'Punjab..'
'The land of five water bodies.'
'Famous for tales of friendships and enemities.'
'Where they don't bow the heads for pride and honour..'
'They behead them.'
'Talking about pride..'
'..a village Rakba in Ludhiana district's..'
'..village head Diler singh's name comes on top.'
Today in the memory of Late Mr. Joginder Singh Bal..
..we have arranged for a wrestling competition..
..which you are enjoying right now.
The strongest wrestlers of India shall display their might today.
This is a sport meet where big bulls are fighting.
There you go, we have just been blessed with the presence of..
..a great personality, the pride of our locality, headman Dilar Singh.
I warmly welcome the Headman on behalf of..
..the management committee and the Bal family.
Well done.
Wrestlers eat almonds and not dry bread.
He's one of Singhara's wrestlers.
A nobody cannot defeat him.
Well done. That's what's called wrestling.
You need to have powerful thighs.
Superb! Well done, my boy!
Very good!
I'll add almonds in your milk.
Grab him, grab him through his shoulders.
What are you doing? You are Singhara's wrestler.
Grab his shoulders.
Lift him up! Yes! Now throw him down.
Very good.
Hats off to my boy.
Go for it! Turn around! Very good.
Hats off to my boy.
Is there anyone who can defeat him?
Anyone?
Is there anyone who can defeat him?
No one.
You should start wearing bangles.
In this village of eunuchs, isn't there anyone brave enough..
..who can wrestle with Singhara Singh's wrestler?
Is there anyone..who can hold this flag?
Anyone?
A village full of impotents!
How awful!
Very good, my boy!
Show him what you've got.
He claims to be like Dara Singh.
Show him what Singhara Singh's wrestlers can do.
Yes.. You..
Damn you.
I have been a headman only for 14 years.
This is what I have been doing since 24 years.
Hey!
Tell your right hand not to act smart or else if my left hand strikes..
..your ear will keep ringing all night.
Another thing.
If you've faced a thrashing by a Jatt that too during winter winds..
..then it hurts all the more.
Remember that.
Sad face.
'We are going to talk about the other pearl of the same string.'
'Dilar Singh's younger brother, Jassi.'
Look a little sad.
It is my first time as well.
Oh God, please be with us.
This is the first time we are going to give our condolences. Let's go.
Let's go, don't you want to burn the dead body?
We will. He is no Ravana that we hurry up.
We will burn him after Headman comes.
It's not like Headman is going to inaugurate something.
You are waiting for him as we wait for a minister during Dussehra (festival).
There comes headman's younger brother.
- Hello. - Hello.
Father..
I think they don't get along well with the villagers.
There is such a small turnout for condolences.
You are right.
With my folded hands, I apologise..
..as Headman couldn't be here at this hour of grief.
He has sent his younger brother..
..that is the Young Headman to share the family's sorrow.
Now I would like him to say a few words about Karnail Singh. Go on.
This is an unfortunate incident.
They too know that. It's not like they hit a jackpot.
Say something else about him.
What else do I say?
You know how he was.
No matter how bad a person is..
..you only say good things about them when they die. Yes.
Something good, huh?
He was a good person at heart.
I have never come across such a person.
He used to get sloshed and lie in the gutter..
..but would never complain to anyone.
Lambhar's dog used to lick his face everyday.
But he never complained about it to the Lambhars.
I too can vouch for that.
Yesterday at the wine shop he tried to borrow 200 rupees.
Thank God, I didn't give him any money.
How would have his family repaid this loan now?
You can ask Shindhrus.
He pinched his daughter at the fair.
Shindhrus thrashed him, but he didn't even sigh.
So then Karnail Singh gained quite a lot respect in the village.
10 buffaloes were stolen in the village some time ago.
Everyone in the village was sure that Karnail Singh stole them.
Why don't you say something as well?
That's the trust people have.
Such a good deed can be done only by Mr. Karnail Singh.
He wasn't as bad as you are making him sound.
What are you waiting for? Get them!
- Run! - Catch them!
Where did they come from!
They are insulting the dead! Come on everyone, catch them!
Remove your goggles first. Don't bang into something!
Look at them running like Milkha Singh.
Let's catch them! We won't let them go today!
Half of you cover through the other lane, on the other side!
The lane near Maggar's house. The other half follow me!
Hello.
I'd suggest you keep the engine running.
Who knows we might have to run from here as well.
Don't worry.
I come from the headman's family.
Sir, I am starving. Can I get something to eat?
What do we give you? We don't even have any hope left to give you.
- Go and sit with the others.. - Hello.
- Hello.
- Please, come.
Oh yes, we will have to give a gift here.
Yes, we can't thrash people everywhere.
We will have to give gifts at some places.
How much do I give?
Whatever you think is right.
Oh no, I don't have any change.
I have a 1000.
Look at the bride and the groom.
- They have a lot of change. - Yes.
You can ask them. Let's go.
That 100 is mine, aunt gave it to me.
Stop arguing, the money belongs to both of you.
Here.
Keep 100 and give back 900.
Here's yours, Sister.
One, two, three, four..
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70..
I am short of 30. Sweety, give me 30 so that we can pay them back.
I too have 180 short.
It's not like you have to buy gas for your car. Give them here.
They are standing at the door.
Stop your nonsense.
First give me 180 so that I can settle their account.
There..
She doesn't even let you talk.
How do you expect her to fast for you?
Brother, you shouldn't mess with her. She will crush you.
- Are you sure, Brother? - Yes. Think about it.
I'll slap you on your face!
I'll break your teeth!
Come on!
Sister, how do you expect him to fulfill your wishes?
He is already talking to you like this!
Try touching me!
I'll have you and your family imprisoned.
Who spoke against my wife's brother!
She did! She did!
There will be a bloodshed! There will be a bloodshed!
We will shoot everyone uncle right here!
Who said that to the aunt's husband?
- There they go! - I'll throw him away!
Who said that to the aunt's husband?
Not this way, that way, uncle.
- We are fighting with them. - Then I'll shoot this way.
Uncle, he said that he'll break my bones.
Hey, try even touching her, we'll chop you into small pieces.
We are not eunuchs!
We don't give empty threats either!
- Come on! - Then, come on. Let's go!
- They started again.. - Beat them black and blue!
Grab these useless sons-in-law!
- My money.. - Run, they will tear our clothes!
I won't spare you today!
Now you will know who you are messing with! Trying to mess with the brother-in-law!
- Wait you! - Run! - Uncle is running away!
- Where is uncle! - I'll break your head with this!
What have you done!
I went out for two days and you caused such havoc!
You should have at least taken my status into consideration.
I am the headman of this village.
No, no..
No, I mean you idiots, I have been working for him since 40 years.
He never received any complains.
And you managed to get 40 complains in just one day!
Sir, both your brother and my son are getting out of control.
To keep loitering around and talking nonsense..
..isn't someone boys from respectable families do.
Now behave yourself and go and work at the brickyard.
Sir, these monkeys will never behave themselves.
You idiots, you are of marriageable age now.
If you keep behaving like this..
..then there will be a crowd outside the house every day.
Crowd?
Sir, that reminds me, we needed to be at the council meeting today.
- Oh I see. - Yes.
Then get the car ready, we'll go there.
Okay.
Be ready.
I'll come back and repair you. Yes.
How many times have I told you to mend your ways?
Anyway, forget it.
Come and have something.
We have had a taste of scolding, Mother.
Mother, we go through this every day.
- Come on, serve us lunch. - Don't worry, come with me, I'll serve you lunch.
So, what is your problem?
Headman, she is my daughter.
She has been married for four years.
Everything has been fine so far.
I don't know what happened to them all of a sudden.
Now he and his mother say that they won't keep my daughter.
Why don't you want to keep her?
Headman, this girl is of a loose character.
Headman, they have been married for so many years now.
She is yet to give us a child.
And she doesn't even know how to talk properly.
Headman, I am being honest here.
I have never addressed her as anything other than mother.
Son, you are related to us.
You should decide in our favour.
One more thing, we won't keep this girl.
What do I say, Headman?
We have been married for four years.
We are yet to have a child.
My mother-in-law keeps taking me to Deras (cult homes).
She keeps tying threads around my wrist.
I believe in God.
I don't believe in these things.
If I don't agree to do those things, she asks me to divorce his son.
Now everything is in your hands, sir.
I will accept whatever you say.
Look at her talk, Headman.
If this is how she talks before the council..
..then imagine how she talks at home.
Headman, we have voted for you.
And we will get a chance to vote next time as well.
Remember that.
You are threatening the headman?
If you want, you can consider it to be a threat.
Look, you will have to keep the girl.
I won't.
I will remarry.
You can keep her if you want.
He got blessed.
Get this straight, Kala!
You better keep her with you..
- ..or else I'll hang you upside down. - Okay.
- Do you understand? - Okay.
Don't worry, sister.
I am with you.
What have you gotten yourself involved in, Aunt?
There is no difference between a girl and a boy these days.
Remember one thing, if there are any issues in the future..
..then I'll confront you before her family does.
Teja, no more mistakes.
Brother's words kept echoing in my ears all night long.
I am feeling quite embarrassed.
I feel like jumping off the chimney.
Jump outside, if you jump inside the chimney..
..then you will come out of it like a fritter.
