay? - I'll pay, I told you!
Hey!
Shut up!
And you, give him a tight slap!
And now you charge him!
Do you want to go to his house?
Sartaj sir, just give me some time!
This is a spinning top, spin it.
The number of seconds it spins, I will give you those many days.
Come, spin it!
Come on stand up!
Get up fast, get up!
Sir, I got the passport!
Not forty-five years, twenty-two year old girl!
- Five feet six inch tall! - Okay!
Move!
To hunt for such an American girl passport, it is not your cup of tea.
Twenty seconds!
20 days to pay! Keep that in mind!
Move!
- Find somebody who can do my work! - Yes sir.
- In twenty days! - Okay!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
No one to pick me up! Okay! Should I call a cab!
- Excuse me ma'am? - Yeah.
Your passport!
Oh my gosh, that's my passport!
- That's alright! - Thank you so much! Thanks!
Excuse me.
Oh yeah! No! No! No!
Who has gone to receive the exchange student Anna?
Sir! Kabir has gone sir! Kabir has gone!
Then what are you doing here? Go in the class. -Yeah going sir!
Oh! Oh! Oh! If our plane lands at some place where a romantic song is playing...
Oh! Oh! Oh! It would be wonderful.
Since so many days I had a wish to roam around with you on the bike.
You met me after so many days.
Sweetheart, hey sweetheart if you had met me earlier then we would have enjoyed!
Why are you sitting so far, hold me and sit! -Go man!
Madame where.
United Wealth College.
I braked and my luck began!
Right now you did the net practice...
but if you really start liking someone then you not be able to speak.
If a girl like you is with me then I don't need anybody!
Come on get the reports fast.
[CAR HONK]
No, I do not want the money.
Money! Hey! This is a happy pocket.
And from happy pocket comes only happiness!
Happiness!
Beautiful rose for beautiful lady!
- Hey! Kabir? - Jindal what are you doing here?
I had to come for my father's important report.
- Come on, the lectures must have started. - Hey darling!
There is a love letter in this rose, read it!
[BIKE ENGINE]
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Wow! I love Indian weddings!
Architect! What is the work of an architect?
- Sir! - Yes please?
To build houses.
The workers build!
They are designers, visionaries.
And that's why what do you keep in mind while creating a design?
Of space!
- Meaning? - Meaning...
where we change clothes we do not need a window!
Space management you know!
Space!
Not space! Direction!
The direction has to be correct, my friend!
Show me your plan?
In this 300 Sq. Feet space, this is kitchen,
this is office, this is reception, this is meeting room,
this is toilet and this is work place.
Rubbish! Bull shit!
But sir, what is the problem?
This... All these directions are wrong!
- But see the space management? - It's perfect.
What?
The direction of the toilet is wrong. The direction to work is only wrong.
It's not like that sir,
in the space for toilet there is office and instead of office there is toilet.
What is the difference?
Constipation! Constipation!
If the toilet is in south direction then you have constipation!
If your work place is in west direction then your thinking is constipated!
Good thoughts never come, you know?
It stinks!
- But sir... - Just do what I say!
Put the toilet in the office space and office in the toilet space.
Change it and show me, fast.
In the place of toilet, office! - What is he doing, why is he talking bull shit?
In the west is toilet and office in the south!
Hey friend, there is a problem in our college design! Hashtag problem!
Then solve the problem!
Bang! Hmm! Bang!
Okay! Bang!
Bang!
In place of toilet, office and in place of office, toilet!
Yes!
Bro! We saved the whole college from constipation!
[MOBILE RINGING]
Hey man!
That two bedroom client is messaging constantly.
Let's show them the flat, so our brokerage will get released.
- Can I go? - No!
Don't do that! - No please! - Hey bro, business first come on!
Come, come. - Hey! - Coming, let's go.
Okay! Let's talk to them.
Hey! Go away!
Hey! Come inside!
Hey! What happened? Why are you so scared?
- Bu! Bu! Bu! - Ghost!
What ghost? A white, white girl in the bathroom!
- Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! - Oh! Welcome Anna!
What a great welcome!
What happened? Please come to my office!
Please come to my office!
Are you sure?
Oh! What nonsense!
Yes! Yes! This is my office. Please come.
See for heritage research, Ahmedabad is excellent.
- Sorry, Ahmedabad is best. - I understand Gujarati actually.
- Oh really! - Yeah!
Wow! That is great!
Then you will enjoy over here.
We have Roza, Masjid, Minarets, Temples and
French Architecture asthetics are also there.
I know right, but unfotunately I only have 20 days so...
20 days!
20 days are very less. I think you need one month!
I know but actually I have to be back by that time.
But you will have to do a lot of hard work.
I will do my best sir.
Great! University has taken care of your staying.
I think they must be waiting for you.
- Shall I go? - Yeah.
Okay! - Please! - Great!
- Nice meeting you sir. - Have a nice day.
[CROW CAWING]
Greetings.
Come! Welcome! Welcome! Sit! Sit!
Shit! Shit!
- I know a little bit of Gujarati. - Oh!
Nice you know Gujarati!
Then you will like it here. Isn't it?
Yeah! Sure! Listen.
Get up in the morning at five and do Yoga!
Yoga! Alright!
- After that soup! - Yeah!
- Herbal soup! - Soup?
And the most important thing...
to fast three days in a week!
So that you keep in good health!
Oof! Okay!
And in the night at 9 pm, means good night!
- 9 O'clock! - Hmm!
You must be having what like I don't know five six kids or something!
- No! No! - No!
We just have one naughty kid.
Son! Show aunt's your room.
Come now it is yours only!
Okay! Fine!
Thanks! I'll go!
This is my room.
It's nice.
So, I am Anna. What's your name?
No!
Don't touch my super hero's!
My name is Mitesh. Mind it!
He is headache.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah! - [CHEERING] - [GASPS]
Yes! Yeah!
Hey! Don't remove that! We have to win!
'Like a long long way.'
Out man!
Why did you get up! He got out because of you!
I need to complete my assignment. I can't sit here!
Nothing right now! Just sit right now!
We have to make India win. Do not move till three hours!
Nobody has to move!
Please!
- Bowled! - Yes!
Oh my gosh! What a mess!
No privacy in this house, what so ever!
Hey! No one taught you have to knock before coming or what!
Mannerless creature, give me back my phone!
September 2015 model. 143 grams weight.
Two GB ram. Six core graphics. It's that only. Isn't it?
How did you know all of that?
In your country phones are smart, but here people are smart!
And don't talk about manners!
I have not barged in your room, you have barged in my room!
Mind it!
I can't stay here any more!
[DIALER TONE]
- Hello? - Hi Anna!
Sir I am sorry but, I can't stay here any more. I am going to go mad!
Please help me!
I will give my student Kabir's number.
He is a broker.
He will find you a house.
But you will have to pay.
It's okay. I'll pay.
Where did these guys come from?
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run fast! Run fast! Run fast!
- Don't pick up the phone! Run fast! - Hello? Hello?
Hi, my name is Anna. So principal gave me your number. -Okay!
Run! Run! Run!
- I actually need to find a flat immediately. - Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tomorrow college ten in the morning!
Hey! No flat! Stop them!
Hey! Give me my money!
In my house except for two bedroom there is nothing else!
And in my house there is just the hall!
In my house there is no balcony!
Do one thing! You go to his bedroom in the evening!
You shift in his house!
And you go in the evening in his balcony and have tea!
- Let's go! Let's go! - Hey!
- Hey! Give me the money! - Hey! Don't touch me!
Take your money! Go! Take your hand back!
- Hey! - Let's go!
Scoundrel!
Hey! One minute! Why did you pay them you fool!
It was your visa fees bro!
For some money he was catching your neck!
We'll manage the visa fees. Let's go.
Oh! Oh!
You made me sentimental!
Hey bro leave it!
