Production: Norio Sato Producer: Hiroshi Hanzawa
RUSTED BODY
Ah, boss.
What is it?
If he doesn't confess tonight, we'll kill him.
Pigfeed.
Let's do it.
Tonight.
For sure.
You'd better confess before the women show up.
Keiko Asano.
They are really mean
Saeiko Kichika
Ayu Kiokawa Ryota Sakanishi
Hirakazu Yoshihara Tsuyoshi Nonaka
Kohei Tsuzaki
I want to go abroad as soon as possible.
I'll buy a Liechtenstein nationality...
...and get my old title back.
Viscountess Hiroko Ichijo.
Living in a castle with a Swiss bank account.
Confess now. It's not worth your life.
The lady and my granddaughter are very mean.
I've worked for the Ichijo family a long time.
This old man used to be a major in the imperial military police.
He's a torture expert.
Don't call me an old man.
They're here. I don't know what will happen now.
Stop.
Stan talking.
Where did you hide the 160 million yen?
Still don't want to talk?
We know everything.
I hope you can still talk without your teeth...
...if you want to confess.
I admire you.
What did you say? This thief is so noisy.
Pity on you.
It's not enough. Cut off his penis all the way.
If a bird doesn't sing... kill it.
'If a bird is not willing to sing it must lose it's life.'
The safe at the Yamato bank in Shinjuku.
What number?
767825
Got it. Pigfeed.
There's 40 million yen there. - Where's the rest?
I only took 40 million.
It was 160 million.
No. It was only 40 million.
What's the number of the safe?
767825
160 million minus 40 million leaves 120 million.
The bank manager must have taken it himself.
We will take care of the bank manager.
Everybody... All goes according to plan.
Oh, life in a castle.
Lady, at last you can escape from the shame...
...of living as a commoner.
There is our next target.
Shioju Moriyama, 43 years. And also:
Mankoku Bank. Shinjuku branch manager.
A very common face. Due to McArthur...
...we have lost the spirit of our divine land.
I detest Yankees and Russians.
Delicious, boss. What is it?
Fresh from the country.
Boss, Moriyama is quite a big shot.
We can handle it with teamwork.
We'll get him, and then... pigfeed.
This is Moriyama, the bank manager. University graduate in Economics.
As a student he was a right-winger in rugby . Quite good.
I wish to test my invention.
Please sit down.
Young man, you may start
I'll take this.
You have to think it's real. It's very erotic.
But you can't ejaculate inside her.
Erotic, grandpa?
What's so funny?
Grandpa will faint if he finds out you're using me as a bucket.
As a bucket...
It's true. When you want me, all you want is an orgasm.
No foreplay.
Get on with it.
Hey, you... - Call me director.
All right, Miss Director. Shall I show you my professional technique?
It's a pity I do it for free.
Franz Liszt. Finger practice.
Old man, what's that noise?
On this bed both can get an orgasm simultaneously.
An orgasm at the same time?
You're so good.
When two people are making love, this bed will feel it.
A mutual orgasm is the best.
Ejaculation and fertilization will form an orgasm...
...of ecstasy, of instant death. Rape is instant love.
When they feel the depth of darkness, 20,000 volts of weak current...
...will take them to heaven.
It will take two people to heaven at the same time. It's great.
This belt will change the erotic pleasure pulse.
It increases Miss Hiroko's sex delusions...
...and stimulates her G-spot and her anus.
Oh, my lady...
Penis, vagina, clitoris, labia major, labia minor...
...clitoris, vagina, anus.
Attack.
Holy war.
Japanese men.
The daybreak of Asia.
In bad times you get to know your friends.
My lady, I've always loved you.
Although my body is old, if you need me, you can use me.
You're so good.
I'm at the height of my pleasure.
I made a mistake.
Grandpa, did you ejaculate?
It's wonderful to be in another world instead of this harsh reality.
I can call an emergency shareholders' meeting.
We will kidnap Moriyama and his mistress.