Help me with the accounts.
You handle the books.
My back is hurting.
I only asked you to help me with the accounts.
I didn't ask you to lift bricks.
He keeps making excuses.
- Come on! - Stop, here.
Let's stop here and ask someone for directions.
Let's ask them.
Hey, dear! Come here, son. Listen to me.
Coming, Aunt.
Teja, you handle the books.
I'll go guide them.
And now your back doesn't hurt anymore.
We need to go to the Jagsher's place.
- Okay, to Jagsher's place? - Yes.
- I'll go with you. - Fine.
Aunt, make him sit with you.
I'll take you to Jagsher's place.
Do good and you shall receive good and the end shall be good too.
That's what my brother says.
Keep going straight, brother.
God bless you.
Son, do you know the Jagshers?
- Yes, I do. - What kind of people are they?
I've heard that their grandfather worked in the electricity department.
The electricity department?
No way, he was about to electrocuted while stealing electricity.
We barely saved him by burying him into the ground.
The matchmaker said that the boy doesn't eat or drink anything.
- That is true. - Thank God.
He doesn't eat anything except porridge.
He is unwell.
That blood fibber, the matchmaker tells so many lies.
I've also heard, the boy's aunt has gone abroad.
She stays abroad.
- She has gone abroad? - Yes.
She is in Bihar. She had eloped with a Bihari.
Tell me about it!
- Right! - That blood fibber.
Look son, stop the car!
- What's wrong, Aunt? - Stop the car!
- Get down, son. - But what's wrong?
Go on.
Come on son, get down.
- But what's wrong? - Get down.
- Come on, get down. - Tell me.
Go on.
- At least tell me what's wrong! - What's wrong?
The matchmaker lied to us and made us come here.
- Really. - He said that Teja's father gets along with the Headman Dilar.
- They have been together for 40 years. - Diler Singh?
Now we are learning the truth only after coming.
That the boy is unwell. He doesn't eat anything.
- He only had porridge. - Aunt, I was mistaken.
Aunt, please listen to me.
I thought you were talking about some other Jagsher.
Teja is my friend. I was mistaken.
Oh no.
Some people are so strange.
This is a limit.
I am tired of all the walking.
- You? - Yes.
You are already here.
Why won't be I here? It's not like my back hurts too.
What's in the bag?
Your brother is flying without wings.
God answered his prayers.
Now music will be played in my house.
My uncle will get drunk and roar!
The band will play famous songs and my brothers-in-law will dance.
It will be a time to celebrate.
Your brother will get married, mate.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
Then let me have some of this.
No Brother, I have brought them for The guests who have come to meet me.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
They won't be coming anymore.
Why? Is there a curfew on the way?
I am yet to see the world.
Sir, please point this the other way.
Sometimes it fires on its own.
No Jagga, it is empty.
When your time it bad, even an empty gun fires.
- Tell me. - Yes.
What happened about that wedding proposal for Teja?
What do I say, sir?
The tea turned cold..
The lemonade lost its fizz..
The fresh sheets became stale..
- Really? - But no one showed up.
I don't know why.
Some pathetic dog must have caused trouble.
Don't say that.
People often get mistaken.
Who knows they might have changed their mind.
They must have seen your picture through someone.
It is all in the hands of fate, brother.
Well, someone has sent a proposal from village Mansa.
We are going to meet the girl tomorrow morning taking the first bus.
Why in a bus? We have three cars.
- Jassi! - Yes, brother?
You go with them to meet the girl.
- Take the big car. - Okay, brother.
We rather don't take him with us. I'll take the car.
- I know how to drive. - How can you not take me?
Do I hurt you? I will go with you.
I want to do the ritual of sitting on my sister-in-law's lap.
You are already hurting me my knees.
Now you wish to hurt your sister-in-law's knees as well?
Don't worry.
You will get married. You will have kids too.
Tomorrow I will sing such praises of you..
..that not just the girl but her mother too would want to come along.
- Wipe your face first. - Come on.
He is a very smart boy. He says such smart things.
Smart, like he can see the future.
Our girl is very smart as well.
Which one of you is the boy?
Both of them are boys. Do you have any doubts?
We mean who is here to see our girl.
We both will see her. We don't have cataract.
We're talking about the prospective groom.
- He's the prospective groom. - Okay, fine.
'Oh my God! She is so beautiful.'
'I think he took his time to make her.'
'And then used the rest of the time to make such faces.'
'I swear on God, you've killed me, dear. Hello.'
'Oh my, she will only look good with you, Jassi.'
'Teja getting married to her will be cheating.'
'I won't let Teja have this fruit. I am sure about that. '
Okay, I'll talk to him.
Come here, son.
- Please come with me. - Coming.
Take this, grandma. Have some more.
Why do they want to talk to you?
They might want to ask something.
I look like a trustworthy neutral person. You and neutral, dream on.
Son, sing his praises.
Don't worry, I'll sing his praises.
- She is beautiful. - Let's find out.
- He looks trustworthy and neutral. - He is smart.
He will know everything.
Yes?
Look son, you are like a son to us.
- All Headmen think the betterment of everyone. - Yes.
- You are as much as ours as much as theirs. - Yes.
Tell me something, does the boy have any flaws?
Honestly speaking he is full of flaws.
He takes all kind of drugs.
He sold half an acre of land to buy drugs.
Look son, everyone should have a friend like him.
He is singing your praises.
But they doesn't look like that.
How can they not?
Can't you see him crushing tobacco between his palms?
He is a priceless friend.
There is no old lady in the village who hadn't thrashed him.
There is no man in the village he doesn't owe money to.
He is drowning in debt.
If you wish to drown your girl too then it is your wish.
Heard that, father?
We rather throw our girl into the well.
I don't like him anyway.
What are they talking about?
Maybe about dowry?
You should decide amongst yourselves. I am just being neutral here.
I told you what I wanted to.
The rest depends on you.
- Okay then, I'll get going. - Okay.
These druggies wish to get related to us?
I'll offer you sweets.
Look at them sitting like kings.
- So, did you sing his praises? - Of course.
We like this match. We say yes to this match.
But we say no.
Well..
What praises did you sing?
Can I at least talk to the girl?
You want to talk to her when we want to beat you up?
I'll slap you instead of even giving her photo to her!
Are you leaving or should I let our dog loose on you?
Get lost from here.
You don't need the dog, your whole family bites.
- What did you say? - Is the door open?
- It is open. Get lost now. - They have a pitbull to guard them.
The door is open.
People leave after fixing the alliance..
..and here we are leaving after getting insulted.
We didn't even ask for dowry. Then why did they insult us?
- Yes. - It's not as much a big deal as you are making it.
It doesn't make any difference to you but it does to us.
Let's go.
Oh, I think I forgot my sunglasses.
- I'll go and get them back. - Go and hurry back.
He is worried about his sunglasses when we are talking about our honour.
He is more worried about his sunglasses..
..whereas we are more worried about being insulted.
They are idiots.
- I already knew.. - I forgot my sunglasses.
God bless you, son.
- You saved our daughter from the demons. - Right.
Our daughter is a very simple looking girl.
Simple? She doesn't look simple.
I think she is very beautiful.
Son, she is Lambardar Janta Singh's daughter. Pali.
She stays in the neighbouring house.
- Okay. - Her father considers me as his sister.
She isn't your daughter?
That's our daughter, son.
Mother, did my husband run away?
He didn't take me along.
'This round fruit is perfect for Teja.'
I have to say, all of you are so easily to fool.
You believed in whatever I said.
This is how relationships break.
You will never find a boy as good as Teja again.
- Really? - Yes.
I am a neutral person, I don't need to lie.
I was just testing you all.
Then why are our relatives waiting outside?
Ask them to come in. We wish to offer sweets to them.
I'll be right back.
Okay, okay..
Let's go. It worked out.
- No, no. - Let's go.
- Come on, father. - Should we go inside to get bitten by the dog now?
No, don't worry.
- I have put in a good word for you. - Let's go.
- You have come with me. I won't let anyone insult you. - Let's go.
Welcome, welcome.
- Hello! - We misunderstood.
We apologise.
Come. Please have a seat.
Have a seat. Don't be scared.
Teja, you are one lucky man. She is such a beautiful girl.
Did a bee bite her?
Is that why she looks so swollen up?
She is fine. Stop complaining.
She is fine, but she is equal to five girls.
We accept this match.
Here, have some sweets.
Eat the sweets and enjoy.
Congratulations to you too.
- Congratulations. Congratulations. - Congratulations.
Please, keep one thing in mind.
The next time we come, don't let the dog loose on us.
So start preparing for the wedding.
And invite all your neighbours too.
- Sure. - Don't forget any of her friends.
- And we will here with the wedding procession. - Yes.
Allow us to leave now.
- Bye. - Bye.
- There you go Teja, you are getting married. - They are good people.
- We have found the right match. He is not a bad boy. - Thank God.
Yes, yes..
You have beautiful sisters-in-law.
Hello, brother-in-law.
Hello.
I was talking to my brother-in-law.
So what?
I too will soon be someone's brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law, come on, shell out 11,000.
11,000? We want to give you 21,000.
Why are you wasting money?
I won't be able to pay the instalment for two years.
I was talking to my brother-in-law.