I will arrange your money tomorrow! This is friendship!
- Let's go! - Duffers!
[BIKE ENGINE]
Come on give me a 'Bidi'.
One should not smoke a 'Bidi' man!
Hey! Are you my father, that you are asking me questions?
What is there in smoking a 'Bidi'?
You smoke 'Bidi' only. Cigarettes are expensive.
Hugh! Hugh!
It's right here and he is not saying it!
Hey! What are you doing?
- Who is he? - Your father!
Wait I will burn you in such a place that you will not be able to stand also!
- Father, what are you doing? - What!
- Hey mummy? - What?
- See what is father doing! - Why, what happened?
He is wearing a watch-man's cap, and looking at girls.
- Hey! - Must be looking for you!
- Listen! - You are not seeing, that's why!
Kabir! Now a days you do not listen to us!
- Where do you listen to me? - Oh!
Mummy, there is some problem in your ears.
In my ears! What is the problem?
This is the problem!
- Earings! - Yes!
For me?
- For you only! - So sweet!
It looks really expensive, isn't it?
Expensive! Instead of wearing watch-man cap, wear this cap.
Yes! Dad!
Make me wear a cap, you make your dad wear caps!
Oh! This money came from the brokerage of a property!
Then?
Do you drink regular?
- No! - Thank God!
- I drink only mild. - Hey you!
[FOOTSTEPS] Rascal!
You just see the likes on mine and Aditi's photos.
Ninety nine.
Hey Somda! Like the photo!
- Will be done dear. - You stretched it but you got a century.
You will have to see only photos.
Hey baby, don't give me tension, dear.
Tension? I am giving you tension?
You do not take any tension okay.
You get your visa's after two three years...
till then my parents will get me married to some NRI.
And then your kids...
- will call him uncle, uncle. - You had to talk?
Did you hear?
Say what do you want to be uncle or father?
You have given me a super hit choice boss.
Tell me what do you want to become uncle or father.
Hey!
You don't talk too much okay!
Your choice will be worst than this.
Oh! My choice will be different then the world boss.
Hey, what do you mean different from the world? Will it be a girl or...
Girl?
A girl like a poetry...
The GPS of the moon has got spoiled and the girl has come down on earth!
Forgetting the mobile chat she would be reading my eyes!
Every night she would be looking for me instead of the remote!
A girl like a poetry!
Hey, one minute...
That means she will do everything you will not do anything?
- You are a gone case. - Yes.
For you the girl will have to come with the procession!
Not come with the procession, she has already come!
Kabir's life has come.
Oh heroine! Your Shyam's visa has also come!
She wants a house.
What a house dude!
What a shop?
- And her nature! - One minute, one minute!
How did you know her nature?
- No you can make when you see... - You don't talk a lot.
Let us go near him. Come fast.
Hi!
I am Kabir. You must be Ana right?
Ya Kabir hi, Ana!
- Hi I'm Shyam your younger brother-in-law. - Young brother-in-law?
Uh, what?
No, no he says he is a good friend of mine.
Anyway, guys I need a flat immediately.
Get her a house and if possible settle down with her.
If she runs away then yours wont settle okay?
What are you saying guys?
No, no nothing there are three four...
- three four houses are there. - There are four houses...
there are big rooms,
there are a lot of rooms wherever the two of you are comfortable.
- I lost again what? - No. no big houses...
spacious rooms, - Awesome, can we go have a look?
- Ya, let's go! - One minute! Excited guy!
If she runs away will we go to America to get the money?
Ana, Ana you need to give us, should I tell her?
Tell her don't keep it in your mind.
You need to give us twenty five thousand.
Twenty five thousand, right now?
Yeah right now.
- Is it like a advance money or something? - Yes advance money.
Uh, but will I have my flat for sure?
Ya hundred percent for sure. We are here for you only.
Okay. Whatever, fine. I'll get something.
She agreed!
- Would you like to have something? - No, no thank you.
- Coffee? - No, no thanks.
Oh drink it sister-in-law, Kabir never
offers anything to anyone with so much love.
Drink it, why are you doing this?
Tea, tea you want tea?
Hey! Village brother-in-law, I don't want to drink,
you drink so you can keep your mouth shut yeah?
She speaks Gujarati also.
- Hashtag got fooled! - I talk and understand also.
My mom is a Guajarati actually.
Great!
Now be careful when you speak or even your teeth will fall of okay!
- Come on, come on. - Wake up!
- We can... - Let's go.
[PIGEONS COOING]
[WATCHING MOVIE]
Hey, what are you doing?
There is a new film clip on whatsapp.
Remember there will be one time...
that a film clip made on Don Sartaj will create a wave in the goons group.
A film is made on someone who has a name you are anonymous.
I also had a time...
For honest policemen don Sartaj was a gold medal.
And I used to give the setting people gold, me.
You used to give. Right now not a small recharge for us.
Recharge of patience is for life time.
Once my daughter leaves safely from here.
Father, how do I look?
Oh, make her more fair...
like a LED.
Then even I will light up.
With you your father's fate will also light up.
If you get a American passport...
and you America.
Brother, we found someone who can steal passport.
Then get him.
He does not go to meet anyone. We will have to go to meet him.
Go away!
There was time when with one signal from me,
half of Ahemdabad's rogues would be present here.
They used to...
right now with your signal half a tea also does not come.
We will only have to go.
Maybe we will find here.
But make sure there are no kids in the house.
It's very hot, man. -We might find it here, we will try in this area.
Yes, hopefully.
Yeah, okay.
Oh give us five rupees.
- Mostly it is this lane. - Is it this house?
No, no it's ahead in the right or left. -Okay.
Give, give.
Give.
Give!
Hey hero give us something atleast.
Show some attitude when you are with your girlfriend. -Girlfriend?
If you give five she will hug you, if you give ten she will kiss you...
if you pay fifty she will take you to watch a movie,
- and if you give hundred then... - Okay!
Give five atleast.
No, no no. Kabir!
I am not asking from you, I am asking from your boyfriend.
What boyfriend?
No Kabir, don't give money.
What are you doing man don't...?
This is happy pocket and it is filled with happiness.
Okay.
Here is happiness.
Marbles!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Go play with marbles today, go.
So much fun, so much fun.
- Come on, come on. - How sweet.
Ana people give kids alms or abuses...
I reminded them of their childhood!
That's very nice.
I also want one.
Come on.
- She is such a pretty girl isn't it? - Yes.
She looks like a tubelight. She glows in the the daylight also.
She glows a lot, she is a very pretty girl.
Hey your name should be Roshan, isn't it Rustom?
The house look really good actually.
- She liked it, she liked it? - Yes.
One minute child...
Fifteen thousand rent -and fifteen thousand deposit okay.
It's okay. Give them deposit I gave you.
Where is the money?
Yes, yes I will give you the money.
You will give it.
You stopped hitting me?
Go Rustom!
He is a very good boy.
Come on! [CHANTING MANTRA]
Come on, move ahead.
Come on, come. Leave.
Move away!
He had asked us to come here only.
Yes, this was the place.
Come to meet him and then wait for him also?
He must be here somewhere.
[CROW CAWING]
[TEMPLE BELL]
He took a lot of time.
Yes.
Ride the cycle near you...
come to the end of the lane and ring the bell.
Kalagal!
Bell? Ring it!
This?
Come on.
Hold it.
Brother will ride a cycle?
My respect went down faster than a smart phone battery also.
Come on come on.
Hey! Keep quiet!
Shut up!
Brother, don't bang in the wall ahead.
Hey brother turn right!
[MOBILE VIBRATING]
Show your face!
Leave the face tell me the work.
I want American passport...
twenty two year girl,
Five feet six inch height...
for my daughter.
Will be done. Three lakhs.
Three lakhs?
I am not a thief I am an artist I am charging for my art.
Tell me if you agree.
Okay given!
Give me an advance with the phone through the window.