I'll take care of his wife. All the money belongs to the wife.
Equities, properties, everything. A total asset of 1600 million yen.
This 'll be fun. Pigfeed.
I wonder how much Moriyama has embezzled.
700 or 800 million. I'm sure.
It's the end of the world. After the war, education became worthless.
Grown-up men with money lead such makeshift lives.
After you reach the pinnacle of pleasure, you can only go down-hill.
Grandpa, don't you want the money?
Of course I do.
It is sad that nowadays old men have to live at other people's mercy.
In developed countries people have more respect for the elderly.
Elderly who call themselves leaders are corrupt.
Okay, hurry up.
Shut up, commoner. America and Russia are my enemies.
Just a moment. Time out. I made a mistake.
No way.
My lady, I must be a demented, pitiful, old man.
Just now I was telling you about respect for the elderly.
You owe me 27 million yen. You have to work for me until you die.
Grandpa has urinated.
The story of the Urinating Mahjong.
Madam, this is not pleasant. This woman is Natsu Takahara.
She works at your husband's bank as a computer operator.
They have had a relationship for over two years.
You did not know?
If you put that inside, it will tear.
It's okay. I heard it feels good.
Don't move.
I'll take it out. Don't shit.
That was awful.
When will we go away, manager?
One more money transfer. On the 10th we can disappear together.
What about your wife?
When we are settled down, I'll send her the divorce papers.
You married her for her money.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to buy this tape. His shame is also your shame.
All of Moriyama's family assets have to be exchanged.
Okay.
You can take everything.
I don't want anything.
I don't want the videotape either.
What did I do?
Is it so bad I am alive and living?
Being a good person doesn't mean you won't be hurt.
I like you.
Stop.
According to Kant, one has to live in reality...
...and accept everything that happens to you.
No, don't.
Do you still feel loyal to your husband?
What about me?
You can see how much I want you.
You are cruel.
I don't want your money.
I want you.
What do you want me to do?
Come closer.
What's going on?
What's this? Who are you? Leave me alone.
You can't get away with this.
Say something. Show yourself.
I am scared.
Fool. Don't be shaken by something like this.
But I am scared. Help me.
Damn. Stop this game.
I can't take it anymore.
I see, it's a kidnapping. A kidnapping for money.
Fools. It won't earn you a penny. You've kidnapped the wrong person.
Welcome.
Manager, you are in good shape. We'll enjoy hurting you.
What?
How much will you pay for your life?
What are you talking about? I'm just a wage earner.
Tell me where the money is that you took and you will live.
I didn't take it. - I'll sue you.
Oh, yes. You'll sue us, and we'll expose...
...your embezzlement and adultery. We'll expose it all.
That's why they say college graduate girls are stupid.
Really, you have no brains.
For the likes of you no human rights exist.
You just open you mouth for a blow-job. You're a walking whore.
I really don't know.
How could Yoshida get away with 40 million?
Was that for keeping his mouth shut?
And the remaining 120 million?
Damn the bastard. Yoshida talked. I'll kill him.
He is already pigfeed.
If you don't confess soon...
...you'll be pigfeed as well.
There is only one way to save yourself. Understand?
No, no, no.
It's only water. Next time it will be different.
I risked my life to get the money. I will not give it up.
If you want it, you must kill me.
But you won't get a penny.
How can I apologize to the spirits of millions of dead soldiers?
You filthy scum.
You crush people who fell down with hunger.
For the face of the world you are like a fake politician...
...who talks about prosperity and world peace.
You are not human.
The easiest and surest way is to inject a confession drug.
You have to feel that it is a lot harder to live than it is to die.
This will be fun. Hang in there.
Do you wish to say anything?
Never.
I don't know.
I've went through so much trouble to get the money...
...that I'd rather die than give it away.
If you make any more noise, I'll hit your eyes.
You see, the eel are drunk from the sake.
They are very lively.
You'd better keep your anus tight, as tight as you can.
Stop it.
If your strength weakens...