So what?
I too will soon be someone's brother-in-law.
You should first get rid of those lids on your eyes and then talk to me.
There you go.
I think she wants to look into my eyes while talking.
Be careful of what you say.
I won't be able to see anything if we need to run.
I have a heavy headgear in front of my face.
Come on, shell out 11,000 rupees.
Right away.
Why are you counting it?
There you go.
Okay.
Take this.
Let me do this as well.
The ribbon has been cut!
Let's go.
Don't go for the sweets. You know you have diabetes.
What if you die before time?
Don't be foolish.
I am not going anywhere before you get married.
I want to see my grandsons too.
- Much better. - Hello, Aunt.
- Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - You two gossip. I'll be right back.
- How did you like this? - It's very beautiful.
How is it?
You are very late. Wedding procession came long back.
I just went home to get her.
I am here since morning.
I was supervising the cooks.
Father is just trying to earn some brownie points.
You get blessed if you work at a wedding, right, father?
Oh I see. You get blessed?
- 'Jassi, time to get blessed.' - Come on!
Let it go. Find something else to do.
Hello, Aunt. How are you? Good.
- Very good. - There you go.
Have some cold drinks.
- You must be tired of working. - No, son.
Son, why are you working here?
- It is our duty. - You are a guest, son.
Come on Aunt, what are you saying?
You get blessed if you work at a girl's wedding.
That's what I have just heard from someone wise.
- You don't want it? - No, thanks.
- He is a well-cultured boy. - Yes, he seems so.
Come on, let's go and give the gift to the couple.
- Let's go. Come on, sister. - Let's go.
Come here.
Take this.
"To protect your fair skin is a task great than protecting Agra fort."
"It is a serious matter, but I won't back out."
"To protect your fair skin is a task great than protecting Agra fort."
"It is a serious matter, but I won't back out."
"I will be true to my word, I will never shy away."
"Just say the word, and I'll lay down my life for you."
"I'll leave in a lurch, so stop dreaming."
"I'll break your arrows just like Sahiba had, so stop questioning me."
"I'll leave in a lurch, so stop dreaming."
"I'll break your arrows just like Sahiba had, so stop questioning me."
"I have nothing lacking."
"I have both cattle and land."
"I'll even feed you with my own hands, whenever I can."
"I have a big house. I am well respected in my village."
"I'll buy you a necklace fit for a queen."
"So what if the sweets fall, I will protect them."
"I have a big house. I am well respected in my village."
"I'll buy you a necklace fit for a queen."
"So what if the sweets fall, I will protect them."
"Don't look at me with such anger, I'm at your service."
"Just say the word, and I'll lay down my life for you."
"I won't lose my heart so easily."
"I'll fall for someone who'll be with me till the end."
"I'll go for the one will adorn my veil with stars."
"I won't lose my heart so easily."
"I'll fall for someone who'll be with me till the end."
"I'll go for the one will adorn my veil with stars."
"I'll surely think about you once you prove to be a right match."
"I'll even feed you with my own hands, whenever I can."
"Just say the word, and I'll lay down my life for you."
- He keeps joking around.. - Slowly..
Careful..
'God has made you so beautiful.'
'You look okay as well, but you are a show off.'
'Oh really? So what are your intentions?'
- 'Let me think about it. - Do that. I am not that bad.'
They fell.
I think we'll soon have to make sweets for Lambardar too.
Hello, Aunt.
Did you have your lunch? Now let's go back vomiting all the way.
How many people can be seated in this flying saucer?
- Eight. - Oh no.
- You have to spare a seat for her. - There is no place left.
Don't worry about the place.
She is so small that she can also sit on someone's lap.
Get in, Aunt. Come on.
Very good. Come on, go and sit on her lap.
Go on.
Let me go! I won't fall.
- Uncle! I seek your blessing. - Okay. Okay.
- That's enough. - I seek your blessing, Uncle.
Are you going to get up anytime soon..
..or shall I arrange for a bed for you here?
- Someone pick him up. - I enjoyed myself, uncle.
A bottle of peter scotch..
It was great fun!
Be careful, be careful.
Get in, son. Get in, everyone.
Get a bigger car for me.
Son, anything bigger than this will have to be a garbage truck.
I must say..
Drunkards make the wedding procession more lively.
- True. - But what is this, son?
Such a beautiful design on one side and nothing on the other.
Go and lie in the gutter.
- Go on. - Okay, brother.
Don't actually go and sit in the gutter. Get inside the car!
- Get in. - Okay.
- Pali, come here. - Coming, Mother.
Okay, then..bye.
I was leaving.
Bye.
I will..
I mean Channo will miss you.
You should keep visiting her.
Okay.
Actually, I will miss you too.
I'll meet you as well when I'll come to meet Channo.
You promise?
So when are you coming?
I can go there only after you leave.
Okay then.
Do visit us.
'Jassi.. I think God answered your prayers.'
Pali!
Coming, Mother!
- I'll go to the terrace. - Okay.
- Hello. - Son, you haven't left as yet?
I was just checking whether any guest is still on the terrace.
Okay then.
- Keep visiting. - Sure.
There is fresh entertainment as well.
Well, the guests have the first right.
Thank God, the wedding took place without a hitch.
I have sent all the guest back packed in cars.
Now they are driver's responsibility.
Delivery free.
But who will deliver me home?
I am all alone.
No Uncle, you are not alone. I am here with you.
- Don't worry. - Yes.
I have a bike. We will ride on this.
No, nephew. No.
Let's not ride it, let's devour it.
Same thing, uncle.
Come on, let's go.
If that's not enough, should I get a few more buckets of milk for you?
This is all I can manage to drink at night.
That's quite less. That's enough?
What's your name?
- My name is Channo. - Okay.
But everyone at home calls me Kato.
Kato as in a squirrel who plays around the flowers?
Yes.
I am sure you crush all flowers then.
Flowers must be turning into a jam.
No.
There are songs made on me.
Oh really? Which song?
"There is a Kato living on the babool tree.."
"Don't go to the fields alone."
That's an apt song.
When there is such a big Kato living on a tree..
..a person is bound to feel scared to go to the fields alone.
- I was quite famous in college. - Yes.
Nothing could be compared to me even with all the girls together on one side.
That remains true today as well.
Try weighing them and you will still end up a few kilos more.
- By the way, can I ask you something? - Sure.
How many brothers and sisters do you have, Brother?
I was the only child, but including you makes two of us.
- Jagga.. - Yes?
It was a good wedding.
Are you happy?
Yes, it was a fun wedding.
Teja's mother's family rocked the dance floor.
Phahno's last wish was that her daughter-in-law should look like a moon.
Now look at God's blessings, we have a full moon at home.
I have had this desire since a long time that you too get married.
Oh yes, I forgot, I needed to go to the bank.
I'll go to the bank.
Oh God, be generous towards me as well.
When You can get people like Teja married..
..then how have I wronged You in any way?
Small children will play in my courtyard as well.
It will make brother very happy.
Be generous, God.
Why do he have to be here?
Wait, wait.
Where are you going so early in the morning?
I'm going to Haridwar, to immerse the ashes..
..do you want to join me?
- Hey, who died in my parents' family? - Keep quiet?
Why should I keep quiet?
He is lying, Brother.
We are going to my parental home.
You are going to your in-laws, all alone?
Should I take all the council members along then?
Everyone goes alone.
Move back, I too will go with you.
When she is with me, I hardly get any space to sit.
Look at where I am sitting.
How can you join us?
And what work do you have at my in-laws anyway?
I will have my in-laws there soon.
Move back, I'll give you a ring.
You will be the matchmaker.
I cannot say when I will end up getting the ring..
..then this scooter is soon going to die on us.
You too sit down.
Ouch, I am squashed.
My prayers are about to get answered!
What are you doing? We have others work to do.
Hurry up, don't slack.
You don't want me to have a good life.
Why? It's not like I threw a bomb at your place.
Hurry up!
Teja, you go ahead, I'll join you later.
You will end up getting yourself thrashed and me insulted at my in-laws.
Go and get some tea made.
Hurry up.
Oh, my God.
You?
Well, you didn't come to meet Channo.
Channo misses you a lot.
That's why Channo came to see you.
Channo doesn't know how much I miss her.
Oh really?
Channo too is always thinking about you.
Channo only dreams about you.
Come on, why would she dream about me?
Channo loves you a lot.
She's a liar.
She never told me that she loves me.
You'll have see the Channo's love in Channo's eyes.
I can see love, but I am scared.
Scared? Why?
Of being separated?
If we get separated..
Then I won't be able to survive.
Pali..
A person cannot live after being separated from his breath.
And you are my breath.
I love you a lot.
"O' please let go of my hand, my dear."
"If I am late, my mother's going reprimand me, my dear."
"You pull my heart's strings."
"If you are willing, let's click a picture together."
"You are trying to get cosy with me.."
"I will get into trouble if my dress gets wrinkled."
"I am already infamous, my dear.."
"Now people tease me with your name."
"I'll make up some excuse and meet you tomorrow."
"Let me go, don't cause any trouble today."
"Life is short, my dear.."
"Stay back for a while, no one knows what lies in store tomorrow."
"Why are you so attached to me?"
"You will cry if someone else ends up marrying me."