You got three!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Where is the cycle?
But we have a jeep isn't it?
How will four of us go in this jeep?
Come on!
How many times have I told you not to talk in between, see you got a slap.
- [CAR HONK] - [CROW CAWING]
It was solid, I had a lot of fun.
But what am I saying Kabir, if you are there then I have no tension.
I will pay the visa fee tomorrow.
Hashtag, finally flying.
What?
If your visa's are rejected?
Oh then it is an expense of sixty lakhs.
I met a agent...
he told me you can go to America
on someone else's passport by being a look alike.
- Oh you can't do that? - Why?
It's okay if it is fifteen twenty thousand, this is sixty lakh!
Oh yes, you are right.
But not like that Kabir...
- you have given me Ana's money right? - Yes.
Now what will you give Rustom uncle?
- We will do something. - What will we do?
Oh someone else only does it!
In the morning the moon gets stolen and in the night it is found!
What is he saying?
Let him go! See I am telling you...
we will give Rustom the money back. We will not pay the visa fee.
- I have made Rustom understand. - What?
When Anna goes to stay she will pay half the money okay!
And the rest I will do some setting in the next month.
You rascal, you do setting anywhere isn't it?
I am telling you...
- now make a setting with Anna. - Whom?
Anna, with Anna.
Rascal!
- Just because he came after me and then... - I know, I know.
- I want to write something. - Why has sir called us in the cabin?
See, he has not called us, he has called the three of you.
And yes they were going to add the internal...
- he must have called to cut yours. - Why should we go there?
- Come on, let's go. - What if I did something?
Guys, come with us.
Baby, baby our hashtag love's corner.
Sir has not come as yet.
Like?
What is smelling? Which spray is it?
- Oh, this is not a spray. - It is smelling a lot.
It is father's.
I have to take it to the lab to test but the bottle cracked.
Then do you have to get our nose to test it?
Give me the bottle!
Kabir what are you doing?
I am not doing anything right now.
Don't do this, Kabir let it be!
Don't do that. I am just putting your bottle out.
- Oh you! - Kabir!
Don't do, It's my father's.
Nonsense! This is my bottle, give.
No sir this bottle was not actually yours. -Give.
Give I told you isn't it? You are frying my brain!
You don't touch my bottle.
Hi Anna!
Hi sir!
This Chintan's house is like heritage home only. -Okay.
You must visit.
Sure, I will.
- You are saying no! - Yes sir.
- Kabir! - Yes sir,
You have to take Anna and go in the street...
and show her the old monuments there okay.
No, no.
What is your problem?
Sir, this anger of yours...
what should I say, think it as water and spill it, spill it.
Do you understand Global warming?
Can't throw even one drop of water.
- It's already spilled! - Means?
Drink it sir but leave two drops...
I have to get my father's diabetes report done.
Nonsense!
Out! I said out!
Get out!
Oh really! Ok you have to show me the mosque and temple.
Ya that tomorrow. You see this first, one hundred and fifty years old...
- French bungalow. - This one is French architecture. Nice.
It is superb!
Hey does some still stay here. - Now this has been converted into a heritage hotel.
Brother, why are these lanes so quiet?
Is there a curfew here?
When Sartaj brother comes out it is like curfew only.
Okay.
- Oh no! - What happened?
Click this picture, it will be useful.
Yes, I am going to shoot that.
What is this American doing here?
You wait here...
- I am coming. - Okay.
Good!
You are watching the city and...
- and the city is watching you. - Sorry?
Not sorry! Stealing, stealing of the heart.
Marriages settle homes, and heart the whole city.
- Wow! - Who made Ahemedabad?
Ahmedabad?
When the dog came on the rabbit!
No!
When Ahmed Shah fell in love with Asha Bill's daughter Teja.
Then for her he made this city.
Wow!
That's nice. -Just for his wife Teja! That's really beautiful.
Teja must have also been as beautiful as you.
Thank you!
On this topic we should click a selfie.
Why not!
Lover, you also come.
"The fun is our favorite and the people are fun loving."
"That is our awesome Ahemdabad."
"Murmur of the boats where fun flows."
"That is our Ahemdabad."
"The lanes are small but life is chic."
"All the time the locks of the door are open."
"Standing temples sitting mosques this is a walking Dargah."
"Pockets are empty still we are Ahmed Shah."
"Huge doors and tall forts."
"This is a high tide of happiness and a low tide of tears."
"Beautiful stories in the intricate carvings."
"The days are shining and the nights are shining."
This lane that lane there are lanes everywhere which lane to go we are trapped.
"Nice talks and tickles which make us laugh."
"Laughing playing loved by everyone."
"Awesome Ahemdabad."
"There are group chats on the veranda and the betel leaf store are like Google."
"Bugels play at small things."
"Girl from Maninagar and dude from Satellite."
"Her style is solid and her attitude is solid."
"Hundred percent, hundred percent it will be done don't worry."
"No no I don't have change I have hundred rupee note."
"Your mine everybody's beloved awesome Ahemadabad."
"Prayers and blessings from Baba Manek."
"Nobody's evil eye should fall on my city."
"A free man a free spirit."
"A sea of events."
"Whatever is outside is also inside."
"You are Gandhi you are monkey."
"My God my God my God my God."
- It's very nice. - Yes.
Why don't they make these houses into museums?
There is no life in a museum.
This street is the life's love song.
I don't know, means?
Means, from one roof to another, from one window to another...
and from one eye to another eye the life's love song reaches.
It's so connected.
Connected like social network?
- No. - No!
Cultural network.
Hey!
Wow that's pretty flowers actually.
You want it?
Yeah.
One minute.
One minute it fell down. I will put it.
Hey!
Anna wants it.
Blushing, blushing. See it's simple Kabir...
Put the flowers and hug her.
You will know her interest immediately, hashtag catch it.
Means?
Means I will make you understand,
see if you hug her and she leaves then you forget it...
but if she catches you and waits for you to leave then...
then the party is interested.
Oh madam see this flying saucer.
Oh madam see it once atleast, oh madam.
My bag! Kabir!
What happened?
Please help!
- What happened? - I don't know.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Hey!
Argh!
Hey!
If a purse is stolen you cannot file a complain, you all go.
Sir, sir there were a lot of expensive things in it.
Have you stolen it?
No I have not stolen it.
Then how do you know?
Oh Choudhary, the youth of today are really something...
when we were young we used to look inside the girls heart,
they look inside the purse.
Sir, I filed the FIR, please search for my purse.
- Name? - Anna!
Whose?
Full name?
Anabelle Goldsmith!
She looks like a goldsmith.
Sir!
Anna is her nick name.
- Are you her husband? - No!
Sir all nick names are like that.
For example my nick name is Neelkanth.
- Neelkanth? - Yes.
In the twelfth standard I went mad behind a girl of my village...
I had consumed a little poison that's why.
Yes, where do you stay? Country?
America!
- Works done! - What?
- Will I get my purse? - One minute!
This is a latest Apple phone from from America.
In this install the Pokemon game.
Here, do it take.
I actually came to file a FIR here.
Oh, if the police helps you, won't you help the police?
Anna do it once. - Yes? - Okay.
And anyway the people from America are very clever.
Fine. It's done.
Will it be done? Hundred percent?
- Yes? - Yeah.
Now when we find your purse we will call you. Go now.
- That's it? - Oh sir!
Oh what will we do keeping your purse here?
I told you once to go. The matter is over.
If we find it we will call you. Go!
Sir, you have asked them to go right now.
But when you will get a phone from the embassy, you will have to do their work.
Oh we will see at that time. Hey Choudhary let's go to catch Pokemon.
- Guys everything lost. - We cannot do anything.
Even my passport, my money, credit card,
bracelet everything is in one damn little bag.
How could I be so stupid?
Anna, you will find it. Something will happen.
- Tell her. - How will it be found?