...they will enter every hole in your body. Even your anus.
Stop.
It's all in the computer. - Don't talk.
Computer?
You are next. Prepare yourself.
I will not talk about the computer. Even if it means I die.
You.
Hideko.
What kind of man are you?
Damn, Hideko, you too? I will not talk. You can kill me.
You are married to me. You committed adultery.
This kind of thing will backfire. I will not talk.
I wonder...
I wonder if you can beat my lady.
Hideko, I want to be with you.
This is good, what is this?
Hideko, I want you to be mine.
I don't care what will happen to me.
Even if you're playing with me, I don't care.
This world is not bad at all.
Am I doing all right? - It's you I want.
But you will become the wife of a Rolls Royce driver.
She's a good woman, your wife.
That woman is not my wife anymore.
Can you forgive her for being with another man?
I wonder if his penis is better than yours.
Damn. I only made money to look down on her.
Good. It's very tight.
Because you are so good.
You are fantastic.
So are you.
Hideko, I'll be the first to really fuck you.
It's good. How much money do you have?
1180 million yen.
Tell me the code.
4821...
No, I am not going to lose. You can't fool me.
I have survived because I don't believe others.
You fool, I will not lose.
Touch me. Touch me.
The boss has lost.
My lady...
He's fantastic.
The boss has lost.
We can forget about Nice.
What shall we do?
My lady...
...it's over.
Boss, what are you going to do?
My lady, I am very sorry.
So now... - So now...
So now we'll give up on Moriyama.
I shall prepare for hara-kiri.
Wait. I will challenge him one more time.
My lady, do you have an idea?
I have a secret weapon.
I don't make the same mistake twice.
Are you hungry, Moriyama?
I like a tough guy like you.
That smells good, doesn't it? I made it.
You smell bad. I'll put you in a hot bath later.
1180 million yen. You saved a lot.
I don't want it. Take it away.
You're very fit and strong.
Tell us the code number.
Don't you want to be free, and eat plenty of good food?
Stew, sateh, steak...
...sushi, noodles... Wouldn't that be nice?
Then, after eating a great meal, the warmth of a woman's body.
You... gourmet.
Do you remember how I tasted?
Look at me.
I cannot forget you either.
Moriyama, I have lost. Congratulations.
I'll put you in a bath and then you may go.
But first...
...make love to me.
It looks like a soap land.
The baths of the old aristocracy...
...used to be holy places for exchanging information.
Everybody nude, without weapons...
...and served by aristocratic girls.
So let me serve you.
But then you must make love to me.
You cannot ejaculate. The stiff pan will decay.
Stop. You cheated on me. - Shut up, you commoner.
You tried your best, but I have my pride.
Your body shows the vitality to live.
It is full of power and the will to live.
Oh, good.
I like this kind of man, but I can't afford to lose.
He has come once.
She's my boss. I respect her.
No matter how many times he comes, he cannot ejaculate.
It hurts. But it's good. It really hurts.
Confess.
Never.
Here he comes again. Terrific. I am learning a lot.
Help.
Confess, or it will decay.
It hurts.
You see how tight it is?
It feels good.
Which is more important? Your money or your dick?
Money.
Okay, keep your money. But you will live like a eunuch.
Farewell to your weapon.
Okay, okay... I lost. I will tell you. Stop, stop.
Here comes the third time. Your scrotum will explode.
48216709.
I beg you.
Tell me the code number again.
48216709.
Ah... I'm dying.
Ah, me too.
It's done with. Over. The secret weapon of the boss.
Hurrah.
So that's it. The guy is now pigfeed.
Hawaii, Europe, China...
Yes, Shuji Moriyama and myself.
Hideko Moriyama, you have your own.
This is your share, Mr Jiro Koyanagi.
This is Natsu Takahara for Misa.
When you have left the country...
...you must burn the passports of Moriyama and Natsu.
The two disappeared forever with the stolen money.
Pigfeed.
A bird flown away leaves no din.
All's well that ends well.