"How would dare to do such a thing?"
"Don't make me kill someone by challenging me like this."
Have this as well.
You have already eaten two plates full.
I've just had two plates full.
How much can two plates contain anyway?
Not more than 15 sweets, I think.
Of course you would like to have a sack full of it.
Look, Jassi is here.
- Hello. - Hello. Please sit.
Where were you?
I was just going around the village.
Your village is very beautiful.
Thank God for making such a beautiful pair.
He has blessed us with such an handsome son-in-law.
I wonder in which lifetime will we be able to ever repay you.
- In this very? - In this very?
I didn't get you.
Say something.
I'll explain.
Your village's Lambardar's daughter, Pali..
We wish to make her Jassi's wife and take her back to our village.
She will also give good company to Channo.
Do you think the Lambardars will agree for this alliance?
Come on, why won't they?
Janta never says no to me.
Jassi is a Headman's son, he is from a well to do family.
He owns land and wealth.
Forget the Lambardar, even his father wouldn't refuse this alliance.
You don't worry about her family.
You should convince his family first.
My father will convince family.
I am surprised to hear that.
This is the first person I have come across..
..who is doing matchmaking for himself.
Moreover, he has already been to his in-laws place as well.
He keeps visiting until they start thrashing him.
Why would they thrash me?
That's my in-laws' village.
Son, that's why as your father, I'd like to give you a good advice.
You shouldn't take him to your in-laws' place.
We don't know whether his girl will ever come here..
..but I fear we might lose your girl as well.
Say Subh (nice things), Uncle.
Fine, I'll say it.
Subh, Subh.
Now I won't lose her.
- Why? - Because you said Subh, Subh.
Fine, you won't lose yours.
But how will we get his girl here?
Who will talk to his brother?
Oh no, not me.
I don't wish to die so soon.
These stars and the moon must have witnessed so many love storied.
They must have witnessed many separations as well.
Why do you say such things?
Because boys aren't trustworthy these days, right?
Not all boys are like that, okay?
I don't know but I feel very scared these days.
Why aren't you talking to your brother about our marriage?
About our marriage?
I'll talk to him.. I'll do so tomorrow itself.
It's not a big deal.
Don't be stupid.
If you like this gun then we'll get more of it.
- Okay. - Listen..
Convince brother for this alliance.
Look at that, shots are being fired there..
..and you are worried about getting married.
It's up to you now, go talk to him.
I'll try, I'll try.
Well..
Brother, I wanted to discuss something very important with you.
What is it?
Well..
I.. can I go to the brickyard?
Have you ever sought my permission for it?
No, the important thing I wanted to discuss was that..
From the time Teja got married..
..my daughter-in-law keeps us entertained.
Father is cracking jokes over there?
Is this the important thing you wanted to talk about?
No.
The important thing is that Jassi too is getting a lot of marriage proposals.
But they all raise just one objection..
..why hasn't his elder brother married..
Jagga!
I just mentioned..
- You.. - It is better if some things are not mentioned.
There you go.
I think you will die single.
Will you shut up?
If you don't look good at least say good things.
Where did brother raging like this?
I think to get your bride.
That's enough, Brother.
I have hurt your feelings.
I have come here to apologise.
Please forgive me.
Why don't you forget this old wound?
Some wounds only heal after death, Jagga.
His words still hurt my heart.
Brother, I've been watching you suffer like this since so many years.
Today you have to tell me what sorrow you are hiding in your heart.
And who is responsible for this sorrow?
A man with a big ego.
There you go, as always Bhagtawar Singh has once again won the tractor race.
When he steps on the ground, the ground knows Sardar Sahib is walking on it.
There you go. Now for what everyone's been waiting for.
It's time to start distributing the prizes.
This time too, like every other time..
Sir, please bend a little, I need to garland you.
He is incomparable.
Mountains, warriors and Sardars never bow down.
Do you understand?
A long time ago..
It's seems of a great breed.
- 5000! - 5500!
7500!
- 10,000! - 10,500!
31,000!
51,000!
Today for the first time someone has dared..
..to bid against Bhagtawar Jatt.
Thank God the land of Punjab managed to give birth to a brave one.
There has never been a shortage of warriors in this land, oh mere mortal.
But some people have a misunderstanding..
..that mothers stopped giving birth to brave ones after them.
Making fun of a lion in a lion's den?
Small animals shouldn't forget..
..that only a lion can be the king of the jungle. Understand?
Lions which perform in a circus are purchased from Moga's market, mister.
They are brought from the jungle.
And they do dance to the beat of the drum.
Keep that gun in pocket, son.
You can use it during Diwali (festival) to make some noise.
I don't go after ace two threes..
..I like to go after kings.
Looks like you have played only women card game.
You need to play with men..
..to find out the true value of an ace.
But I liked your attitude.
Women have attitude.
I treasure friendship and enmity.
Well said.
The one standing in front of you has the same nature.
Now tell me, do you want us to be friends or enemies?
'Our friendship kept on getting stronger.'
This is my first gift of our friendship to my friend.
Please accept it.
No, Bhagtawar. You like it.
What I like cannot be valued more than our friendship.
Keep it.
It will make you think of me.
For our friendship's sake, please don't refuse to accept it.
Now you have made me owe you.
Gifts are never treated as loans.
Fine, whatever you think is right.
Then allow me to leave now.
A friend of mine just became a Headman.
I want to be a part of the celebration.
A friend of mine too become a Headman. A Sardar from Manikheda.
That's who I am talking about.
Come on then, let's go there together.
- There is nothing to worry about it. - Let's go.
"Brave Jatts like to roar.."
He has decorated the house quite well with lights.
- It is looking good. - Amazing. He's a good man.
- Wonderful. - How are you, my friend?
- That is great! - My friends are here.
Both of my friends are together today!
Come on, give me a hug. I am so happy today.
So, managed to become a Headman?
Being a Headman is not a big deal, Brothers.
When I have pillars like you two to support me..
..then being a Headman a small thing.
I can even become the Prime Minister with your support.
Mr. Prime Minister, are you only going to keep talking..
..or are you going to give us something hard to drink?
I'll give you some hard to drink and something sweet to eat.
I have even called in a singer to entertain you.
Wonderful!
"When I see my elders, I touch their feet."
"When I see my enemies, I challenge them."
"When I see my elders, I touch their feet."
"When I see my enemies, I challenge them."
"If someone acts smart, he ends up at my feet."
"If someone is polite, he can even have my life."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
"I am well-known because I don't new enemies crop up."
"Enmity runs in my veins, can't get rid of it."
"I can do anything for my pride."
"I can even die for the one who have broken bread with once."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
"I swear, I am not lying."
"What you see is what you get."
"I have never showed off."
"I am always smiling, I never cry."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
"I am always ready to die for my friends."
"I always keep swords hanging over my enemies' heads."
That's your friend's house.
From now onwards, it is your house as well.
Henceforth, always think positively.
That was delicious, Brother.
I have eaten a meal cooked my a mother after a long time.
Come on Brother, it's not a big deal.
You can come whenever you want and ask mother to feed you whatever you want.
Of course.
Here you have one flatbread with clarified butter and sugar.
- Okay, Brother. - Here.
- Enough. - It's okay. It's just clarified butter.
Don't worry, it's okay. Yes.
Son who else do you have in your family?
I lost my parents when was young, Mother.
- I had six sister, I got them all married. - Okay.
Now it's just me and my younger brother.
And how many kids do you have?
I am not married, Mother.
Why?
All the responsibilities fell on my shoulder after my parents died.
Oh.
While fulfilling my responsibilities, getting my sisters married..
..I never realised when I passed the age of getting married.
Palo!
- It's okay, don't worry. - Add extra sugar in the milk.
I'll get milk for you two. Drink it and go to sleep.
It's quite late.
But what if we are not sleepy?
- Why don't you listen? - No, Mother!
- Really, you monkey.. - Come on Brother, don't get me scolded by mother.
Now I am a monkey?
She is always scolding me.
Mother!
O Mother!
Then we kept on meeting each other.
There you go, Brother.
Listen to me, Brother. Hold on.
I have seen many drink alcohol..
..but never seen someone hold his nose while drinking it.
It enters my nose otherwise!
Listen Brother.. I want you to sing me a song.
"When I stand on the terrace all dressed up.."
"My neighbour gets jealous."
"She starts spreading rumours.."
"About my love affairs."
"He keeps following the damsel."
Bhagtawar..
I think I should get married now.
You have spoken my heart out aloud.
I am dying to dance!
There you go.
- Amazing! - Why?
Superb!
Our friendship grew stronger and we kept visiting each other's home.
Then one day Bhagtawar's mother summoned me over.
Son, if I ask you of something, will you refuse me?
Just order me, Mother.
It's not an order, son. It's a request.
You know that my daughter Taro's marriage was called off.
We still haven't been able to find another match for her, son.
Mother, what can I do for you?
Son..
I thought it'd be better to talk to you before I talk to Bhagtawar.
I want to make you my son-in-law.
Mother?
We are good friends.
That's why, son.
That's why you will keep my daughter happy.
Please accept Taro.
I will consider myself redeemed.
Otherwise, I won't rest in peace even after I die.
Mother..
But Bhagtawar?
I will convince him, son.
I am begging you, please don't disappoint me, son.