- I hope for the best obviously but... - You are giving false hopes.
Atleast Rustom has been paid the rent.
I'll have a place to stay atleast.
Anna actually...
- actually there is a problem. - What?
Rustom, you will not be able to go and stay Rustom's place.
What do you mean?
Actually your money is with me only...
tell her.
- It has been spent. - What?
Is it a joke or what?
No actually...
I trusted you my money for my flat, what have you done?
I will do some setting for your money.
What setting? You lost my money, what talking?
It's crazy!
But your money, I am worried about you I will do some setting.
You are not worried about me!
Where will I go alone in this city in the night?
I don't have anyone in this city I am alone.
I am doing something about the money.
- Why is she not understanding? - Peace, talk peacefully.
You can't do anything first of all...
and I will complain about you also in the police station tomorrow.
Understood! -What to do, the police will not do anything about the money.
I don't care you just go back and leave me alone.
She will complain to the police?
But she is saying it because she is not understanding.
- Do one thing, she will not understand... - But you.
- You take her to your house. - Yeah get lost!
I should take her to my house?
You are also a fraud partner?
No! and he is also not.
He gave me the money to pay my visa fee.
So that Aditi and I can get married.
He didn't tell me anything.
He did not want me to feel ashamed that is why he kept shut.
Terrific!
Anna just don't worry.
Have some faith in us, we will pay you your money.
And arrangements for you to stay will also be made. -Where?
At Kabir's girlfriends house.
Get some onions!
Take my order.
Is there anyone one on table four?
This is Kalakar here. The passport has come.
But how will I believe it?
I have sent you photo's on whatsapp you will get them within two days.
Live! live! live.
If you want to live more, then don't make it three days.
[UTENSILS CLATTER]
One plate of Gujarati food.
Give me sweet curd.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Move your attention have sweet curd.
Very nice dear.
You will not find your purse if you stay hungry.
Have your food.
Are you Kabirs relative?
No!
Son and daughter-in-law had left me to die and went away.
Kabir looked after me.
He is more than a son to me.
But...
now I don't have faith in any relation.
I can understand.
I was eight years when my mom left me.
She is Gujarati and my father is American.
But, how will any mother leave a small daughter and go?
She has been divorced that's why.
You must be meeting your mom isn't it?
Not really.
It's been twelve years,
there is no talk nothing I haven't spoken to her.
But why?
I don't know. I want to ask my mom.
Why did she leave me in the first place?
See, whatever questions you have in your mind go and ask them.
That's true! It's my convocation.
I will get a degree my mom dad will come.
That means you will meet your mom after twelve years?
Ya, I have planned a small family trip.
- That's what I want. - Wow!
You will be able to stay with your mother.
Yes, finally I can ask her.
Why did she leave me.
I really need to speak to her
but now I lost my passport, my bag is gone now it's such a mess.
Don't worry.
Kabir will puts his hand in his happy pocket there will definatly be some magic.
- You will get your purse. - I hope so.
Happy pocket!
Okay I'm very hungry actually. You made this?
You carry on.
Sweetheart! Oh sweetheart!
Sweetheart open the door.
Your drama has increased.
Don't show so much attitude, open the door.
Anna!
Hi! I'm sorry.
No you're not.
I'm sorry.
Hey hero! Give me my reports.
And take your parcel away, she is very sweet.
Kabir, I overreacted.
It's not your fault that my purse got stolen.
Yes, thanks.
But...
If I don't find my purse then it's going to be your fault.
Come on, we will look for your purse. Come on.
Fine!
How are we going?
[BIKE ENGINE]
What?
Hey come on get down!
- What happened? - Come on.
Come on.
Where?
[VEHICLE PASSING]
Four teas.
Where did your purse get stolen from?
Why?
We will hunt for it.
In the police station you were laughing at me and now you will find my purse, really?
Sir, we do not have anything to give you.
Oh we do not want anything.
You will not do anything without a reason boss.
See, my daughter is in America.
There was a robbery in her store.
The police there caught the thieves' immediately.
If they take care of my daughter...
then I should take care of their daughter or not?
Take four cutting.
Thank you sir.
Tell him thank you.
To catch a thief you have to think like a thief.
What did you have in the purse?
- Some papers. - He must have thrown those away.
- What else? - Passport.
Passport? He must have kept it carefully.
Bracelet like this.
I will click a picture of this bracelet and circulate it amongst all jewellers.
Once someone comes to sell it, we can catch him and put him behind bars.
Also smart phone.
Oh, America's expensive smart phone.
Oh, these kind of phones go to only one place to be sold. -What are you saying?
I have seen that place, come on.
- Come on. - Come on.
Awesome, this thief is superb.
Hey I am not here to get my daughter married.
Tell me the location of the phone.
Location keeps changing constantly.
Hey bro!
How to hunt for this man?
I don't know about the man but the stolen phone will come here only.
If someone comes here with this model of the phone you inform me first.
Man, I buy and sell stolen phones.
You won't get anything besides that.
Hey, do you want to business or not?
Business is going good and it will go on.
Yes I have given your sir a latest phone.
Put me behind bars in his case.
Oh no!
This is troublesome.
Come on sir.
This man is useless.
Hey dude! If I get the phone you will get the first chance.
I will give it to you in half the market value price. Take it.
What are you talking about half?
This man is only oversmart, come on.
- Come on. - The thief will come here only.
Thief!
- Hey, hey wait! - Get out of here!
- Relax, relax. - I will kill you.
Listen, it's my business to lift my hand.
Not yours understood.
Last time you came,
you went away while I was sleeping and took three thousand rupees.
Idiot!
What do you understand?
How many do I have to sleep to earn three thousand.
You sleep and earn, I stay awake and earn. Listen...
I had taken three thousand right?
I have got something worth fifteen thousand. See this.
It's imported.
Where did you steal it from thief?
Oh this is nothing...
I am going to steal in 'Navratri'.
Listen...
- Don't call me thief. - Then what?
I am an artist, this is my business.
If you do your business then I have to do mine.
Is it?
Come on.
Hey...
What is your name?
Montu!
Last time you told me Atul.
Do you tell your clients your real name?
What have you got drawn on your hand?
My parents had got it drawn in my childhood.
My parents went up, this is the last sign.
I am thinking of removing it.
- Then? - But my heart does not agree.
There are always problems if you listen to the heart.
Is it?
Then who to listen to?
Mine.
Her business is going better than mine.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Sometimes you have to listen to the heart.
Twenty rupees.
Hey! Scrap!
Yes I'm coming, reached near Hanumanji Temple.
Yes I'm coming, I'm coming in five minutes.
I am going here...
Come here, we have to keep an eye on all those who come in and go properly...
and once the thief is here we have to run and catch him.
One minute, one minute. Will you run?
But?
You don't worry about running, I will run...
you just keep an eye, that's it.
But not like that Kabir, how will we recognise the thief?
- Yes, we do not remember his face. - Yes.
Yes I remember the tattoo on his hand.
- Superb! - Great!
See, once you see the thief start screaming.
What happened?
Not screams, not screams.
- Make signs like this. - Signs, very nice.
Yes, now we should start work.
Both of you go that side...
- and you come with me. - Yes come.
Come on, come on, come Anna.
- Hey, hey. - Hey quiet!
Where are you looking?
- Keep your attention there. - Hashtag James Bond.
Scrap to sell!
Not him.
Tell me sir, your name is my name.
What 'Navratri'?
No, no nothing on the first day of 'Navratri'.
Hey what are you saying?
No work will be done, no work.
What? Anything new?
In new things, something nice has come in hand.
Put, put. Leave, leave.
Thief! Thief!
- Hey! Stop! - Wait!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
"The lanes are small but life is chic."
"All the time the locks of the door are open."
"The lanes are small but life is chic."
"All the time the locks of the door are open."
"Standing temples sitting mosques this is a walking Dargah."
"Pockets are empty still we are Ahmed Shah."
Hey!
"This is Ahmedabad."
"Huge doors and tall forts."
"This is a high tide of happiness and a low tide of tears."
"Huge doors and tall forts."
"This is a high tide of happiness and a low tide of tears."
"Beautiful stories in the intricate carvings."
"The days are shining and the nights are shining"
[GASPS]
"Ahemdabad."
Oh!
Kabir come on!
Anna!
Kabir!
Hold, hold!
Keep your eyes open Kabir.
Kabir keep your eyes open.
- Kabir keep your eyes open. - Kabir wake up.
Kabir wake up!
Kabir!
Someone call up! Kabir!
Kabir!
Thank god the bottle did not hit the girl.
There her head would have burst...
and here our fate.
The thief was supposed to be caught that's why we hit it.
A deer never attacks a lion.
Where you have to run, you have to run.
If that foreigner girl would have got hit by the bottle...
then we would have been in trouble.
Daughter you get ready.
You have to go to America in two days.
I am not going father.
You will have to go daughter.
You will have to go.
Why so much father?
Don lives in debauchery...
and dies in an encounter.
No film is ever made on anyone who dies on the bed.
Who is mine in America, father?
I will be all alone.
Here you have a father...
there you have a Godfather.
It's an old relation.
Hey make her a American.
She should look like the Godfather's daughter.
And as soon as Kabir saw the thief...
Anna and Kabir ran after him.
Then even me and the constable sir ran after them.
And running in the twisted lanes.
- Is it paining? - Yes.
It's not paining here, but here.
Man even now so filmy?
Oh if I am hurt here it will hurt there only isn't it?
Whatever! The bottle was hitting me.
Why did you come in the way.
So you do not come on my head that's why.
- As in? - As in...
if the bottle would have hit you the US embassy would not have given you a visa...
and you would have to stay here. Then we would have to tolerate you, right?
So mean? You are waiting for me to return back so soon.
We will be in a hurry for you to return back.
Fine so then when I leave...
- will you give me a parting gift? - I will give it to you immediately.
I will put my hand in the happy pocket like this
and immediately happiness will come out.
Oh!
Then would I handle Kabir or catch the thief? - Shyam, Shyam, Shyam!
Do you remember this card?
This is that...
look alike passport agent's card.
Correct!
That means if Ana's purse has been stolen it has been stolen for the passport.
- Yes! - Yes.
There are complaints of five passports being stolen recently.
Correct! It's this only.
Yes! Even I was thinking...
that a small thief would not attack in return.
Surely there is a big gang involved in this.
But why my passport?
Anna your passport is useful.
Who and how,
the 'Chapti' agent will tell us.
Sir, they are a millionaire's they want to go to America.
I want to show my wife America.
Then lets show it.
At a snap of a finger.
Oh give twenty five, and go.
Oh for the wife why twenty five I will give you fifty.
Then in sixty lakhs Bahamas...
from Bahamas to Mexico in a boat, and
from Mexico you cross the border and reach America.
No my wife will not be comfortable.
Then let's send her in the look alike at a snap of the finger.
Look alike? - Someone with a beautiful face like your wife's
get her passport...
at a snap of a finger.
[MOBILE RINGING]
But God must have done some difference in the face isn't it?
Oh, sir...
should match a bit, otherwise we will make it look fat or thin.
But not like that, what if we get caught at the airport?
Oh, we have a setting with the pusher.
What is a pusher?
Pusher means, in Ahemedabad there is only one pusher
who has a setting with a immigration officer.
He will make you stand at the airport window, means...
that the stamp is put at the snap of a finger, okay!
Yes, but if someone catches us at the American airport then?
Question! -But if you do not have to get off at the American airport...
then you will need a two number American passport sir, at a snap of a finger.
Means, means?
From here to London, from London to Canada...
there the American passport people do not need a visa.
You can go by road to America from Canada.
There is no problem at a snap of a finger.
Get me a duplicate passport here.
There is.
There is a American passport in the market.
No it has not been sold as yet.
If we get it in a day or two it's fine otherwise forget about it.
No, no I will give you a cheque then you can do
the setting fast at a snap of a finger.
No... there you cannot snap your finger.
They are very dangerous people.
Answer your phone atleast. - What happened? - Run fast from here.
Police is coming.
At the US border a truck...
got stuck, in that six of our people suffocated and died.
Not six five have died. You relax!
You people go from here or else...
police will harass you unnecessarily.
What I am saying is that in a day or two we will do
something about the American passport.
You go at a snap of a finger. You come here.
Come on why are you sitting here?
Come on.
You come here.
What is all this?
This passport racket thing is something really dangerous man.
What are we getting ourselves into?
No, no will have to think about something.
We will have to think about something.
Exactly, you know they can kill people, it's not like...
I mean, maybe we should rethink...
and understand what's happening.
Like I, hold on...
US number.
That's strange.
Just a second, yeah.
Hello?
Hello, Anna?
- Hello? - Hello Anna?
Hello?
Anna?
Doll!
My doll!
- Mom! - Yes.
Mom after twelve years?
Yes child.
After twelve long years.
Why you never called before?
If I would have spoken...
then I would not have been able to stay without meeting you.
Then why did you leave me?
After the divorce...
I did not have a job, money or house. I did not have anything child.
And to take you and go...
there was no place like that for me.
That is why I left you with your dad.
Mom! I've gone through so much.
You know I've so many things but...
but I did not get your love and affection mom.
- This is important! - Yes!
I may not be a good mom!
I am not a good mom!
But I love you my child.
I really love you.
I got to know from your dad...
that you are in some problem in Ahmedabad.
I could not control myself.
And I just called you.
I lost my passport...
I'm alone I don't know what to do.
I'm completely lost here.
Don't worry child.
Ahmedabad is your mom's city.
Your uncle's place will not take anything from you.
You will get it. Don't worry.
I've been trying, I'm really trying mom.
Yes child, now you come back to US soon.
The love of all these years...
I want to do it together.
I miss you my doll.
Me too, mom.
Mom!
- Mother! - Doll!
- My child. - Please, please...
See me soon mom!
- Mom! Mom! - Bye!
[MOBILE BUSY TONE] Hello! Shit!
Kabir my mom!
My mom! Kabir!
I so want to see her. I want to go home.
I can't do this anymore.
[BICYCLE BELL]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
"You came in my dreams slowly."
"You tweet."
"You touched my lonely life."
"You made it sweet."
"You came in my dreams slowly."
"You tweeted."
"You touched my lonely life."
"You made it sweet."
"In my memory, in my talks."
"In my songs only you."
"In my memory, in my talks."
"In my songs only you."
"Suddenly you post on the face."
"Smile."
"Opens closed feelings."
"Anklet."
"I will do my first date from eyes"
"I will wait for lives if you say"
"I will do my first date from eyes"
"I will wait for lives if you say."
"In your how sweet."
"In my back seat."
"In your lets meet only me."
"In your how sweet."
"In my back seat."
"In your lets meet."
"Only me."
"You came in my dreams slowly."
"You tweeted."
"You touched my lonely life."
"You made it sweet."
"In my memory,."
"In my talks."
"In my songs only you."
"In my memory."
"In my talks."
"In my songs."
"Only you"
[BIRD CHIRPING]
Kabir this kite tattoo...
is not modern.
On the hand it has to be indigenous only baby.
Modern girls get tattoos done everywhere.
- I am talking about the design baby. - Come on show me.
Kabir! - Check this. - I am here!
I'm here, I have got, got!
I have got confirmed news.
About the pusher...
I have come with all the information.
Wow! So fast!
Oh that 'chapti' agent had said that...
to do a setting with the immigration officer...
there is only one pusher in the whole city.
Yes, yes, yes. - So we got the lead right? - Awesome!
Name, Pankaj! Age, thirty five years.
Tall and broad.