Then came the day when our friendship caught an evil eye.
'The ones who have daughters are always inferior.'
'He came to my house with his sister's marriage proposal.'
'The ones who have daughters are always inferior.'
'I wanted to give my sister carts filled with dowry.'
'But you showed me your status by demanding for it.'
'Get lost!'
'You are so rich.'
'It doesn't suit you when you behave like a miser while giving out rings.'
'Your sister will end up staying at home.'
'Damn you!'
Welcome!
Welcome, Mr. Bhagtawar.
Bow down.. and get yourself garlanded.
What are you doing here?
You just got related to him.
I got married to his sister ten years ago.
Anyway, forget it.
We can discuss this some other time.
Now bow down and get yourself garlanded.
I had told you back then..
And I repeat myself today as well..
Mountains, warriors and Sardars never bow down.
This ego of yours was the reason why relationship broke.
This ego of yours.
Otherwise, I would have been your son-in-law and not theirs.
Anyway, forget it.
Now bow down and get yourself garlanded.
Anyway, a girl's family is always inferior.
You..
- Oh, God! - He slapped him.
A girl's family is always inferior?
How can someone who gives..
..someone a part of their life..
..their daughter forever be inferior.
The ones who send carts full of dowry to the boys family..
..how can they ever be inferior?
The one who gifts gold chains and rings to the relatives..
..how can they ever be inferior?
They cannot be.
The one who takes is inferior.
The one who gives is superior.
What's wrong, Brother?
Why are you scouting?
Sukhdev Singh, have you gone crazy?
Okay so now I am crazy?
Just because you have found smarter relatives now?
This is a limit!
I apologise if someone has made a mistake, Sukhdev Singh.
No, I'll apologise to you.
We no longer have any relationship with you.
What are you staring at?
Come with me.
Otherwise, this man will slap you all as well.
Look at what your brother has done!
- We have no relationship with them henceforth. - Don't do that, Sukhdev Singh.
- Let's go. - Don't do that, Sukhdev Singh.
- Your are the eldest. Don't do this. - Let's go.
- Entertain your new relatives. - 'From that day my sister's..'
- We won't be coming back. - '..and my relatives got upset with me.'
Brother, you are insulting me in front of my relatives.
As if you have given me a lot of honour by inviting me home.
He says the ones who have daughters are inferior.
- Such a small thing? - This is a small thing?
You formed relationship with someone we rejected.
I rather throw my sister into the well than marry her off to someone..
..who doesn't know the value of his sisters and daughters.
Understand! Let's go.
You are killing our friendship and forming an enmity.
Get this straight before you leave.
I neither asked for her hand nor did I ask for any dowry.
You are punishing me for someone else's crime?
If I want, I can kill you right away.
But I respect the council members who have come with you.
And people from respectable families..
..never raise their hands at those who come to their house.
Don't assume that this is over.
Whenever you say, wherever you say..
I'll be there.
Fine.
Wherever you say.. I'll be there.
And remember, if you don't come back and beg at my feet..
..then my name is not Dilar.
Then what happened, Brother?
Then fate played such a game of hide and seek..
..that the tales of our friendship changed into tales of our enmity.
The most beautiful and expensive mare in Punjab goes to Mr. Bhagtawar.
Is there anyone who can place a higher bet?
75,000 going once..
75,000 going twice..
- 75,000.. - 95,000!
Go away, Dilar. Go away.
You've only seen Bhagtawar's friendship and not his enmity.
I've seen your friendship and your status.
Now I need to see your enmity.
Wails of mothers crying for their lost son..
..can be heard till the next village.
Before Bhagtawar's wrath forgets that you were once my friend..
..you should leave.
Warriors don't run away from the battlefield.
Stays with lions for a few days doesn't make a dog a lion.
Can I say something important, Bhagtawar?
Sarsa's sages use snakeheads to make kohl.
- Why don't you try using it? - Really.
It will clear off your delusions of addressing lion king as a dog.
Praising yourself?
So something brave so that I enjoy calling you a lion.
If this is what you want then let's compete..
..the one who wins will get to take the mare.
Let's go then!
Get lost.
Get out of the way, Sardar!
Have some shame!
I knew that your relationship isn't the same anymore.
But I could have never imagined that..
..you will want to kill each other one day.
I have a lot of respect for you, my friend.
You'll call me a friend but you won't listen to me?
You don't respect me at all!
Get this straight.
If you don't drop your weapons now..
..then Sardar Singh promises you..
..that I shall never show you my face again.
You can see me after I die if you want.
Sardar, you decide on whose side you are, his or mine.
You decide.
I want his head!
I have, I am and I always will be friends with both of you.
We never met each other after that.
But old wounds hurt sometimes.
The declaration made in front of the council members doesn't let me sleep.
Brother, I have never seen God.
But I always treated you like God.
Today, I promise you, that the same Bhagtawar..
..who broke your relationship in front of all council members..
..will once again stand in front of you with his hands folded.
Look Brother, any step taken is anger does no good.
If you kill Bhagtawar Singh, you will get arrested.
Your life will get ruined. Don't let your emotions control you.
I too will get into trouble. I just got married.
Teja, wait here.
I will be right back.
You can get thrashed for this as well.
Jassi, you shouldn't come here. What if anyone spots us together?
This might perhaps be my last trip to your village, Pali.
Why?
Sometimes your helplessness overshadows your love.
Consider that my helplessness is overshadowing our love.
Please forget me, Pali. And please forgive me if you can.
But what happened?
Please forgive me.
"Someone please get me treated by expert.."
"Give me whatever concoctions needed.."
"I cannot sleep at night."
"Like someone crazy, I keep staring at the stars all night."
"I keep staring at the stars all night."
"I cannot sleep at night, o my beloved."
"You made me fall in love at this young age then you rejected me."
"Then you rejected me."
"Look o star in the sky, the moon of my love got eclipsed."
"Look o star in the sky.."
"You made me fall in love at this young age then you rejected me."
"Then you rejected me."
"Look o star in the sky, the moon of my love got eclipsed."
"Look o star in the sky.."
"I yearn for you like the moonstruck yearns for the moon."
"I yearn for you like that."
"Someone please get me treated by expert.."
"Give me whatever concoctions needed.."
"Like someone crazy.."
"Like someone crazy, I keep staring at the stars all night."
"I keep staring at the stars all night."
"I cannot sleep at night."
"I cannot sleep at night, o my beloved."
Oh shit! Idiot!
Nonsense!
Come here, I'll teach you a lesson.
Are you blind, you monkey? Can't you see? Bloody idiot!
Who is she to curse you like this?
Can't you see? What are you doing, cretin?
- What's cretin? - Cretin? Mrs. Idiot.
Shut up.
Don't you feel ashamed to slash muck on a girl?
I didn't do it on purpose. It just happened.
Do you want me to clean it up?
If you want to clean it then wait here.
- I'll come back and teach you a lesson. - I am waiting right here.
Throw whatever bomb you want to.
I think she will come back with a pistol.
Yeah right, she will come back with a pistol.
I know her family.
I thought that she'd come back with a pistol..
..but she just turned around and came back.
There you go, clean that.
Hey, have you lost your mind?
Stupid.
She ruined my clothes.
It's okay, it's just a splash.
Are you my friend or my enemy?
I don't know whether I'm the enemy but who is she?
She is your future sister-in-law.
Bhagtawar Singh's daughter.
Sister-in-law?
Even a cycle had a stand, don't you have any?
Wasn't Pali going to be my sister-in-law?
I still love Pali..
But the way Bhagtawar humiliated Brother in front of all council members..
..by calling off the wedding,
..he will now one day soon stand before Brother with both his hands folded.
I'll make this girl fall in love with me..
..then he will come to our place with folded hands to form a relationship.
Now there is just one thing I want the most.
To make Bhagtawar Singh bow down before Brother.
Henceforth, we will stay in this village.
But where?
I have found a solution for that as well.
What?
Uncle!
He emits more smoke than a chimney.
I understand what you are saying.
Although I stay away from romances..
..but I respect your brother a lot.
Uncle, don't tell Brother about this.
We have come here without informing him.
We will get into trouble otherwise.
Get this straight as well.
If you want to stay here then you will have to follow some house rules.
If your mind deviates from the disgusting thing you've come to do
then you don't know me.
No, we don't know you well anyway. This is the first time we are meeting you.
Don't worry, you will soon know.
Another thing.
Chaudhary will be a part of the mission with you.
Chaudhary? Who is this Chaudhary, Uncle?
You don't know Chaudhary?
If you don't know Chaudhary then you don't know anything.
His anger is a force to reckon with.
He will always be with you like your shadow.
Chaudhary!
Chaudhary?
There you go, look for a mountain and find a mouse instead.
Has God kept him like this or did you use him to grind chutney?
Chaudhary, where's the rest of the Chaudhary?
You dimwit, have you never seen a man before?
We have, but this is the first time we are seeing a tadpole being called a man.
Well the girl's name is Simran.
She has won two gold medals in racing.
Both of you be ready at four in the morning.
I say my prayers at four.
Do we need to go plough the field at four?
What do we need to do at four o'clock?
We are celebrating the festival of Holi..
..and we will be doing Dandiya (Gujarati dance form) you'll join us?