He wears simple clothes but has a colourful life.
He spends money like water.
And yes...
he is mad after Audi cars.
He is very fond of fair girls.
He will spend five to twenty five rupees after them.
And every evening he has a room booked in the hotel.
He will be caught from there only.
No, no. Anna say no.
Okay.
Come on! Come on!
From nineteen hundred and ninety...
there are six bullets in this.
- Should I do one in your name? - No! No!
Passport?
I don't have it right now.
It is in a safe place.
You don't teach me the story of a monkey and a crocodile...
that the heart is at home.
Behind this passport...
there are a lot of people.
Police is also behind me.
If I get caught even you will not get the passport.
Give me two days...
I will give you the passport.
And if it becomes a third day then?
Then one bullet will be on me, okay?
Go, I will give you two days.
Let him go.
Is he a man or a tower.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Oh! shit!
He took the bullets from my gun.
Keep an eye on him.
He could be making a fool of us.
Kabir, - Anna, means...
Anna are you seriously...
means seriously you want to go there?
I mean!
Stop worrying.
No, there means just...
think once.
Once...
- think once. - I'm hundred percent sure.
Anna you and that
pusher both of you in one room
will be alone.
I mean, I will not be there. Both of you alone, no one else.
I mean you and that pusher alone in the room.
Kabir!
If I don't wish...
then no one
can touch me.
Okay.
Don't take tension.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Should we?
Hey come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on, come on.
Come on!
Let's have fun.
You wanna play?
Let's play baby!
Like we play hide and seek in Kankariya, we will play like that.
Snake! What?
Like in movies they tie a cloth on the eyes...
and play like animals, we will play that.
Correct.
Oh, blindfold!
Yeah! -Of course a blind fold. Come baby!
Okay!
- Yeah! Yeah! - Yes, so now...
find me.
Yes, come, come, come.
Here I come my beautiful.
It's going very good. Come, come.
Where are you my cat?
'Meow', 'meow'.
'Meow' 'meow'
Where are you my 'koyal'?
Come, come.
I had called a 'koyal' where did this dog come from?
Monkey, my dear monkey come here.
Come to me.
- Come to me. - Catch me!
Come, come I'm here now.
Come here.
You have to find me baby!
Then will hide in the bedroom...
- I'm coming just for you. - Where did you go?
In two seconds.
You wait my love.
My cat!
Where did you run away with my fair girl. I am saying you wait.
Completely bogus man, if he was in front of me I would have...
But not like that, you do what you have to do right now.
- Anna, you're okay? - Yeah.
- Give me your laptop password. - No love no tension.
What? What?
Hashtag parrot. You let that go, scan your data.
Shyam am I tension for you?
Am I tension for you?
- You do not understand. - Oh, Anna...
- Your doggie is right behind us. - What?
Hey! - Drive faster please. - Okay, okay.
Hey wait!
Aditi please ride fast come on.
Relax, relax. Hey you take a turn from ahead.
Oh wait!
Hey!
Guys it's all because of me.
It's not scanning.
Hey where are you going with my fair girl?
Hey, boxer, vest! Where are you going?
Take as much as money you want but let me go.
He has taken my fair girl.
Sir, he is giving you bribe.
Let him give. I want to see...
how will he give me the money?
[UTENSILS CLATTER]
How are you? Fine.
- Yes. - Please give me tea.
Just see the old account.
- Really? - Write it.
Okay.
Let's finish it. Give me the diary.
Yes I will give it to you.
Diary, diary, diary.
I am speaking.
I had said no then also why did you send men behind me?
Make a toilet paper of your attitude
and give me the passport.
Ten lakhs.
We had spoken about three.
Risk has increased so money has also increased.
Yesterday someone stole the pusher's purse and mobile.
The police is after me like a dog.
I will disappear for five days.
Remember...
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
ten lakhs.
Rascal!
The mouse has drunk opium!
Hey, look for his house!
Give me the diary.
Hey I can't find the diary.
- Keep it for tomorrow. - No problem.
It's not there in this.
Oh I am scanning since twelve hours, I have not found anything.
It's only that for eight hours.
It's not possible. Look for it. look for it.
- You will find something. - Don't sit there and talk,
- come here and see there is nothing. - Yes, show.
See!
My brains have fried.
These are stars, what else can it be?
I have also seen stars in these papers somewhere.
One minute, show show.
See this.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven, seven.
Seven, seven, seven.
What is this game boss? -I got the lead!
I got the lead. Seven star.
Seven star.
Seven on seven.
Bachchan's film.
A game to set a look alike of Bachchan, instead of Bachchan.
Hey, don't act smart give a solution.
Hey you know what I think this is seven star hotel.
I am thinking something. You wait.
Hey fool, there is no seven star hotel in whole Gujarat.
I give up! I don't know.
No, no. Some village, some...
lane, some street...
There has to be something.
Very true.
Something to do with... - A complete strange colour comes up on canvas.
Here he comes.
From the bill of a mouse...
there is a tunnel.
There is a lot of tension right now.
Don't give us more tension. Go and sleep. Go!
This is everyday's problem.
Oh our whole Titanic is about to sink and this...
wants to draw Vincent duffer!
That...
I will kill him.
Oh how many time should I tell you to go right now.
He is drawing.
Brains are...
Seven sages.
I telling you for the last time. Go from here.
One minute.
But he does not understand.
Say, say what are you saying?
Say, say what are you trying to say.
There is a community..
It's always moving.
In the olden days they...
know the direction in the night and to
know the time...
they would make use of the Seven Sages.
Kabir...
this design is like that tattoo only.
Oh this tattoo is in that guy's hand.
This community's...
hey, get up.
What, what? What about the community?
What about the community?
To the eldest boy of the community...
this tattoo would be done.
Ahmedabad.
- No, no! - Listen to me, what about Ahmedabad?
- Ahmedabad, Ahmedabad! - In Ahmedabad till now...
about twenty families...
were there.
Do they have any location, any place?
No, no.
These people continuously...
keep moving.
But yes...
Most of the times...
they are around the railway station or.
ST bus stops.
Around...
Oh! he's gone.
One minute, one minute.
Aditi...
Make me a tattoo like this exactly here.
Yes okay, will do it.
[BICYCLE BELL]
[SHOUTS]
"You only you."
"Become a giver with a giver."
"You are with a beggar."
"You only you."
"Become a giver with a giver."
"You are with a beggar."
"You will ask if you have to."
"You are dear only you."
"You only you."
"You steal with the thief's."
"You are with the rascals."
"You run away after stealing."
"The one to catch you is only you."
"You only you."
- Have you seen this drawing anywhere? - No, I have not.
Makes me enjoy my boy makes me enjoy!
Makes me enjoy!
My boy makes me enjoy!
Nice!
[UTENSILS CLATTER]
- Hey! - Yes?
Give me two plain cutting.
I will get it.
- Full one please. - Yes I will get a full one.
We can sit here!
Oh will you have eat in a saucer or you are fine with this?
I will take in whatever you give it in.
It's special love right?
That's nice.
Is this aunty yours?
Mine? No, no.
She is my friend.
This aunty is so white.
I want to hug her.
- What do you want to do? - Hug.
Please come, so cute.
Come on.
Give him something from your happy pocket.
From the happy pocket...
- comes out happiness. - Chocolate.
Oh I saw this tattoo on the mouse uncle.
What?
Mouse uncle?
Oh he is our new neighbour.
He has come two stay since two months ago.
Now he comes in the night and goes away in the day.
That is why we named him mouse.
Mouse. But what is his real name?
Oh God knows his real name.
Now, because he plays with these kids, that's why...
there is a bit of recognition.
Son, will you take us to the mouse uncle's house?
No, won't find.
Like that if you go a little left from here his house comes immediately.
But since two days there is a lock in front of the house.
Okay, thank you.
Come Anna, come, come.
Let's go.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Don Sartaj...
will now steal in a thief's house.
No, no guys that's not a good idea.
It is a very nice idea.
We will enter in the night only.
In the night two o'clock.
Hey, what if we get caught?
Who will catch us...
police?
Then what we don't do anything?
Take you face masks.
But why do we need to hide our faces?
So that no one recognises us.
No one should make a noise there.
No one should wake up in the neighbourhood.
We are going to break the lock on the door and go in.
We will go in from the back door.
[TRAIN HORN]
Hey, this is a very dangerous place.
Yes, -In this entire city there is nothing more dangerous than Don Sartaj.
Yes! Yes!
Move!
Oh, hey! [OBJECT CLATTERS] - [GASPS]
Skeleton!
[SIGHS]
Oh this really looks like a dangerous place.
Do you see these three doors?
Each of you three go into each one.
Yes. - Come on, come on. - And you boy's
- wear a mask and go. - Yes.
- So that no one recognises you. - Does not recognise.
Yes.
- Come on go. - Yes.
Don't waste time.
- Can you see? - You see yours, go.
Yes.
Where should I go?
I will get inside this.
[DOOR OPENED]
Oh!
- Hurry up! - Yes, yes.
- [DOOR CLOSED] - [CRICKET CHIRPING]
Is this a house or a store room?
There is so much luggage.
Really if there is a raid here...
- then half Ahemdabad will get goods. - Sir?
Right now if we get her passport that's enough.
I am getting scared.
There is passport in front of fear.
We will have to look for it or not?
Kabir, why do I feel that
besides us there is someone else in the house. Hashtag getting scared!
Who hit me?
No one saw, then it is fine.
- Hail Goddess mother. - All the best.
It is so dark here.
Watch your step Kabir.
- Oh. - Be careful.
Don't worry.
I am behind you.
Oh really?
Come on.
Let's look for the passport.
Yeah!
Is he a thief or a scrap dealer.
He is not a scrap dealer...
he is full of mischief.
[GASPS]
Kabir it's a huge house, I don't think we can find anything.
We will have to search for it right?
Do one thing...
you go that way I will go this way.
Okay fine.
This is very tight.
Come on.
So?
Did you find anything? - No, you? - Yes.
- You got the passport? - No, no, no.
There are two three cupboards there.
We might find it there.
- Yes, let's go then. - Come on.
Open!
Sim card?
Okay whatever I found is fine.
Anyways there was no balance. My work is done.
[GASPS]
The whole city's garbage is here.
Sometimes you find gold in the garbage also.
My mom used to tell me that.
[DOG BARKING]
- Did you find the passport? - No we did not.
We did not find anything.
Oh God! How much more will you test us?
Now give us the passport.
Fill my bag, O Muhammad!
- I’ll not go back empty handed.. - Who is singing at this time?
Passport!
He fulfilled our wish.
Come on.
Oh my ghosh!
Kabir, passports.
Come, - come on.
Look all the passports must be inside only, check please.
I've seen it ten times.
We checked all the passports so many times,
Anna's passport is not there in this.
How is this possible?
Come on we will go to the house once and look for it. Let's go.
Hey, hey. -Do you have a mind or is it a toilet seat.
That man must be waiting there.
I took all of them out.
There is nothing there.
Where can Anna's passport go?
From the cover will come out...
passport!
Daughter!
See what your father has got for you.
HIs dream is over.
He got the passport.
Thank you father.
I will wear petticoat, blouse, red mark on my
forehead, bangles. I will wear everything and go.
You will wear petticoat and blouse and go to America?
Not America father I will go for dancing.
- Dancing? - You are only sending me.
This is a passport to send you to America.
This is not a passport father...
this is a pass for dancing.
Oh!
Oh no!
Again he fooled me.
Brother, when did your sister deliver a boy?
Should we start the make up?
Leave the makeup, hold this pass.
Come completely ready.
- This time I want to go. - Sure?
[WATER DRIBBLING]
Oh man! [BIRDS CHIRPING]
Anna I'm sorry I could not find your passport. [UTENSILS CLATTER]
Kabir, It's alright. I know you've done a lot, but...
sometimes everything is not in our hand.
I lost my purse, my research could not get complete, but it's okay.
Anna I am thinking that...
from the thief's house only your passport was not found.
You stop worrying about it. We will find another solution it's okay.
Anna I hate to say but it's an end.
No, it's not.
We will look for it again. We can do something.
Don't fool yourself Anna.
Whatever has happened has happened, you have lost your passport now forget about it.
[GLASS CLATTERS]
Son, if you get angry, eyes shut...
and you cannot see what is in front of you.
That is why relax and open your eyes.
You will find the solution.
I want to sell this bracelet.
Sit for two minutes I will find out the rate. -Yes.
Hello sir! That bracelet has come.
- Tell me! - Hey!
I am a prostitute.
Not a thief.
Then why did you go sell a stolen bracelet!
Someone had given it to me!
- Who? - I don't know!
Any person...
without any identification
will give you the jewellery just like that?
Sir, people who come in our business do not give identification.
But he must be having a name or not?
Atul, Montu, Salim, Ravi...
Every time he would give different names.
You will not understand like that. Speak! No! No!
No, please don't hit her.
Oh, these people deserve two slaps.
Please, please one minute. Please talk without hitting.
This... he also had...
something drawn like this.
Yes!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
This design?
When he came the last time...
he was talking about doing a big robbery during 'Navratri'.
Do you remember his face?
I remember it very well.
- Then I will make a sketch of him. - Perfect.
Yes. Useless!
He went away taking my hard earned money.
- You make. - You tell me.
Face oval shaped...
and he had small eyes.
Curly hair...
very thick curly hair...
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Hello?
This is Kalakar speaking. Ten lakhs!
It's ready, but this time you will give me the passport in my hand.
Okay, but you will have to come where I tell you to come.
You tell me the place and time.
In the night come to the 'Navratri' on the ground.
- Alone! - Okay.
This is Kalakar's last show.
Nine to twelve, sent to God!
- Oh! I can't wait to go inside! - I think...
Hey hero, 'Garba' with girlfriend?
Looks like setting has been done.
Hey Kabir! Even he also understood.
Come on, hashtag puller.
"The drums of Navratri are playing."
"There is dancing in my mind and restlessness in the body."
One minute come here.
See this face properly.
We have to catch him.
Okay.
Right! Let's go. - Come on. - Lets go.
"It is the colour of fun, then we will have fun and enjoy."
"Hashtag backless petticoat and blouse."
"Then we will have fun and enjoy."
"Radha is foreigner and Kahnji is native."
"The whole village has come today leaving their senses."
"On the beats of the drum with the lover."
"Come to play 'Raas'."
"On the beats of the drum with the lover."
"Come to play Raas."
"Moving the smooth peacock feather."
"Kahnji saw Radha."
"In every vein shyness burst"
"and the crazy Radha lost herself."
"And the crazy Radha lost herself."
"Oh man with passion."
"Oh man with passion coloured in your colour."
"The dancers went crazy today."
"On the beats of the drum with the lover."
"Come to play Raas."
"On the beats of the drum with the lover."
"Come to play Raas."
"Anklets make noise in the foot."
"Your bangles make noise in the hand."
Hey thief! thief!
Hey Kabir, come here.
- Hey! - What? What happened?
Enough of dancing, we have to look for the thief.
Hello! It's me.
Come to the water stall with the money.
You wait there...
I am coming.
"Someone give me a clap."
Oh, you don't do a recharge of ten rupees for us and you will give him ten lakhs?
This bag is very heavy.
Hey sparrow, money has no weight...
there are stones in this.
"Today the lover dances in a garba."
- Hey baby! - Hey!
- Where will baby come here from? - No, no.
- Must be someone else. - Baby is not here.
Come on towards the water stall.
He had asked us to come here only.
This thief is very cunning.
Find him from anywhere.