Listen up, the girl goes for running at four in the morning.
Be ready.
We'll go by nine.
- It will be quite dark at four. - 3:30am.
Why? Do we also need to wake her up?
- It will be even darker at 3:30am. - 2:30am.
Then let's wait here, we might as well stay awake.
Fatso, you don't know me.
I told you I don't know you. It's not like we have been playing cards together.
Okay, okay. You will soon know me well enough.
Shut up. You will make us sleep on the street otherwise.
Look at these dimwits sleeping shamelessly.
It's raining, it's raining!
Let's take our beds inside.
You aren't going to drown.
Day has begun and they are still sleeping.
Don't you know how to wake people up, piglet?
I don't know whether or not I manage to get the girl..
..but I will surely have my hand around your neck.
Not so easily. Quickly get ready.
And take this pumpkin with you.
Hey you dung fly, didn't you ever look at your paunch?
What does this tin can think of himself?
I am not going anywhere. Take him wherever you want.
Then why did you come along?
Who knows her friend might be accompanying her.
You too might get luck, eh?
Don't bait me with that.
I have one who is equal to 15 of his.
May she have a long life.
Teja, please come along.
The sooner we end this the sooner you can go back to your wife.
Otherwise, you will keep wandering with me.
I have seen many kinds of romance..
..but this early morning romance is something completely new.
It's dawn, Uncle.
We are up since before the sun was up.
I don't think she will come now.
You woke me up early in the morning when its so cold.
The sun might forget to rise but she cannot forget to run.
Shut up and stand here.
She is here! She is here!
Is she a girl or a firecracker?
Now show us what you got.
If she is a superhero then you too become a rocket.
Start running!
Uncle, you are making us run after a girl.
If the villagers find out, they will make us run for our lives.
- Villagers hit hard. - Shut up.
I will get more insulted than you will.
- Run, uncle. - I am running.
Run, for your friendship's sake. Watch out for the drawstrings.
- Stay behind me, don't race ahead. - This doesn't have a drawstring.
- Then be careful with your underwear. - It has elastic band in it.
Oh no, it is torn from behind.
What happened?
I think you are done for!
Don't you have any grease in you?
Don't you eat anything?
I'm down, let me see how much you can run.
Come on, continue running.
You don't know but I always shy away from running.
There you go, uncle's drawstrings broke. He is embarrassing Haryana.
- Uncle! - Run!
- Run, run! - Uncle, your loincloth is falling.
Uncle, you honour has fallen.
- Uncle, your loincloth! - Oh no!
Chaudhary, whose dead body is that?
Is he dead?
He is alive.
He is tired. Me too.
- He is breathing. - Sit down.
You cannot even run for 500 meters?
Ranjha cleaned buffalo dung for 12 years for Heer's sake.
And you cannot even run 12 kilometers?
Ranjha did it because Heer loved him too.
This PT Usha isn't my cup of tea, Uncle.
She isn't my cup of tea, Uncle.
- Hear that! - Come on!
The girl's father wouldn't let your friend Jassi even enter his home..
..and you is dreaming about getting them married.
I am not dreaming about it, Uncle, he is.
Get your eyes checked.
Uncle, I don't think their dreams will come true.
Chaudhary, you better keep your mouth shut.
Don't make come after you.
We are already quite troubled.
You shut up.
He started panting just after 500 meters, Uncle.
And this pot didn't even run 100 meters.
You are no fit wrestler either, you too are just like a pot.
Look at your stomach, it's just like that of a frog.
Keep quiet.
Your paunch is no less.
- Chaudhary.. - Yes, Uncle?
Give ghee, butter, yogurt and milk to this lanky one.
And give this one only one flatbread without any butter.
Don't worry, Uncle.
I am not sure about this one getting the girl..
..but I will make sure that I extract six-pack out of him.
Extract? Are you talking about six-packs or milk here?
Always keeps buzzing this bumblebee.
Haryana, a state with abundant milk and ghee.
Did Haryana suffer from a famine while serving this?
Or did the buffalo refuse to oblige?
Hey you teapot, don't even look at the butter.
First do something to deserve a good meal.
I am not here to break stones, Uncle.
He's the one who has come here with a purpose. Talk to him about it.
Uncle, you are feeding me like a horse.
And making we work like an insect.
It's like I am fighting with my meal.
And here I am yearning for food.
Exchange your plate with mine?
Seek the pest's permission.
Don't even think about exchanging your plates.
Today they want to exchange plates..
..tomorrow he will want to exchange his wife.
Eat it.
There is nothing in the plate good enough to eat.
What was the hurry by the way..
..that you tied a rope around head instead of a turban?
Don't eat my brains, eat what's in your plate.
Eat it.
Sometimes you need to oblige even donkeys.
Brother, you can treat a donkey as your relative..
..but please get them off my back.
- Chaudhary.. - Yes, Uncle?
Give the boy milk with some ghee in it.
To me?
I'll add mustard oil in water for you.
Would you like to have it?
I don't want to fry fritters in my stomach. "Would you like to have it?"
Fatso, you don't know me.
I know, Uncle.
Your name is Ramprasad.
Now do you want me to make a ration card for you as well?
Keep quiet now. We need them.
I don't understand what is wrong with you.
You are not telling me anything.
Pali, you shouldn't hide your sorrows.
You should share them with the ones close to you.
There is something bothering you.
Well, it's a different case if you don't wish to share.
You are under my oath, tell me what's wrong.
I am just worried sick thinking why he did this with me.
He deceived me.
Pali, it could be a deceit or perhaps helplessness.
It is not necessary that the person is always a cheat.
Sometimes it could be because of helplessness too.
So now, you want me to keep thinking whether he is helpless or a cheat?
Pinky, boys have a habit of using girls to kill time.
Jassi didn't seem like that kind of a boy.
Only one person can tell us what the real matter is.
Who?
Channo will be here in a few days.
We will find out everything from her.
Yes.
Is she a girl or a superhero?
She ran away!
What are you waiting for?
Get on with it, start running! Run after her, you idiot!
- Uncle, you don't run. - Why?
You aren't wearing any underwear, they are still wet.
Oh no.
No problem, wear a diaper and run.
You don't know me!
I know, you are naked. I don't know you!
- Then you come with me. - I don't feel like running either.
You are always standing there.
Don't you want to go back to your wife?
Let's go.
Uncle, you go back and wear your underwear.
Go on. - Wait, fatso.
- Come on! - Run, fatso!
He is calling me fat! Look at his stomach.
- You are killing me. - You too run a little!
They are making me run because of a girl.
Fatso!
- What happened? - I give up.
Your hands gave up or your legs gave up?
Look at this American calf!
None of us would have tired ourselves if you had said so sooner.
Let's go back home.
He will come back on his own. Let's go.
From today you are my elder brother.
Take a breather, athlete.
Or do you wish to kill me?
Have mercy, God.
I'm going after a witch.
You answered my prayer so soon.
You got tired so soon?
Taking a breather?
Oh really?
You are the one who is out of breath.
He thinks he is a superhero.
Wait.
"I'll listen to whatever you say."
"You will share some love secrets with me."
"I'll listen to whatever you say."
"You will share some love secrets with me."
"A place without any disturbance.."
"There should be just you and me, and no one else."
"This world doesn't know our love story."
"I am a king and you are a queen in our love story."
"A queen in our love story."
"There should be complete faith between us.."
"There should be just you and me, and no one else."
Then what happened?
What else could have happened, Mother?
He kept looking at me and running..
..and ended up in muck in someone's fields.
No one has the courage to outrun you.
You are absolutely right, Grandma.
Whose son is he?
I don't know. He doesn't seem to be from our village.
I don't know where this cartoon came from.
You should also concentrate on your studies apart from running.
I don't like studying, Mother.
- I like running races. - Come on.
The treat your exams as a race.
Mother, do you know the benefits of running?
If you don't clear your exams..
..then you can always run to your father.
Well done! Come here, my child.
And what if the teacher comes running after you?
To hell with the teacher.
We will give him a punch and ask him to clear her in the tests.
- He will get scared and clear me anyway. - Yes.
These things that you say will spoil her.
She is all grown up now. You should start worrying about her.
You didn't get spoilt, how will she?
- And listen.. - Yes?
She is Bhagtawar Singh's daughter..
..I won't get her married to a nobody.
A prince shall come to get married to my daughter.
Right?
Father, I don't wish to get married. I cannot live without you.
- It is? - Yes.
Then we will drop the topic.
You can take your father along after marriage.
That's perfect.
Take me in a suitcase.
Otherwise, we'll ask your husband to stay with us.
"Move aside, Uncle.."
"Let me dance unabashedly."
- Keep dancing, Basanti! - "Move aside.."
"Move aside.."
- "Move aside.." - She is here.
- Keep quiet. - She is here.
Why is she always in such a bad mood?
Be careful. Don't cause any trouble.
'These monkeys keep following me.'
Now your brother will apply his scheme.
Come back.
Now watch my handy work.
Now her motorcycle won't start.
She will go with me in my car.
All of you should take a rickshaw back.
She is back.
It won't start.
There.
- It won't start. - It won't.
Ouch, I lost my eye!
Oh, my God!
We asked you to move back. But you didn't move.
Right.
This is what carrots are for anyway.
- If not like that then like this. - It's okay, Uncle.
Come on, let's give a compression.
That carrot has already applied a lot of pressure.
Ouch!
That girl almost killed me.
Uncle, why are you feeling so hurt? Be a man. Nothing will happen to you.
I think I will have to use a weapon now.
You are going to the border or going after a girl that you want to use a weapon?
What do you plan to do now?
I plan to go to the source.
I cannot say anything about the source, just don't kill me in the process.
What trick will you pull off your bag now?
Listen to me.
Then she will fall in love with me.
So we will be the villain and you will be the hero.
This is what a single carrot has done to him..
..imagine what a thrashing will do to him.
Please don't cause anymore trouble, I am feeling scared.
You don't need to worry, Uncle.
Now she will get scared.
It's so hot.
Uncle, please stand straight.
I cannot help it, I am very nervous.
There was inflow and outflow of wind in my loincloth.
I feel restricted in this.
Now do you want a cooler in your pant?
Shut up.
I must say you look like real police officers.
You look great.
I would look better if I was wearing a SHO's uniform.
Idiot, you need the height and build to be a SHO.
Height and build don't matter.
I have a paunch that would match a DSP.
Stop fooling around now.
When she comes, even if she has all the documents..
- ..you should be stern with her. - Okay.
And when I show up, you should salute me.
Salute, sir.
Then it will work out.
Don't worry about the salute, if needed we can even slap you.
Now don't make me punch you.
Come on, you get going from here now.
She will be here any moment.
Uncle, keep the honour of this uniform intact.
We are leaving. Let's go, Chaudhary.
I always do what task I take in hand.
She is here.
Stop, Warrior Princess!
Kirpal, check her documents.
Her documents or that of the motorcycle?
Motorcycle.
Show me the documents.
Sir, I have all the documents.
I am just not carrying a licence.
Licence is also a document, it is not made of metal.
Sir, it's a request. I don't have a licence.
Please let me go.
- Police! Police! - What's wrong?
She is saying please and not police.
Look, I too don't want to stop you, but I've got orders.
Let's go and try our luck now.
Why don't you spare some?
Sir is here.
Sir, she doesn't have a licence.
I said you should let her go.
You can go.
They cannot stop you.
Sir, for you we can also let go of terrorists.
She is just a girl.
You may go.
- Thank you. - Go.
- Careful. - Enjoy on my behalf.
You two can check licences later.
First show me your I cards.
Sir, we only have ration cards that too is at home.
What is an I card?
It's okay, Brother.
Now we know.
We will get it made at the next check post.
- See you, bye. - Let's go.
Stop!
Don't try to act smart.
You are trying to cheat people pretending to be police officers?
Tell me, who all do you have in your group?
This boy is my nephew.
Today you are saying that I am your nephew.
Tomorrow you will say he too is with you.
No, we deal in buffalos.
We need to go make a deal.
Let's go. We are already late.
White buffalos for sale!
They are going to get thrashed.
Sir, what are you waiting for?
Let's make them sit in the car.
Let's take them to the police station and thrash them.
Let's take you to the police station and bash you up.
- Let's go. - They think this is a joke.
I give up, Brother.
The girl didn't even take my age into consideration.
Take your age into consideration? Like we went for a religious thing.
You are right.
At this age one should go for a pilgrimage.
And this boy is making me run after a girl.
Uncle, I don't know whether he will get his girl..
..but this one will surely lose his wife.
Shut up.
What is this flour sack up to?
Truth is always bitter, right Uncle?
Idiots, why are you fighting?
Find a solution instead.
According to me if you cannot charm the girl then go for her father.
Her father is worse than her.
Oh really, he is her father at it then?
He is her father for real!
Ouch, that hurts.
Heed my advice.
Tomorrow her father is going for a rifle shooting competition.
Pay attention here. Why don't you work out a miracle?
A miracle, do you think he is God?
Fatso, you don't know me.
I know you very well. Even a slap can take you out.
Don't worry, Uncle.
Be prepared for tomorrow. I'll hit the target.
Everyone's ready?
- So shall I order them to shoot? - Yes.
Release!
Fire!
Oh, missed.
Release!
- Damn you. - Missed again.
Release!
Oh no.
Father, I don't think anyone other than you can hit the target.
I think all three of them are idiots.
Once again!
Release!
Well done!
Come here, boy.
- Hello. - Hello, son. Come here.
You have a good aim.
From whom did you learn to shoot?
My elder brother made me familiar with a rifle from a tender age.
I have heard a lot about you.
I consider you my master when it comes to shooting.
Wonderful.
God bless you.
Where are you from?
From..
He is known to me, Sardarji.
He is staying with me.
He is a very nice boy.
He is well cultured.
He touches everyone's feet in the morning, except mine.
He is indeed well cultured.
Otherwise, kids these days don't respect their elders at all.
Well done. Stay blessed.
Thank you.
Let's go, kiddo.
Yes.
Uncle, I cannot say about the girl, but I think I've managed to charm the father.
Then marry her father instead.
Fatso, you don't know me.
Why, do you want to marry him?
You are unaware of Bhagtawar Singh's anger.
He has done target practiced many like you using in his rifle.
Don't make me shoot you.
Mother, you should go one walks.
It keeps you fit.
Don't worry about my fitness.
You should learn how to do embroidery, dear.
It will come in handy after you get married.
Mother, why do I feel that father loves me more.
You always talk about getting me out of here.
- Son? - Yes, Mother?
You have been holding the cup of tea since half an hour.
Why aren't you drinking it?
Shall I reheat it?
No, it's okay.
You never listen to me.
But I cannot stop myself from saying it.
If she keeps running like this then which boy would agree to marry her?
Why, Mother? Is there anything wrong with my daughter?
There is nothing wrong with her.
There is a boy lacking in her life.
Consider that taken care of.
Oh really?
I met a boy today.
Very handsome.
He is well cultured and he looks from a decent family too.
Who is he?
I don't know, but..
Then how can you say you know him?
I said I met him. I can find out about him, Mother.
Sardarji, you can consider him a part of my family.
Where is he from?
From a village in Punjab.
What's the name of his village.
Sardarji, I don't remember the name.
Sardarji, all the villages are the same in Punjab.
That is true.
How much land does his family own?
Around 70-80 acres.
Okay.
What's his clan?
Clan?
He's not from your clan, Sardarji.
Who else does he have in his family?
He has an elder brother, a grandma and servants.
I have met the boy, I like him.
I would like my daughter to get married to him.
That is the right decision, Sardarji.
Ramprasad, I know you well.
You want to be the matchmaker for this.
Then go ahead.
Mother, I usually don't like to get into this mess.
But I will, only for you.
Right, like you wouldn't otherwise.
If you ask for a chain you'll get a chain.
If you ask for a ring then we'll give you a ring.
I can take both. Why would I refuse?
I like to do this, Mother.
You like it a lot.
So, shall I consider it done?
Yes, talk to them.
Do you think he will agree?
Of course, he will.
I have hit the targets well.
He is coming here with his sad face.
What happened, Uncle?
What do I say?
He said no?
- No. - Then?
He agreed.
For real?
But he has a condition.
What's his condition?
He said that he wants Jassi to be his son-in-law.
Uncle, then why are you playing this hide and seek game with us?
Congratulations to everyone.
- Listen, fatso.. - Yes?
- Now do you believe in me? - Of course, I do.
You are a great personality.
True.
Now listen to me.
That's fine, but so soon?
It's not about hurrying it up.
Such good matches are hard to find.
What do you want me to do?
What do you have to do anyway?
You just need to meet at a neutral ground.
At a neutral ground?
Why at a neutral ground?
We have a house, why not meet there?
Also bring your relatives along.
Then why bring along our relatives?
We will go alone.
Why take the trouble of inviting relatives so many times?
If things work out then you fix it right away.
Otherwise, you go back to your house and they go back to yours.
You just need to be at the neighbouring village's guesthouse tomorrow.
You come with me.
Fine.
I'll do as you say.
Okay.
Go and tell them..
..that Bhagtawar Singh is coming with his daughter's wedding proposal.
Khalsa belongs to Lord, victory belongs to Lord.
Come here, my boy. Hello. How are you?
Welcome.
You have come alone?
Everyone's here.
My mother, my father, my brother, my sister.
My God..
Wonderful.
My brother.
Then won't you introduce him to me?
Of course I will.
Brother?
Bhagtawar?
What is he doing here?
Sardarji, Bhagtawar wants to get his daughter married to Jassi.
Brother, he has come on his own in front of all the council members.
He has folded his hand and asked me to marry his daughter.
We have finally managed to crush his ego.
Now you decide what you need to do.
Ask him to get out of my sight before I lose my cool.
I don't want to form any relationship with this family.
The family which rejected my friendship in front of all council members..
Forget marrying his daughter..
..I won't you get married to anyone distantly related to him.
Well done.
Only cowards and eunuchs use women to seek revenge.
Brave warriors and Sardars don't do that.
Times change, Bhagtawar Singh.
Today Bhagtawar Singh is in the same situation..
..as my brother was many years ago.
What you did was not right, son.
Like what you did was right.
Without it being my fault, without giving it a thought..
I cried tears of blood every day.
Now imagine how one feels when a wedding proposal..