You go there...
and you go there.
And sparrow stand near me.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
He catch him, catch him.
He is molesting!
It's not me!
It's not me! It's not me!
That thief is not seen.
Those two are also missing.
Don't know what is happening here.
Where will we look for him?
- Look over there. - Where is he?
Oh!
Today everyone has gathered here only.
Hey!
Now the mouse has come in the trap.
Will you give the passport and die or like that only.
Passport in in the dashboard of the scooter and...
- the scooter is in the parking. - Come on to the parking.
Relax, relax.
A man has taken a gun and gone towards the parking.
- Let's follow guys. - Come on let's go fast.
Looks like our hero is in problem.
Come on let's go.
Here, here.
Hey Kabir!
This is the same thief, why are you standing here. Let's catch him.
You can't go like that. Wait can't you see?
- There is a gun here. - Shit!
Relax, relax.
Hello! Mr. Constable?
Come to the parking.
- It's here only. - Where is it?
Where did it go? -Come on, come on. Let's go to the parking.
Come, come Anna.
Where is the scooter?
Here...
It was here only.
It has been stolen.
Passport gone.
Now you're gone!
You really made a fool of me.
Will count till three.
One!
Two!
And count the rest in the heaven!
Father!
- Hey baby! - Father I am going with him!
Baby stop!
From now on do not worry about me. - Stop them! - Catch her!
- Let's go! - Sir wait! Sir wait!
Sir police has arrived!
- Where are you running! - Leave me!
Hey!
- Bro he fell! - Catch him! Catch him!
Catch him! Catch him!
Catch him! Catch him before he runs away!
- Catch him! - You scoundrel!
You made us run like crazy! Finally we caught you!
Move! Hey hero?
Your work is done?
Thank you kids!
- Come on! - Thank you guys.
I was thinking that only how did they find me!
Slap me again!
First time I heard my heart so problem was expected!
Now it time for the stick!
Hey don't hit me, I am the one who stole the purse!
Is it? Then return the purse.
Return? Even if I had it I won't return it!
Hugh! -Hey bro! We just need the passport give it back.
Because of this passport only I am in trouble!
Now you will get the beatings!
I don't have the passport, it got stolen.
Listen, give the passport back!
If I take you to the police station...
the police men will beat you to death!
If you will not take me then I will only go to the police station.
I had taken the money and promised everyone to give the passport.
Passports got stolen.
Now everybody are after my life!
If I go to jail, at least I will be safe.
You talk too much!
[MOBILE RINGING]
Hello?
Okay!
Yeah! Yeah! Coming!
There was a call from the police station.
They have caught a don!
And he is also talking about some passport!
He has a selfie also.
I will go and check. Till then...
keep an eye on him.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
[ANKLET]
I wanted to become a don.
And became a forwarded joke of What's up.
I lost everything before starting also!
He is a lost case!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Keep your face down!
Sir, since so many days I have been coming.
If you have a story then give!
I want to make a superb...
Gujarati film on Don!
A film on don!
But in Gujarati!
So what!
Today Gujarati films are also running very much.
Gujarati Don!
- Who? - Gujarati don!
Eleven district police...
are looking for Gujarati don!
Two fools have got together!
Good morning!
Take some tea.
Hey! Have faith in me.
I could have run away, but did not!
I am telling you the truth...
I don't have her passport!
- Who has it? - That i don't know.
My house got burgled!
Theft in the thief's house!
Take!
This passport robber has put me in a lot of trouble.
Who could have robbed my house?
If I don't find him...
then I will leave this business!
Seventy-five rupees!
It's yours, keep it.
- Do you have thieves in America? - Hugh!
The thief has gone and the passport has also gone!
Hello?
Yeah! It's Anna.
Oh! Wow! That was quick. Okay! And?
Yeah! It's great news, I mean!
I didn't know what to say!
Okay!
Yeah.
Embassy called.
They calling me to Delhi. Can you arrange my...
return and then...
Whatever we were doing it, I think we don't have to do it anymore.
And is it a good news? Please tell me if you are happy please!
Happy.
Happy for you!
Go and propose her right now.
Otherwise you will regret your whole life.
Kabir!
Try and stop her once.
Why? For what?
You don't try and act smart now!
You like Anna but you don't want to tell her.
What should I tell her?
I love you! Stay back!
I really like her.
She is an American father!
Yeah!
I love you, love, feelings all of these...
is useless.
Anna!
- Take, a sari for you. - Oh!
A gift of love! -Thank you so much, it's beautiful actually. Thanks!
I will wear this.
Oh! -Right? -Thanks! - Thanks!
I am your father!
I have more experience than you, where girls are concerned.
See over there!
Her attention is towards you only.
Hey Kabir! Even Aditi does not pay so much attention!
Tell her!
Hey be fast!
The car has come!
She will miss her flight!
Kabir ready?
Kabir is ready only, you just say yes!
Anna!
Your name, your name is written!
Oh! Thanks!
So...
- Catch you soon guys, bye. - Bye child.
So I guess that's it?
Thank you for everything.
I really had a great time.
'See if you hug her and she leaves you, then forget her.'
But if she holds on and waits for you to leave her...
then she is interested boss!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Today from your happy pocket you will not give me anything?
What should I give you?
What ever you wanted you got it.
See! you are going!
Today I don't have anything to give you from my happy pocket!
Then you take care!
Bye!
Hi, I am Kabir!
- You must be Anna right? - Yeah! Kabir, hi Anna!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
Today from your happy pocket...
you will not give me anything?
What should I give you?
For one second I thought...
to put my hand in the happy pocket and some thing comes out that
you stay back permanently!
Passport!
Anna!
[WHISTLE]
I love Indian weddings!
[CHEERING]
Hey! Sweetheart!
Come on!
See everybody has come for you!
Will you say something, or keep mum!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC]
What is all this? Oh my God!
Go fast!
Hey Anna, your passport is with me!
Oh! You idiot, duffer, stupid!
- Passport is with me! - It was with you?
Yeah! I had found it in the thieves house!
I had only put the passport in your happy pocket!
Son when you are angry...
then your eyes get shut!
Then anything in front also you cannot see!
Do you have thieves in your America?
If you had got the passport then...
I mean, then why did you not go to US?
Because...
I wanted to stay with you.
I thought you will propose me and I will say yes...
But you didn't say anything so I had to come back with procession.
But your parents in US?
Parents? Here they are!
- Hi! - Say hi!
I mean!
Now the girl is ready, say yes fast!
Don't take problems, she is ready!
Sat yes! Come on Kabir!
Hey! Hashtag! You will stay a bachelor only!
Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!
Come on Kabir! What are you waiting for? Come on!
Anna!
Will you marry me?
No!
Oh! I not marry you!
- What happened? - What?
With you...
I will marry you! Duffer!
Kabir! Hashtag, life set!
"The fun is our favorite and the people are fun loving."
"That is our awesome Ahemdabad."
"Murmur of the boats where fun flows."
"That is our Ahemdabad."
"The lanes are small but life is chic."
"All the time the locks of the door are open."
"Standing temples sitting mosques this is a walking Dargah."
"Pockets are empty still we are Ahmed Shah."
"Huge doors and tall forts."
"This is a high tide of happiness and a low tide of tears."
"Beautiful stories in the intricate carvings."
"The days are shining and the nights are shining."
This lane that lane there are lanes everywhere which lane to go we are trapped.
"Nice talks and tickles which make us laugh."
"Laughing playing loved by everyone."
"Awesome Ahemdabad."
"There are group chats on the veranda and the betel leaf store are like Google."
"Bugels play at small things."
"Girl from Maninagar and dude from Satellite."
"Her style is solid and her attitude is solid."
"Hundred percent, hundred percent it will be done don't worry."
"No no I don't have change I have hundred rupee note."
"Your mine everybody's beloved awesome Ahemadabad."
You come in the house.