..is rejected in front of all council members.
I told you that your thoughts are good but your character is bad.
I wouldn't have felt bad if you would have shot me instead.
If I want, I can turn this place into a graveyard.
If I want, I can make everyone mourn.
If I had not made the mistake of coming here..
..I would have buried you alive right here.
You will have to pay for this.
Be ready.
Be prepared.
Get lost.
Let's go.
I wouldn't have felt bad if you had gone to prison after shooting him.
Men don't use women to seek revenge.
Please forgive me, Brother.
But my heart was on fire after I heard you story.
I did what I thought was right.
Sardarji, we should get him married before he does anything stupid.
If this is what you want as well.
It's a good thing that Jassi and Pali's match has been fixed, Mother.
Now both Channo and Pali will have each other's company.
Don't worry, dear. We will take good care of Pali.
It would've been great if the girls and their husbands could have joined us.
Why do you worry, Mother?
Girls and their husbands will be here.
It is my responsibility to convince them and bring them here.
But Brother, I fear that our boy might once again say no after saying yes.
You should keep him under control and get him married quickly.
Okay. We won't waste anymore time.
Tell them that we are coming with the wedding procession.
- That's right. - Have some sweets.
You should have some, you are our guest.
Why have you asked me to come here?
Why are you saying that?
I love you.
Oh really?
Then why did you leave me?
Please forgive me.
I was compelled by my helplessness.
You know my brother has raised me like his own son.
I know.
Channo told me everything.
Then?
Then I would have liked to hear it from you.
Fine. Now stop being angry.
Beautiful girls shouldn't be so angry, they don't look good.
Okay.
But don't play this hide and seek with me after marriage.
There is no need to play hide and seek anymore.
We are soon going to be together.
Right?
Adorn your palms with henna, Pali!
I am coming over with my wedding procession.
"Henna adorns the palms."
"Arms are filled with bangles."
"My plaits sway with me."
"I keep twirling like crazy."
"Oh my beloved, I truly belong to you now."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
"It's time to celebrate!"
"I am going to get married to you.."
"I am going to get married to you today, my delicate darling."
"When you are away, I think about you."
"When you are close, I keep staring at you."
"My eyes never get tired of looking at you."
"When you are away, I think about you."
"When you are close, I keep staring at you."
"My eyes never get tired of looking at you."
"I keep soaring high with the wind.."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
"It's a party!"
"Loud music is being played.."
"Loud music is being played in my house since early morning."
"Loud music is being played in my house non stop since early morning."
"I am wearing wedding bangles for you."
"My anklets are eager to fill your courtyard with its sound."
"I am wearing wedding bangles for you."
"My anklets are eager to fill your courtyard with its sound."
"I am covered with the hues of your love.."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
"Other girls have beautiful designs on their palms.."
"Whereas I have written your name on my palm."
Nidhi?
Yes, Uncle?
Go and find out where your uncle is.
Wedding procession is almost here.
We have barely managed to cajole him after all these years.
Go and find out where he is.
Okay, I'll go and find out.
I wonder where uncle is.
Wedding procession is almost here.
Aunt, have you seen uncle?
No, I cannot even find my husband.
Then go and find your husband.
- I will find this uncle of mine. - Okay.
We had barely managed to cajole him after all these years..
..I wonder where he has gone now.
Wedding procession is almost here.
I think I should look for him over here.
Uncle, you are sitting over here?
The wedding procession is at the door.
Don't you want to welcome the guests?
The guests will get such a welcome..
..that people from surrounding 25 villages will never forget it.
- The groom and his guests are here. - Yes.
Hello. Hello.
- Hello. - Hello. Welcome.
He is back to cause trouble.
Tables have turned once again, huh.
What are you doing here?
I should be the one asking you that question.
What are you doing here?
I am here to get my brother married.
Now you tell me why are you here?
Now I know that you are not true to your word.
You had said..
..you won't get form a relationship anyone even distantly related to Bhagtawar.
Yet you are standing at my door to beg.
Related to you?
How are you related to them?
You'll know who I am when I'll send you and your guests back.
What is wrong with him now?
I am the bride's uncle. She is my niece.
Do you think I'll beg you to get your niece married to my brother?
I'll plead to you?
I agree that sometimes circumstances..
..make you face situations you have never imagined.
If you don't accept this alliance then I don't accept it either.
You can keep your niece at home.
Let's go.
I don't think they will ever let me get married.
You wasted money by renting a horse.
And you made me lose money as well.
I had to buy her two dresses for your wedding.
But you only brought me one dress.
But that dress was made using the material meant for two dresses.
- Now what should I do? - Be patient, Brother.
Son, why do you want to remain enemies?
Please give in. Be friends again.
What are you saying?
The person who insulted our family in front of the council members..
How can you expect me to form a relationship with him?
The person who has made me cry?
How can you expect me to form a relationship with him?
The person because of whom my sisters..
..and their husbands distanced themselves from me..
How can you expect me to form a relationship with him?
No, this is not possible.
Look, your sisters and their husbands are here.
When Jagga told me that your sisters and their husbands..
..are not going to attend Jassi's wedding..
..I took Jagga with me and went to invite him.
I am elder to you.
I have a right to do this.
And he didn't refuse me either.
Look now the sisters and their husbands are also here.
Everyone is here.
Today I am going to speak out of turn..
Brother, it is still not too late.
You should let go of your anger.
Two hearts were broken back then as well.
And two hearts are being broken now as well.
Please don't do this, Brother.
Elders rightly say that you have to face both heaven and hell here.
You end up falling into the grave you dig for others.
Life plays hide and seek with you in such a way..
Bhagtawar..
I called off my wedding with your sister..
And now..
My daughter is faced the same.
I can understand the pain daughters go through now.
Today once again, it's the question of a daughter's life.
I am the one who caused a rift between you two, Bhagtawar.
It is neither his fault nor yours.
It is only my fault.
It is fate..
It is destiny written up there.
There is a reason you two keep meeting each other.
No, my friend.
Let go of your anger. Enough of this enmity.
Do you remember the days when the tales..
..of your friendship where famous all around?
No one could challenge your friendship.
It's time to uproot the plant of hatred.
Once again sow the seeds of love.
Let the flowers bloom and spread the fragrance of your friendship.
Remember the days when everyone wished to have the friendship you two shared.
Enemies used to fear your friendship.
No!
Just like you cannot keep two swords in a scabbard..
..he and I cannot be together again.
No, Bhagtawar.
You are mistaken.
You two aren't swords.
You two are good people created by God.
You should only have love for each other.
Look son..
My daughter first couldn't marry him because of your ego.
Then her wedding with Dilar got called off.
Look..
I am begging to you.
Now don't ruin my granddaughter's life because of your ego.
Please don't.
Please.
No, I too am begging to you.
We are from the bride's side.
Uncle..
I have never asked you for anything.
We love each other.
Brother..
Till when will you two keep hating each other?
We will have to return from this battlefield one day.
I'll explain the rest.
You insulted him in front of all the council members.
And he insulted him.
- You called off his wedding. - And he called off his.
So now you two are quits.
If there is still something left to settle then..
..you can meet up with him some other time and settle it.
Brother, if you don't want to bow down then we will.
Because the bride's family rank higher.
And the groom's family always rank lower.
Come on son, go give him a hug now.
He is the same man you wouldn't even eat without.
Come on give him a hug or else I'll slap you.
Brothers, it's time to unite.
Enmity won't make you gain anything.
Let go of this enmity.
Come on now give him a hug.
Son, give him a hug.
Let go of your anger.
It's time you two unite.
'I am dying to dance!'
'It enters my nose otherwise!'
Let go of each other now, Uncle.
We are waiting for the garlanding ceremony.
God has blessed you with a good height.
And you have such a big frill over your turban.
We will need a ladder to garland you.
Keep quiet.
He won't be bow down so easily.
I will have to make him bow down one day.
Crazy Jatt that he is.
Are you going to offer us any refreshments..
..or should we leave with the girl?
Wait, I'll serve you right away.
Come on boys, get your sticks ready.
He is your relative now.
You can serve them however you want.
Oh really?
But remember one thing.
We will serve you twice as much as you serve us now.
Is it so?
No, I was just joking!
Get the sweets!
- Come on, give me a hug. - Come.
I am so happy.
Look at that! Pali is getting married to the one you were supposed to marry.
Aren't you feeling bad at all?
Bad?
I never liked this monkey.
Where is he?
Where is my son-in-law?
- There he is! - Go get him.
"O' please let go of my hand, my dear."
"If I am late, my mother's going reprimand me, my dear."
"You pull my heart's strings."
"If you are willing, let's click a picture together."
"You are trying to get cosy with me.."
"I will get into trouble if my dress gets wrinkled."
"I am already infamous, my dear.."
"Now people tease me with your name."
"I'll make up some excuse and meet you tomorrow."
"Let me go, don't cause any trouble today."
"Life is short, my dear.."
"Stay back for a while, no one knows what lies in store tomorrow."
"Why are you so attached to me?"
"You will cry if someone else ends up marrying me."
"I'll make up some excuse and meet you tomorrow."
"Let me go, don't cause any trouble today."
"Life is short, my dear.."
"Stay back for a while, no one knows what lies in store tomorrow."